IRC-Galleria

IM PERSIAN! Can you hear the words out my mouth?
you ask me one more time, and you gon' get knocked out!
I aint paki, afghani, arabic, or aladdin!
I only play FIFA man, forget that Madden!
I don't have a favorite food,
but if there's rice, then I am good!
Don't be calling me a terrorist, cause I can be tempted,
Halo used to be peaceful, but that's not how I left it!

IM PERSIAN! I didn't swim across the border!
I won't take your crap, even though I'm way shorter!
I always live my life with deception and lies!
If you trust me man, you'll end up surprised!
IM PERSIAN! Don't fear me, I don't have a bomb!
Last night was awesome, but don't take me wrong! (sept. 12, 2001)
If you call me a terrorist, I'll say "You're right!"
Dim the lights, get in tight, and "BLOW ME UP" ALL NIGHT!
IM PERSIAN!


Look at my face, can you tell the origin of my race?
Lemme give you a hint, I have tons of oil,
but don't spread it around, all that does is spoil.
I'm working on a semi-nuclear bomb,
and if Mohammad is correct, then nothing is wrong! :D
Everybody's just jealous of us, they're all pansies,
All we need is more Republicans, and everything's dandy!
Don't take me seriously, I love the US of A,
But if you're not of age, then get out of my face! :(
I really need a nose job, and that'll show them,
If it gives me cancer, then I'll expose them!
I don't pay for cable, but I still don't steal it,
I just got my green card, don't want them to repeal it!
I work hard for a living, I won't steal from a baby,
But finders keepers is my saying, even with an old lady!
There's a lot of people talking, right behind my back,
I just block them out, cause they'll blow my act,
If only people would stand a day inside my shoes,
They'd understand what it's like to see your uncle on the news.
We're people too, but it's what the parents taught them,
The rights and the wrongs, but also what they bought them.
Like toys and presents and clothes and cars,
I got some cigarettes, a mask and nicknamed Jafar