IRC-Galleria

1. TAPOJA
● Käytätkö alkoholia? - käytän
● Omistatko hyvät käytöstavat? -joo
● Tupakoitko/nuuskaatko? - poltan
● Käytätkö meikkiä? - wn
● Ajatteletko ennen kuin puhut? - en
● Oletko oma-aloitteinen? - juu
● Entä itsepäinen? - joskus
● Kuunteletko muita? - kyl
2. MUISTOJA JA TEKOJA
● Oletko uinut alasti? - oon
● Kokeillut spiritismiä? - en
● Kokenut krapulan? - joka sunnuntai
● Ollut poliisien kanssa tekemisissä? - sitäki
● Tuntenut perhosia mahanpohjassa? - emt
3. LÄHEISISTÄ JA TUTTAVISTA
● Onko sinulla seurustelukumppania? Jos ei, haluaisitko? - eipä ole ei. kyl kelpais
● Onko sinulla parasta ystävää? - on
● Luotatko ystäviisi? - njaa
● Oletko tyytyväinen perheeseesi? - oon
● Onko joku perheenjäsenistä erityisen läheinen? - ei
● Ovatko ystäväsi perheesi, vai perheesi ystäväsi? - ei kumpaakaa
• Kykenetkö yleensä olemaan rehellinen ystävillesi ? - joo
● Entäs perheellesi? Tai muille sukulaisille? - yleensä
● Muistutatko enemmän perhettäsi vai ystäviäsi? - paha sanoo
● Kuka on perheen ulkopuolisista sukulaisista tärkein? -
4. TUNTEISTA
● Ovatko tunteesi yleensä selviä vai sekavia? - sekavia
● Vai omistatko kenties tunteita ollenkaan? - liikaa
● Oletko ns. 'vihaaja' vai kaikkien kaveri? - emmä osaa sanoo
● Oletko rakastunut? - voi sen kai niinki sanoo
● Näytätkö muille ihmisille tunteitasi? - joo
● Miten purat henkistä pahaa oloasi? - riehun
● Mistä kyseinen paha olo yleensä johtuu? -
● Oletko hyvä käsittelemään tunteita? - en
● Pidätkö asiat usein sisälläsi? - joo
5. SINÄ
● Mitä muut ihmiset ovat mieltä sinusta? - vaikee sanoo
● Pelätäänkö sinua? - en usko
● Kehutaanko sinua usein? Mistä asiasta? - ei koskaa ei mistää
● Vihataanko sinua? - varmaa kaikki
● Millaiset ovat hermosi? - heikot
● Millaisista ihmisistä et pidä? - tylsistä yksinkertaisista yms
● Kuvaile persoonaasi - juoppo
● Oletko pinnallinen? - ehkä
● Oletko herkkä? - riippuu kuka määrittelee
6. TURHAA
● Mitä sinulla on päälläsi? - farkut paita
● Mikä soi? - Amorphis - A Servant
● Mitä on mielessäsi? - tän biisin sanat
● Masentaako? - ei just ny
● Millaisista väreistä pidät? - tummista
● Millaiset seinät huoneessasi on? - emmä tiiö
● Ottaako päähän? - eipä pahemmin
● Ikävöitkö? - liikaa

There ain't nothing more depressing then a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing
But there's one holiday I can't stand
It's ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it'll surely make a fool out of everyman
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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain't coke-eyed then it ain't quanza
Joy to the world and jack and coke
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
and I ain't never anything but broke
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are fucking infantile
I think we collectively as the people
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change.
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
if I ain't cock eyed it ain't quanza
Joy to the world of getting stoned
and if i ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
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MERRY FUCKING CHRI$TM@S!

Take heed, dear heart, once apart
She can touch nor me nor you
Dressed as one
A wolf will betray a lamb

Lead astray the gazers
The razors on your seducing skin
In the meadow of sinful thoughts
Every flower's a perfect one

To paradise with pleasure haunted...
haunted by fear

A sin for him
Desire within, desire within
A burning veil for the bride too dear for him
A sin for him
Desire within, desire within
Fall in love with your deep dark sin

I am the Fallen
You are what my sins enclose
Lust is not as creative
As its discovery

To paradise with pleasure haunted...
haunted by fear

A sin for him
Desire within, desire within
A burning veil for the bride too dear for him
A sin for him
Desire within, desire within
Fall in love with your deep dark sin

Bless me, undress me
Pick your prey in a wicked way
God I must confess
I do envy the sinners

A sin for him...
Desire within...
A burning veil...
For the bride too dear for him...

A sin for him
Desire within, desire within
A burning veil for the bride too dear for him
A sin for him
Desire within, desire within
Fall in love with your deep dark sin

Take the time just to listen
When the voices screaming are much too loud
Take a look in the distance
Try and see it all

Chances are that you might find
That we share a common discomfort now
I feel I'm walking a fine line
Tell me only if it's real

Still I'm on my way
(On and on it goes)
Vacant hope to take

Hey!
I can't live in here for another day
Darkness has kept the light concealed
Grim as ever
Hold on to faith as I dig another grave
Meanwhile the mice endure the wheel
Real as ever
And it seems I've been buried alive

I walk the fields through the fire
Taking steps until I found solid ground
Followed dreams, reaching higher
Couldn't survive the fall

Much has changed since the last time
And I feel a little less certain now
You know I jumped at the first sign
Tell me only if it's real

Memories seem to fade
(On and on it goes)
Wash my view away

Hey!
I can't live in here for another day
Darkness has kept the light concealed
Grim as ever
Hold on to faith as I dig another grave
Meanwhile the mice endure the wheel
Real as ever
And I'm chained like a slave
Trapped in the dark
Slammed all the locks
Death calls my name
And it seems I've been buried alive

Take you down now
Burn it all out
Throw you all around
Get your fuckin' HANDS OFF ME!

What's it feel like?
Took the wrong route
Watch it fall apart
Now you're knockin' AT THE WRONG GATE!

For you to pay the toll
A price for you alone
The only deal you'll find
I'll gladly take your soul

While it seems sick
Sober up quick
Psycho lunatic crushing you with
HANDS OF FATE!

Shame to find out
When it's too late
But you're all the same
Trapped inside INFERNO AWAITS!

Evil thoughts can hide
I'll help release the mind
I'll peel away the skin
Release the dark within

This is now your life
Strike you from the light
This is now your life
Die, buried alive

SELKEESTI PARAS SUOMALAINEN LAULAJA Tomi Joutsen


In my dream smoke followed me
As on fire the whole world had been
To the yard I walked in
Up the frontstep and opened the door

Cranes flew over to the North
As I walked on dry
And passed through a grove
Yellow with flowers

They had been expecting me
They said so and I believed
In my dream smoke came to me
And we became as one

Cranes flew over to the North
As I walked on dry
And passed through a grove
Yellow with flowers

Cranes flew over to the North
As I walked on dry
And passed through a grove
Yellow with flowers

I am smoke
I am smoke

Ihan Perkeleen Hyvä keikka


Kiitos!

Zacky Vengeance
Matt Shadows
Synyster Gates
Johnny Christ
Mike Portnoy

AVENGED SEVENFOLD!



ja rummuis Mike Portnoy

Laulaja lähti ja nyt vituttaa

Now come one,
Come all,
To this tragic affair,
Wipe off that make up,
What's in is despair,
So throw on the black dress,
Mix in with the lot,
You might wake up and notice you're someone you're not,
If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see,
You can find out first hand what it's like to be me,
So gather 'round piggies and kiss this goodbye,
I encourage your smiles,
I expect you won't cry,