IRC-Galleria

YOU JUST HATE ME COUSE I`M BLACK :D Ei jaksa selittää ne tietää ketkä tietää... ;p

Yritä ymmärtää, mut jos et kummiskaa ymmärrä ni ei se haittaa riittää ku kuuntelet, älä painosta puhun jos haluun. Mut älä IKINÄ sano et sä tiiät milt must tuntuu sul on saattanu käydä jtn samantapasta mut on monii muit asioit jotka siihen vaikuttaa nimittäin SÄ et tunne sitä kipuu minkä mä ja SÄ et oo mun pään sisällä... Sä et voi kuvitella niin ihmiset on erilaisii nii on tunteetki ja monet ihmiset on kokenu paljon muutaki useimmiten jopa liikaa...

Miesten puheet selkokielelle:

# "Olemmeko tavanneet ennen?" - "Kiva perse."

# "Olen romanttinen." - "Olen köyhä."

# "Tarvitsen sinua." - "Käteni on väsynyt."

# "Olen erilainen kuin muut miehet." - "Olen ympärileikattu."

# "Haluan sitoutua." - "Kyllästyttää vetää käteen."

# "Olet ainoa nainen, joka on välittänyt minusta." - "Olet ainoa nainen, joka ei ole hylännyt minua."

# "Haluan todella tutustua sinuun paremmin." - "... jotta voisin kertoa siitä paremmin kavereilleni."

# "Se on vain appelsiinimehua,maista vaikka." - "Vielä 3 paukkua ja hänen jalkansa ovat kaulani ympärillä."

# "Hän on aika söpö." - "Haluan naida häntä kunnes vehkeeni kuihtuu."

# "En tiedä pidänkö hänestä." - "Hän ei anna."

# "Ikävöin sinua niin" - "Olen niin puutteessa, että pojatkin alkavat näyttää hyviltä."

# "Oliko se yhtä ihanaa sinulle?" - "Olen epävarma miehuudestani."

# "Olinko yhtä hyvä kuin aiemmat poikaystäväsi?" - "Onko vehkeeni pieni?"

# "Nautin joka sekunnista viime yönä." - "Kuka helvetti tuo on?"

# "Rakastatko minua?" - "Olen tehnyt jotain todella typerää ja sinä saatat saada sen selville."

# "Rakastatko minua TODELLA?" - "Olen tehnyt jotain todella typerää ja sinä saat sen selville ennemmin tai myöhemmin."

# "Kuinka paljon rakastat minua?" - "Olen tehnyt jotain todella typerää ja joku on jo matkalla kertomaan sitä sinulle."

# "Minulla olisi sinulle jotain kerrottavaa." - "Mene testiin."

# "Soitan sinulle." - "Annan villikoirien purra vehkeeni irti ennenkuin näen sinua enää."

# "Olen ajatellut paljon." - "Et ole niin hyvännäköinen kuin kännissä."

# "Ehkä meidän pitäisi olla vain ystäviä." - "Vittu, että sä oot RUMA."

# "Olen oppinut sinusta paljon." - "Seuraava!!!!"

Älä vittu sano et välität,
se ei oo totta. Älä vittu
sano et oon sulle tärkee,
se ei oo totta. Älä vittu
sano et merkitsen sulle
jotai, se ei oo totta. Älä
uskottele itelles jotai
mitä et voi, ite uskoo. Sä
voit valehdella mulle, kyl
mä kestän. Mut kestätsä?
Sä voit jättää mut yksi,
en oo yksinäinen. Sä voit
pettää mua, en koskaa petä
itteeni. Sä voit yrittää
satuttaa mua, en mee
rikki.

Näin tää menee

Savuna ilmaan ei voi kestää, verenä hiekkaan ei voi kestää, kivusta nautintoon on matkaa pelottavan vähän jos edes sitäkään...

Jos luet tätä, jos silmäsi liikkuvat juuri tällä hetkellä näiden sanojen yli, ole kiltti ja kirjoita kommentti, jossa on muisto sinusta ja minusta, vaikka emme edes puhuisi usein.
Se voi olla ihan mitä tahansa haluat - hyvää tai huonoa.

Kun olet tehnyt tämän, laita tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi ja ylläty (tai kauhistu) siitä, mitä ihmiset muistavatkaan sinusta.

VITTU ÄMMÄ JOS KOHTELET KAVEREITAS NOIN OOT KOHT IHAN VAA PELKKÄ NOLLA... MÄ EN OO VIHANEN OON PETTYNY JA SÄÄLIN SUO EET NIIN SÄÄLITTÄVÄ HORO !!

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Auta kissaa valloittaa irc-galleria
lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaan :D

Naiset-suomi-Naiset -sanakirja

Se on ihan sun päätös
= eihän asiaan ole kuin yksi ratkaisu, ja sen pitäis olla sullekin selvä.

Tee sä mitä tahdot
= kosto on kauhea.

Meidän pitäis puhua
= mä aion nyt avautua ja sä kuuntelet (!)

Siitä vaan, senkun menet
= älä lähde (!!!!)

En mä ole loukkaantunut
= tietenkin mä olen loukkaantunut, ääliö.

Oletpas sä tänään huomaavainen
= onko tänään seksipäivä?

Vähennetään romanttisesti valoja
= olen ihan jumalattoman turvoksissa

Onpas tää keittiö epäkäytännöllinen
= ostin uuden keittiön, se pitää asentaa huomenna.

Mitäs jos hankittais uudet verhot
= ..ja huonekalut ja maalataan makuuhuone.

Mä kuulin jotain melua
= sä olit melkein nukahtanut ja mua ei vielä väsytä.

Mä rakastan sua ihan hirveästi
= meillä on tyttöjen lomareissu tiedossa.

Oonkohan mä lihonut?
= kato nyt miten hyvännäköinen mä olen.

En mä mitään huuda
= totta vitussa huudan, kun mulla on hyvä syy. (!)

Tottakai
= kyllä tai ei

Ei
= kyllä tai ei

Niin kai
= ei (!)

Ihan miten vaan
= ei (!)

1. Nukkuisitko sohvalla vai kanssani sängyssä?
2. Nukkuisitko päällä, alla, vieressä vai siellä sohvalla?
3. Antaisitko minun nukkua rauhassa vai valvottaisitko koko yön?
4. Millä tavalla valvottaisit minua?
5. Luuletko onnistuvasi siinä?
6. Veisitkö tyynyni?
7. Jos minulla olisi kylmä niin saisitko minut lämpiämään?
8. Herättäisitkö minut aamulla ja millä tavalla?
9. Odottaisitko paita hampaissa palatessani makkariin?
10. Auttaisitko minua pesemään lakanat?
11. Tulisitko uudestaan yökylään?