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Pure awesoamsauceMaanantai 03.05.2010 19:15


An email I got at GMX like 10 mins ago.

KasiPerjantai 30.04.2010 16:54

Day 01 - Your favourite song (at this very moment): Deathstars "Virtue to Vice"
Day 02 - Song you hate: Anything from Petri Nygård
Day 03 - Songs that makes you happy: Genesis "Invisible Touch" & Xe-NONE "Angels" & Yö "Rakkauden Vahvistama"
Day 04 - Song that makes you sad: This is a hard one but let's just go with Skindred "Sicker"
Day 05 - Song that reminds you of someone: The most special ones first off Amorphis "Her Alone" & Caliban "Love Song"
Others include:
  • Amorphis "Same Flesh"
  • Black Comedy "Favorite Hateobject"
  • Crematory "Ist Es Wahr"
  • Diablo "Queen of Entity"
  • Genesis "Invisible Touch"
  • Yö "Rakkauden Vahvistama"
  • Manowar "Warriors of the World"
  • Jonna Tervomaa "Myöhemmin"
  • Apulanta "Jumala"
  • Volbeat "The Garden's Tale"
  • Popeda "Liian Kiltti Mies"
  • Yö "Joutsenlaulu"
amongst others. I truly have friends few in numbers but large in scale of heartfeltness and longevity.
Day 06 - Song that reminds of you of some place: This one is hard as well, two that come to my mind: Klamydia "Pienen Pojan Elämää", System of a Down "B.Y.O.B"
Day 07 - Song that reminds you of a certain event: Apulanta "Armo", "Viivakoodit", "Jumala", "Maanantai"
Day 08 - Song that you know all the words to: I'm sure I'm missing a lot but anyway...
  • Apulanta: Jumala, Hiekka, Maanantai, Pahempi Toistaan, Valas, Koneeseen Kadonnut, Armo, Anna Mulle Piiskaa.
  • Amorphis: Silent Waters, Her Alone, House of Sleep, Same Flesh.
  • Others:
    Kamelot "Center of the Universe"
    Deathstars "Virtue to Vice"
    Genesis "Land of Confusion"
    Disturbed "Down With the Sickness", "Prayer"
    Fear Factory "Bite the Hand That Bleeds"
    Inactive Messiah "Sing"
    Jonna Tervomaa "Myöhemmin"
    Katatonia "Ghost of the Sun"
    Manowar "Warriors of the World"
    Popeda "Kuuma Kesä", "Liian Kiltti Mies", "Matkalla Alabamaan", "Tahdotko Mut Tosiaan"
    Pate Mustajärvi "Ukkometso", "Mä Elän Vieläkin"
    Raaka-Aine "Miehen Työ", "Suru"
    Scar Symmetry "The Illusionist"
    Soilwork "Soilworker's Song of the Damned", "Natural Born Chaos", "Nerve", "20 More Miles"
    Sonic Syndicate "Affliction", "Jack of Diamonds"
    Volbeat "The Garden's Tale"
    (without the danish parts :D)
    Yö "Rakkauden Vahvistama", "Särkyvää", "Etkö Unta Saa", "Rakkaus On Lumivalkoinen"
    Zen Café "Todella Kaunis", "Piha Ilman Sadettajaa", "Mies Jonka Ympäriltä Tuolit Viedään"

Day 09 - Song that you can dance to:
Day 10 - Your good-night song: Amorphis "House of Sleep", Crematory "Sleeping Solution"
Day 11 - Song from your favorite band:
Day 12 - Song from a band you hate:
Day 13 - Song that is a guilty pleasure:
Day 14 - Song that no one would expect you to love:
Day 15 - Song that describes you:
Day 16 - Song that you used to love but now hate:
Day 17 - Song that you hear often on the radio:
Day 18 - Song that you wish you heard on the radio:
Day 19 - Song from your favorite album:
Day 20 - Song that you listen to when you’re angry:
Day 21 - Song that you listen to when you’re happy:
Day 22 - Song that you listen to when you’re sad:
Day 23 - Song that you want to play at your wedding:
Day 24 - Song that you want to play at your funeral:
Day 25 - Song that makes you laugh:
Day 26 - Song that you can play on an instrument:
Day 27 - Song that you wish you could play:
Day 28 - Song that makes you feel guilty:
Day 29 - Song from your childhood:
Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time last year:

Jakki ja JonesiMaanantai 19.04.2010 13:47

Ostin nää eilen J&J'ltä

Rakastan tota hupparia <3

Oli mahtava keikka, eka (toka) keikka missä oon ollu ja vielä Paten, kuka on yks mun suosikki rock- & balladilaulajista, ihan jees. Vitutti vaan ku siel oli yks huomionkipee vanhahko naishenkilö (mummo) joka huus "ikuri", joka on siis Tampereen kaupunginosa, joka viidestoista sekunti >.<

Joskus on kyl pakko kullan kans päästä Kamelotin keikalle.

CelldwellerKeskiviikko 07.04.2010 20:15

Jos tykkäätte Celldwelleristä, tsekkailkaa mun YouTube accoo: lisäilen sinne remixejä mitä ei tubessa vielä ole (niitä on aika paljon).

House M.D.Torstai 01.04.2010 05:11

Eka tuotantokaus katottuna, 5 päivää - 22 jaksoa 44min each. Vähän niukkaan tahtiin ahdettu mut joo, seuraava!

Hugh <3Keskiviikko 31.03.2010 14:35

"You had a miscarriage."
"I haven't even been on a date!"
"Right, because it's physically impossible to have sex without somebody buying you dinner..."
Subject: Hell explained by a chemistry student



The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
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Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.


So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'




The student got an A.

Ultimate boredom reliefMaanantai 22.03.2010 02:45

During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."

The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."


The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender.

"I'm a professional gambler," replied the man.

The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?"

"Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy.

"Like what?" asked the bartender.


"Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said.


The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said.

So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.

"I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger.

The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.

"Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender.

"That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man.


With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop."


The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said.

The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.

The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!"


The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"