IRC-Galleria

1. Ennen kuin hankit miehen, on sinun pohdittava tarkoin jaksatko pitää
siitä huolta monta vuotta eteenpäin, sillä miehet eivät selviä luonnossa
ilman omistajaansa.

2. Keskustele myös perheesi kanssa. Vaikka miehet ovat suloisia, kaikki
eivät kuitenkaan pidä niistä, jotkut voivat olla jopa allergisia niille.

3. Ennen miehen hankkimista mieti tarkoin minkä rotuisen miehen haluat.
Karvan pituudessa, värissä ja luonteessa on huomattavia eroja rodusta
riippuen. Yleisesti ottaen erilaiset suomenhörökorvat ja lapinseisojat
on helpoin hankkia, mutta hieman vaikeampi kouluttaa kuin eurooppalaiset
rodut.

4. Mieti myös mihin käyttötarkoitukseen miehesi aluat. Jos haluat vain
tavallisen kotimiehen makaamaan sohvallesi, kerjäämään ruokaa ja
haukkumaan vieraita, kelpaa siihen parhaiten tavallinen suomalainen
perusmies. Jos taas tarvitset näyttelymiehen, on myös ulkonäölle
asetettava vaatimuksia. Miesnäyttelyissä menestyvät parhaiten jäntevät,
ruskeat ja suhteellisen lyhytkarvaiset miehet. Näyttelymiehen pitoon
liittyy muutamia ongelmia, niillä on mm. taipumusta karkailla.

Harrastuskäyttöön on myös erilaisia miehiä. Metsästykseen tarkoitetut
miehet vaativat paljon liikuntaa ja ulkoilutusta. Siksi suosittelemme
erilaisia nk. seisojia, jotka eivät vaadi niin paljon liikuntaa ja sitä
voi harjoittaa myös sisätiloissa.

5. Kun olet tehnyt päätöksen miehen hankkimisesta, sinun on otettava
selvää mistä saat haluamasi miehen. Ota yhteyttä perheisiin joissa
tiedät olevan vapaita miehiä ja tee varaus. Käy tapaamassa miestä ja
hänen perhettään ennen lopullista päätöstä, sillä perheolosuhteet
vaikuttavat myöhempään koulutukseen.

6. Varmista että mies on vieroitettu emostaan.

7. Kysy miehen kasvattajilta miehen ruokintaohjeita ja muita tärkeitä
sinua kiinnostavia seikkoja.

8. Voit hankkia myös hylätyn miehen, mutta sillä voi olla edellisten
omistajien jäljiltä pahoja tapoja.

9. Kun olet löytänyt sopivan miehen, vie se lääkärille tarkastukseen ja
rokotettavaksi.

10. Vie mies kotiisi. Varmista että sillä on tarpeeksi juomaa ja ruokaa,
jotta se pysyy tyytyväisenä.

11. Useimmat antavat miehen nukkua sängyssään ja se onkin usein mukavaa.
Varmista kuitenkin ettei miehelläsi ole syöpäläisiä, jotka voivat
tarttua sinuun.

12. Koulutus on parasta aloittaa yksinkertaisista asioista, kuten
sisäsiisteydestä. Ankarasta koulutuksesta huolimatta kaikki miehet eivät
kuitenkaan opi sisäsiisteiksi. Oven avaaminen ja kukkien tuominen ovat
hankalia temppuja, jotka onnistuvat vain
valioyksilöiltä.

13. Vaikka miehet näyttävätkin kuuntelevan sinua, ne eivät kuitenkaan
ymmärrä puhettasi.

14. Jos mies karkailee, kokeile aidata piha tai käyttää talutushihnaa.
Useimmat eivät kuitenkaan suostu jälkimmäiseen. Jos karkailu jatkuu,
hanki uusi mies.

15. Huomaa, ettei kaikkia miehiä kannata käyttää siitokseen. Siihen
kelpaavat vain rekisteröidyt miehet. Jos kuitenkin haluat pentuja eikä
miehesi ole rekisterissä, varaudu ongelmiin

Living Dead Girl

Rage in the cage
And piss upon the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the giant down
Defunct the strings
Of cemetary things
With one flat foot
On the devil's wing

Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living Dead Girl

Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living Dead Girl

Raping the geek
And hustling the freak
Like a hunchback juice
On a sentimental noose
Operation filth
They love to love the wealth
Of an SS Whore
Making scary sounds

Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living Dead Girl

Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living Dead Girl

Psyclone Jack
Hallucinating Hack
Thinks Donna Reed
Eats dollar bills
Goldfoot machine
Creates another fiend
So Beautiful,
They make you kill

Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living Dead Girl

Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living Dead Girl

Blood on her skin
Dripping with Sin
Do it again
Living Dead Girl

Blood on her skin
Dripping with Sin
Do it again
Living Dead Girl

Anatomisti

Laborantti-opiskelija, Hiileppi Kotilo
tuskastuneena herättelee pahaa verta koomasta,
Elvytys ei tuota toivottua tulosta,
Jätetään siis mokoma plasma sikseen
Joutessaan ottaa lisenssiaatti,
mielenvikaiselta turhat luulot pois .

Lääkäri liiton lempilapsi,
Hiileppi stetoskooppinsa rallattaa.
Lääkäri liiton lempilapsi,
Hiileppi stetoskooppinsa rallattaa.

Vanhaa Aune-mummua vaivaa paha ummetus.
Tohtori kissan-silimään suppoa asentaa,
Aunella on päässyt pöpö vaginaan,
rakotulkki Roope rattilukko,
Parahiksi saapuu, kumihanskoineen
kumihanskoineen, kauniine kumihanskoineen

Taas on yksi päivä pulkassa,
luotaisetu, sprii louiskuu kelkassa.
Taas on yksi päivä pulkassa,
luotaisetu, sprii rouiskuu kelkassa.

Lääkäri liiton lempilapsi,
Hiileppi stetoskooppinsa rallattaa.
Lääkäri liiton lempilapsi,
Hiileppi stetoskooppinsa rallattaa.

Black Sunshine

(gripping the wheel his knuckles went white with desire -the wheels
of his mustang exploding on the highway like a slug from a 45.
true death: 400 horsepower of maximum perfomance piercing the
night - this is black sunshine.) yeah! move me in the
silence baltic motorway hang me on the edge before i
fall away - apocalypse is dawnin' action on the mile - a
"can-do" revolution - earth to the river [nile] sweet'n
the ride - black sunshine - sweet'n the ride - yeah - sweet'n
the ride - black sunshine - sweet'n the ride - yeah! cry a
river "cosmic" - moon in scorpio, feel her body "breathe" -
acid radio - tell me that you like it - move to the speed of
[sound] sweet'n the ride - black sunshine - sweet'n the ride
- yeah - sweet'n the ride - black sunshine - sweet'n the ride
- yeah! go! slide into - i said "44" cool heart can - a
hypnotize dream into infinity - i turned the love to lies
- crawl across the water - wave and sink into the sea -
reflect'n' onto everything - that you can never be
"check-out" yeah! to the devil a daughter comes 2000
worlds away yeah born to lose the love you choose -
destroy another day - check out!! sweet'n the ride black
sunshine - sweet'n the ride yeah! sweet'n the ride black
sunshine - sweet'n the ride - stare into the t.v. kiss off
the pain - wonderland is falling - no sing - no rain
momentary - damage into the high drift me to the
circuit sky (finally nothing moves. high noon - blacktop
rolling below the asphalt drive - a concrete fascination
scraping the edge of nothing - this is black sunshine.)

Is This Love

(coverdale/sykes)

I should have known better
Than to let you go alone,
It's times like these
I can't make it on my own
Wasted days, and sleepless nights
And I can't wait to see you again

I find I spend my time
Waiting on your call,
How can I tell you, baby
My back's against the wall
I need you by my side
To tell me it's alright,
'cos I don't think I can take anymore

Is this love that I'm feeling,
Is this the love, that I've been searching for
Is this love or am I dreaming,
This must be love,
'cos it's really got a hold on me,
A hold on me...

I can't stop the feeling
I've been this way before
But, with you I've found the key
To open any door
I can feel my love for you
Growing stronger day by day,
An' I can't wait to see you again
So I can hold you in my arms

Is this love that I'm feeling,
Is this the love, that I've been searching for
Is this love or am I dreaming,
This must be love,
'cos it's really got a hold on me,
A hold on me...

Is this love that I'm feeling,
Is this the love, that I've been searching for...
Is this love or am I dreaming,
Is this the love, that I've been searching for...

Anarchy in the U.K.

Right ! now ! ha ha ha ha ha

I am an antichrist
I am an anarchist
Don't know what I want but
I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passer by cos i

I wanna be anarchy !
No dogs body

Anarchy for the u.k it's coming sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time stop a trafic line
Your future dream is a shopping scheme cos i

I wanna be anarchy !
In the city

How many ways to get what you want
I use the best I use the rest
I use the enemy I use anarchy cos i

I wanna be anarchy !
The only way to be !

Is this the m.p.l.a
Or is this the u.d.a
Or is this the i.r.a
I thought it was the u.k or just
Another country
Another council tenancy

I wanna be an anarchist
Oh what a name
Get pissed destroy !

Ruby Soho

Echos of reggae comin' through my bedroom wall havin' a party up next door
but I'm sittin here all alone two lovers in the bedroom and the others start
to shout all I got is this blank stare and that don't carry no cloud at all
destination unknown ruby soho he's singin' and she's there to lend a hand he's
seen his name on the marquee but she will never understand once again he's
leavin' and she's there with a tear in her eye embraces with a warm gesture
it's time to say good-bye destination unknown ruby soho Ruby's heart ain't
bleedin' cause she knows the feeling is gone she's not the only one who knew
there's somethin' wrong her lover's in the distance as she wipes a tear from
her eye Ruby's fading out she disappears it's time, time to say good-bye
destination unknown ruby soho

Change the World

I see the way the salesmen stare into the sun
I stood and watched them as they fell off one by one
And everyone's so blind
They're not to help mankind
Reach into your bag of tricks and pull another one
You don't want to change the world
Like you say
You're in it for yourself
No one else
You're ready
Saving yourself
You're gonna change the world
You're ready
Saving yourself
You're gonna change the world
Now when the day is set they'll line up all the same

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

I wanna use you and abuse you
I wanna know what's inside you
(Whispering) Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Movin' on!

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

I'm gonna use you and abuse you
I'm gonna know what's inside
Gonna use you and abuse you
I'm gonna know what's inside you

All In The Family

Fred: Too bad I got your beans in my bag, stuck-up sucka'
Korny motherfucka'
Takin' over flows is the Limp pimp, need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis
I'm gonna drop a little east side skill
Ya best step back 'cuz I'm 'a kill, I'm 'a kill
So watcha thinking Mr. Raggedy man?
Doin' all you can to look like Raggedy Ann
Jon: I'll Check you out punk, yes I know you feel it
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson video, you little faggot ho
Please give me some shit to work with, 'cuz right now I'm all it kid
Suck my dick kid, like your daddy did
Fred: Who the fuck you think you're talking to??
Jon: Me
Fred: I'm known for eatin' little whiny chumps like you
Jon: Whatever
Fred: All up in my face with that..
Jon: Are you ready?!?
Fred: But halitosis, is all you're rockin' steady
You little fairy, smelling all your flowers
Nappy hairy chest, look it's Austin Powers!
Jon: Yeah, baby!
Fred: I hear ya tweetin' on them fag-pipes clod
But you said it best, there's No Place To Hide
Jon: What the fuck ya' sayin'?
You're a pimp whateva', limp dick
Fred Durst needs to rehearse, needs to reverse what he's saying
Wannabe funk joke is what you're playin', rippin' up a bad counterfeit, fakin'!
Plus your bills I'm paying, you can't eat that shit every day, Fred
Fred: Say what, say what? You better watch your fuckin' mouth, Jon
Jon: So you hate me?
Fred: and I hate you!
Jon: You know what, you know what?
Jon and Fred: It's all in the family
Jon: I hate you!
Fred: and you hate me!
Jon: You know what, you know what?
Jon and Fred: It's all in the family
Jon: Look at you fool, I'm gonna fuck you up twice
Throwin' rhymes at me like, oh shit, Vanilla Ice
Ya better run, run while ya can
You'll never fuck me up, Bisc Limpkit
At least I got a phat, original band Fred: Who's hot, who's not?
Fred: You best step back, Korn on the cob, you need a new job
Time to take them mic skills back to the dentist, and buy yourself a new grill Jon: Fuck you
Fred: You pumpkin pie, I'll jack-off in your eye
Climbing shoots and ladders, while your ego shatters
But you just can't get away
Jon: Get a gay?
Fred: 'Cuz it's doomsday kid, it's doomsday
Jon: So you hate me?
Fred: and I hate you!
Jon: You know what, you know what?
Jon and Fred: It's all in the family
Jon: I hate you!
Fred: and you hate me!
Jon: You know what, you know what?
Jon and Fred: It's all in the family
Fred: You call yourself a singer?
Jon: Yep
Fred: You're more like Jerry Springer
Fred: Your favorite band is winger
Jon: Winger?
Fred: and all you eat is Zingers
You're like a Fruity Pebble, your favorite flag is rebel
Fred: It's just too bad that you're a fag, and on a lower level
Jon: So you're from Jacksonville, kickin' it like Buffalo Bill
Gettin' butt-fucked by your uncle Chuck
While your sister's on her knees waitin' for your fuckin' nut
Fred: Wait, where'd ya get that little dance?
Jon: Over here
Fred: Like them idiots in Waco, you're burning up in Bako
Where your father had your mother, your mother had your brother
Tt's just too bad your father's mad, your mother's now your lover
Jon: Come on hillbilly, can your horse do a fuckin' wheelie?
You love it down south, and boy, you sure do got a purdy mouth
Jon: So you hate me?
Fred: and I hate you!
Jon: You know what, you know what?
Jon and Fred: It's all in the family
Jon: I hate you!
Fred: and you hate me!
Jon: You know what, you know what?
Jon and Fred: It's all in the family
Jon: And I love you!
Fred: And I want you!
Jon: And I'll suck you!
Fred: And I'll fuck you!
Jon: And I'll butt-fuck you!
Fred: And I'll eat you!
Jon: And I'll lick your little dick, motherfucka'
Fred: Say what?