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juoksemassa ympyrää

[ Ei aihetta ]Tiistai 20.10.2009 17:58


Why'd you have to be so cute
It's impossible to ignore you
Must you make me laugh so much
It's bad enough we get along so well
Say goodnight and go

[ Ei aihetta ]Maanantai 19.10.2009 22:21



Syyskärpäset oli lihavia
Ja kun yksi niistä laskeutui vierelleni
Mietin kuinka naurettavan helppoa
Olisi saada se pois päiviltä

[ Ei aihetta ]Sunnuntai 18.10.2009 22:29



But my words are frail, not
Audible, they do...

Not even convince me.

[ Ei aihetta ]Maanantai 12.10.2009 15:55

[ Ei aihetta ]Maanantai 12.10.2009 15:40


V
Kumpi voisi mennä ruokakauppaan yövaatteet päällä? – ehkä mää
Kumpi antaa helpommin periksi? - ehkä mää
Kumpi tulee pyytämään anteeksi, jos olette riidelleet? – ei me riidellä
Kumpi saa hulluimmat ideat? – ehkä mää
Kumpi on ensimmäisenä menossa mukaan johonkin joka ei ole hyvä juttu? – mää
Kumpi on parempi säästämään rahaa? – mää
Kumpi osaa ajatella järkevämmin? – valtte
Kumpi hyppäisi benjihypyn? - mää (no en ehkä ääk)
Kumpi muuttaisi ensimmäisenä ulkomaille? – mää ehkä
Kumpi lähtisi matkalle jonka päämäärää et tiedä? – ehkä molemmat
Kumpi valitsee elokuvan jota illalla katsotte? – molemmat
Kummassa olisi enemmän ainesta Suomen presidentiksi? – valtessa
Kumpi saa helpommin toisen ärsyyntymään? – ehkä mää
Kummasta voisi tulla isona lääkäri? – minäminä ! ei ole mahdollista kyllä. v ehkä osais mut sei haluu
Kumpi kysyy toiselta neuvoa jossain vaikeassa päätöksessä tai tilanteessa? – minä. oon aina pulassa.
Kumpi menee kysymään tietä tuntemattomalta? - jonpikunpi, v yleensä
Kumpi tarjoaa kahvit? – jonpikunpi vaikka ei kyl juoda kahvia
Kumpi saa toisen aina nauramaan? – valtte on hauska poika
Kumpi pärjäisi paremmin omillaan? - valtteri
Kumpi on useammin saanut jälkiistuntoa koulussa? - me ollaan kilttejä lapsia
Kumpi voittaa kun väittelette jostakin asiasta? - valtte
Kumpi osaa suunnistaa paremmin paikasta toiseen? - valtteri
Kumpi ostaisi jotkut kauheat kengät jos joku muu yllyttäisi? - ehkä mää
Kumpi lähtisi tuntemattoman kyytiin lauantai iltana? – ei kunpikaan
Kumpi päättää minne mennään syömään? – molemmat
Kummalla on parempi itseluottamus? – valtella
Kumpi on helpompi saada uskomaan jotakin joka valehtelee? – emmätiedä, en tunnusta mitään

[ Ei aihetta ]Lauantai 10.10.2009 00:43

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[ Ei aihetta ]Perjantai 09.10.2009 01:00

Maailma on kaunis, pyöreä
Haiseva perse
Sininen, ruskea, vihreä, paskanen
Mahtava, päärynä, valtava, hauska
Todellinen armoton kaaos

[ Ei aihetta ]Tiistai 06.10.2009 19:10

tämähän on ihan vittumaista.
mun elämä on pilalla. just kun pääsin sanomasta, että onpa facebook perseestä.

[Ei aihetta]Torstai 01.10.2009 16:50

eh tosi hauska päivä tänään

[Ei aihetta]Torstai 01.10.2009 16:49

ÄLÄ SEKAANNU TÄHÄN SINUA EI TARVITSE NYT AMPUA

haa, pronominiongelma ! se ei ole sinua ei tarvitse nyt ampua vaan minua ei tarvitse nyt ampua