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Mitä eroa on naisella ja terroristilla?
Terroristin kanssa voi neuvotella.


Mitä yhteistä on miehellä ja siittiöllä?
Kummankin todennäköisyys kasvaa aikuiseksi on 1/1.000.000.


Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.

Minkä takia blondi säilyttää vaateripustinta auton takapenkillä?
- Siltä varalta, että sattuisi unohtamaan avaimet autoon ja lukitsemaan ovet.

Kaisa

Lasi: Grogilasi
Valmistustapa: Rakennetaan
Ainekset:
2 cl giniä
2 cl Pisang Ambonia
1 cl sitruunamehua
1 cl grenadiinia
ginger alea
Ohje: Mittaa gin ja pisang ambong grogilasiin.
Lisää sitruunamehu ja grenadiini.
Täytä lasi ginger alella.

Well there's a bridge and there's a river that I still must cross
As I'm going on my journey
Oh, I might be lost

And there's a road I have to follow, a place I have to go
Well no-one told me just how to get there
But when I get there I'll know
Cuz I'm taking it

Step By Step, Bit by Bit,
Stone By Stone (Yeah), Brick by Brick (Oh, yeah)
Step By Step, Day By Day, Mile by mile (ooh, ooh, ooh)

And this old road is rough and ruined
So many dangers along the way
So many burdens might fall upon me
So many troubles that I have to face

Oh, but I won't let my spirit fail me
Oh, I won't let my spirit go
Until I get to my destination
I'm gonna take it slowly cuz I'm making it mine

Step By Step (you know I'm taking it), bit by bit (bit by bit, come move),
stone by stone (yeah), brick by brick (brick by brick by brick by brick mmm...)
Step by step (step by step uh-huh), day by day (day by day-ee),
mile by mile (ooh), go your own way.

Say it, baby, don't give up
You got to hold on to what you got,
Oh, baby, don't give up,
You got to keep on moving on don't stop (yeah yeah).
I know you're hurting, and i know you're blue,
i know you're hurting but don't let the bad things get to you.

I'm taking it step by step...

Sex is like Nokia (connecting people), sex is like Pepsi (ask for more), sex is like Coca-Cola (enjoy) and sex is like Nike (Just Do It).

You may prefer one more than the other,
but you should never simply dismiss something out of hand before you've tried it once...
...or twice.

;)

Mitkä ovat naisen neljä lempieläintä?
Minkki kaapissa, Jaguaari tallissa, Tiikeri makuuhuoneessa ja aasi, joka maksaa kaiken.

Mitä yhteistä on leikkijunalla ja naisen rinnoilla?
Molemmat on tarkoitettu lapsille mutta isät leikkivät niillä.

:D

I don't wanna go another day
So I'm telling you, exactly what is on my mind
Seems like everybody is breaking up
And throwing their love away
But I know I got a good thing right here
That's why I say (Hey)

Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever
Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u
You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby
Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u

I don't wanna go another day
So I'm telling you, exactly what is on my mind
See the way we ride, in our private lives
Ain't nobody gettin' in between
I want you to know that, you're the only one for me (one for me)
(What I'm sayin')

Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever
Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u
You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby
Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u

And now, ain't nothing else I can need
And now, I'm singing 'cause you're so, so into me
I got you, we'll be making love endlessly
I'm with you (baby I'm with you)
Baby you're with me (baby you're with me, higher)

So don't cha worry about
People hanging around
They ain't bringing us down
I know you, and you know me
And that's all that counts
So don't cha worry about
People hanging around
They ain't bringing us down
I know you, and you know me
And that's, that's why I say (Hey)

Nobody gonna love me better, I must stick wit u forever
Nobody gonna take me higher, I must stick wit u
You know how to appreciate me, I must stick wit u, my baby
Nobody ever made me feel this way, I must stick wit u

Competition produces better-quality sperm. A recent study found that when men felt a sense of rivalry with other men, their sperm was more mobile than when their competitive instinct wasn't fired up.


Heh... :D