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"Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow."


"Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone"


"Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend."


"Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral."


"Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked."

"yksi, kaksi, kolme... ei vittu! yksi, kaksi, kolme... ei vittu... yksi, kaksi, kolme.. ei vittu.. yksi, kaksi,kolme... EI VITTU!! kellot soi päässä DINGDONG kellot soi, ei soi kelloja päässäää, dingdong...!"

"Hei tein eilen sellasen testin et mikä on mun tulevaisuuden ammatti, arvaa mikä tuli?"

"No mikä?"

"No POKEMON!!"

-Smörre Äijäleipä-

"ihmiset pelkää ihan järjettömyyksii!"
"nii, kelaa jotain hiuslankoi"

Janika tais just soittaa kertoakseen että soittaa kohta?

5:27pm Trista
mikä on nenä homma!?

5:27pm Hanna
täh:D

5:28pm Trista
ku oot puhunu jostain nenästä

Ronja istuu himassa ja leikkii vesipiipulla 24/7

juuuujjjuuu, se oli siinä!

huomennahuomennaaa!!!

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