IRC-Galleria

Here by the sea and sand,
nothing every goes as planned.
I just couldn't face going home.
It was such a drag of my own.

They finally threw me out
my mom got drunk on stout.
My dad couldn't stand on two feet
as he lectured about morality.
And now i guess the family complete
with me hanging out on the street,
or here on the beach.

The girl i love
is a perfect dresser.
Wears every fashion, gets in to the tee.
Heavens above
i got to match her,
She knows just how she wants her man to be
leave it to me.

My jackets gonna' be cut slim and check
maybe a touch of seersucker and a open neck
i ride a GS scooter and my haircuts neat
i wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

I see her dance
across the ballroom.
UV-lights making starshine out of her smile.
I'm the face
she has to know me.
I'm dressed up better than anyone
within a mile.

So how come the other tickets look much better
without a penny to spend, they dress to the letter.
And how come the girls come on oh so cool,
yet when you meet e'm, everyones a fool.

Come sleep on the beach,
stay within my reach.
I just wanna' die with you here
i'm feeling so high with you here.
I'm wet and i'm cold
but thank god i aint' old!
Why didn't i say what i mean
i should have split home at fifteen.
There's a story that the grass is so green,
what have i seen,
where have i been!

Nothing is planned by the sea and the sand!

60 Things Most Girls Don't Know

+Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them. Sluts are fun for one night, but no guy in his right mind would ever date one.

+"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" are the two phrases guys open a conversation with to stop from stammering on the phone.

+Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

+Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there isn't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

+Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

+Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

+Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. They may not admit it right away, but this drives them mad with jealousy.

+A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

+Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

+Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

+Guys get jealous easily.

+Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

+Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?Uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

+Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

+Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

+Girls are guys' weaknesses.

+Guys are very open about themselves.

+It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

+Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

+If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

+A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

+Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

+Guys will brag about anything. Including their girlfriend.

+Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

+Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

+Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

+Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

+Try to be as straightforward as possible.

+A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

+If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

+No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

+Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

+Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

+If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

+When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that

+When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
(Now this isn't necessarily true. When a guy says "Leave me alone", let him be for a few minutes and when he's ready to talk, he'll settle down somewhere and look at you often to get your attention. Once he's ready, he'll want a girl to walk over, lower her voice and say to him quietly "It'll be ok...You're still the best in my book...etc")

+Guys don't really have final decisions.

+If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

+If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

+When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

+Guys like femininity not feebleness.

+Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

+A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

+Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

+Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

+Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

+Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

+Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

+A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

+No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

+Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

+We don't like girls who are too skinny.

+We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

+Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

+Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

+Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

+Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

+Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

+When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

1. Olet:
[x] tyttö
[x] poika

2. Ikäsi:
[ ] alle 10
[ ] 10-13
[ ] 14-16
[ ] 17-18
[x] 19 tai yli

3. Pituutesi.
[ ] alle 150
[ ] 151-160
[x] 160-170
[ ] yli 170

4. Kuvaile hiuksiasi neljällä adjektiivilla.
Vaaleat
Pitkät
Takkuiset
Homolettiset

5. Oletko koskaan...
[x] kiivennyt puuhun ja istunut siellä yli vartin
[x] nähnyt karhua livenä
[x] syönyt kaksi levyä (tai enemmän) suklaata päivässä
[ ] hypännyt benjiä
[x] kierinyt alasti lumessa
[x] sanonut "Rakastan sinua."
[x] lähettänyt opettajalle nimettömänä härskin viestin
[ ] tanssinut ABBA:n tahtiin
[ ] matkinut Kimi Räikköstä
[ ] heittäytynyt jonkun käsivarsille
[ ] tutkaillut itseäsi kriittisesti peilin edessä yli tunnin putkeen
[x] alkanut puhua tuntemattomalle niitä näitä
[ ] soittanut pilapuhelua

6. Jos sinulla olisi mahdollisuus tavata Donald Trump, niin menisitkö juttelemaan?
WTF! Kuka se on?

7. Mitä pidät aidoista timanteista?
Kivoja

8. Mitä sinulle tulee mieleen sanasta %u201Dkultivoitunut%u201D?
Sana?

9. Tiedätkö mikä on Monty Python?
Monty Python FTW!

10. Laulatko suihkussa ollessasi?
Salaa

11. Maalaatko vapaa-ajallasi?
Kyllä joskus

12. Ei se mitään, ei kukaan muukaan niin tee. Käytätkö henkseleitä?
Piiskana

13. Haluaisitko hypätä nyt avantoon?
Joo

14. Tiedätkö mikä on Fleetwood Mac? Jos tiedät, niin mikä?
Kuminauha

15. Oletko nukkunut teltassa? Jos olet, niin millaista oli?
Lasketaanko monopolin pelaaminen?

16. Esitä filosofinen kysymys.
Miksi kanat eivät syö ihmisiä

17. Miten lumiaurojen ajajat pääsevät töihin?
Eihän kukaan nyt sellasii aja

18. Millainen taustakuva sinulla on kännykässäsi?
Joku kumma torni

19. Jos voisit suunnitella täydellisen kännykän, niin millainen siitä tulisi?
Sininen

20. Onko PMMP hyvä?
Onko se lenkkimakkara?

Oletko ollut korkeammalla kuin seitsemännessä taivaassa? Milloin?
The Legend Of Zelda: Wind Waker sanoo kaiken

22. Valitse toinen:

[x] muurahaiskarhu
[ ] varpushaukka

[x] Gandalf
[ ] Saruman

[x] valkoinen
[ ] musta

[ ] hitti
[x] ikivihreä

[ ] karkki
[x] sipsit

[ ] kala
[x] kana

[ ] komea
[x] älykäs

[x] Felix-ketsuppi
[ ] Ilona-ketsuppi


23. Mitä näistä olisit valmis tekemään jos saisit siitä 50 000 euroa?
[ ] suutelemaan kunnolla 90-vuotiasta, vakavasta syljen ylituotannosta kärsivää miestä
[ ] olemaan syvälle hiekkaan haudattuna kolme tuntia (happiputken kanssa tietysti)
[x] juoksemaan alasti kaupungilla ja huutamaan: %u201DHeureka! Heureka!%u201D
[ ] syömään viisi torakkaa
[x] huutamaan tarzan huudon viikon ajan joka päivä kolmesti koulun/työpaikan ruokalassa
[x] päällystämään itsesi olkapäistä nilkkoihin leveällä vihreällä teipillä, jossa lukee isolla: %u201DTulehdusvaara!%u201D, ja kävelemään sitten pokkana kaupungilla
[x] mainostamaan koululla/työpaikalla innosta puhkuen juomukondomeja vähintään 10krt. päivässä viikon ajan
[x] (vain jos olet poika) ilmoittamaan julkisesti olevasi eunukki
[x] (vain jos olet tyttö) ilmoittamaan julkisesti, että poikaystäväsi on eunukki.

24. Oletko morbidininen?
I guess...

25. Lempivaatemerkkisi:
Sony

26. Juuri NYT kauneimmat asiat elämässäsi:
Nintendo Wiiiiiii!

27. Minkä väriset alkkarit sinulla on nyt jalassasi?
Vaaleanpunaiset joilla on kukkakuviot

28. Rakastuminen on kuin%u2026. (jatka lausetta)
...tökkisi porsasta kepillä perseeseen.

29. Minkä nimen kuuleminen saa sinut aina nauramaan?
Uttu

30. Osaatko huijata itseäsi?
50%-50%

31. Osaatko ratkoa rubikin kuution?
Helposti, jos sen kanssa saa sinappia

32. Onko hammaskeijuja olemassa?
Joo mä oon vaikka kuinka monta kertaa ryöstäny sen fyffet

33. Oletko pelannut World of Warcraftia?
Maplestory on parempi

34. Mikä on naurettavin asia TSH-trilogiassa?
Pitkäveteisyys

35. Harrastaisitko seksiä vanhempiesi työpaikalla jos saisit tilaisuuden?
Yes

36. Ovatko suolapähkinät hyviä?
Jep

37. Oletko tällä hetkellä ihastunut/rakastunut?
Yes, en kerro keneen (hahha Uttu du vet int vem!(Men du känner den(Int Eva)))

38. Noh, jos olet, niin kerrohan sitten millainen hän on :)
Viksu

39. Mikä taruhahmo haluaisit olla?
LINK FTW

40. Millaisia koruja käytät/käytätkö koruja?
Kännykkää

41. Onko velhoja ja noitia olemassa?
Joo

42. Oletko yrittänyt ystävystyä luurin toisessa päässä olevan henkilön kanssa soitettuasi väärään numeroon?
Minä en soita värään numeroon!

43. Osallistuitko vesisotaan viime kesänä?
Joo

44. Onko sinulla jokin fetissi?
Nintendo

45. Kun liikut yksinäsi kaupungilla... (valitse sopivin vaihtoehto)
[x] %u2026kukaan ei erityisesti kiinnitä huomiota, muut nuoret voivat hymyillä sinulle
[x] %u2026bisnesnaiset ja %u2013miehet pitävät sinua vertaisenaan
[x] ...pienet lapset menevät peloissaan äidin kainaloon ja kysyvät %u201DÄiti, mikä tuo on?%u201D
[x] ...huolestunut asukas soittaa poliisin karhuryhmän paikalle laittamaan sinut säilöön
Mäki uskon

46. Jos sinua olisi kaksi, kumpi voittaisi?
[x] minä
[ ] se toinen
[ ] koko maailma
[ ] se olisi kaikkien tappio

47. Oletko ikinä seurannut ikkunasta naapureittesi elämää yli 15 min. ajan?
Jep, parempaa viihdykettä kuin Tv

48. Juoruiletko?
Kylle

49. Kerrotko koskaan vapaaehtoisesti muille noloista sattumuksistasi?
50%-50%

50. Onko maailmassa liikaa tyhmiä ihmisiä?
No, vain koko väestö (paitsi minä)

51. Auotko päätäsi muille?
[x] usein
[ ] harvoin
[ ] sisaruksia ja kavereita voin vähän härnätä
[ ] en koskaan

52. Oletko vahingoniloinen?
50%-50%

53. Entä itsepäinen?
Joo

54. Millainen taustakuva sinulla on tietokoneessasi?
Windowsin valmis

55. Ryvetkö usein itsesäälissä?
Koko ajan

57. Oletko syönyt koskaan%u2026
[ ] telkän
[x] kauriin
[ ] jäniksen
[x] mustekalan
[ ] fasaanin lihaa

58. Anteeksi nyt, mutta on pakko kysyä: millainen testi oli mielestäsi?
BÖGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

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