IRC-Galleria

I woke up, can't wait to eat
Got my cereal, boy was I beat
Opened the fridge, and to my dismay
There was no milk, my mother will pay

[CHORUS]
I want some milk, my coffee grows cold
I want some milk, I should've been told

[BRIDGE]
I wish I had some god damn milk
My Cheerios just ain't the same
I wish I had some god damn milk
Too bad the milkman never came

I can't go out to the store
I'll just wait till my mother buys more
I'll just have wheat thins and beer
If I get sick, the toilet is near

[CHORUS-BRIDGE-CHORUS]

You see them in the front
At every fuckin' show
Fist banging maniacs
With heads that move so slow
Who wants to see a fist
Right in their fucking face
They should learn to mosh
Or leave the fuckin' place

[CHORUS]
Fist Banging Mania
Fist Banging Mania
Fist Banging Mania
Fist Banging Mania

[MOSH PART]
You know that they mean well
But it still makes you frown
Why can't they really thrash
And put their fist bangs down
Save that fist bang shit
For bands like M"tley Cre
Or when you come see us
We'll dive on top of you

kylllä ku jostain sais berzerkerin paida nii ois hienoa

luokallani on ninja istuu nytki tuossa vieressä

ATTACK!
People of Earth!
We are your Ziltodian Overlords,
Resistance is futile!

Ziltoidia attaxx!
Ships are in the sky,
Everything goes rushing past,
And you know the reason why!
Woah! Down!
Woah! No!
You give us some coffee!
You give us some coffee!
Give it to what they do!
Ziltoidia Att-tack-tack-taxx
Ships are in the sky,
Colder than a robot mind,
And you know the reason why!
You better believe we'll destroy the Earth!
You get up, you get up, you get up, get down!
And you better, you better, you better believe it!
We're coming to your town,
We're coming to your town and you better, you better, you better, you better believe it!
Ziltoidia attaxx!
Ships are in the air
Everything goes rushing by,
There ain't no-one to stare!
Ziltoidia attaxx!
No conceit anywhere,
You better believe we come and sit,
With Ziltoid, commander Ziltoid Ziltoid he comes
Check this out!
http://www.free-lyrics.org/7350-Devin-Townsend.html

[Ziltoid:] I am the greatest guitar player ever to have lived! I am Ziltoid!

You better believe we'll destroy the Earth!
You get up, get up, get up and now!
And you better, you better, you better believe it!
We're coming to your town,
We're coming to your town and you better, you better, you better, you better believe it!
Ziltoidia attaxx!
Ships are in the air,
Everything goes rushing by,
There ain't no-one to stare!
Ziltoidia attaxx!
No conceit anywhere,
You better believe we come and sit,
We're in your planets air,
You better, you better, you better believe it!
You better believe it humans!
Do you know what?
You better, you better, you better believe it!
You better

Another Prophet of Disaster
Who says the ship is lost,
Another Prophet of Disaster
Leaving you to count the cost.
Taunting us with Visions,
Afflicting us with fear,
Predicting War for millions,
In the hope that one appears.

No point asking when it is,
No point asking who's to go,
No point asking what's the game,
No point asking who's to blame.
'cos if you're gonna die, if you're gonna die,
'cos if you're gonna die, if you're gonna die,

If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.
If you're gonna try, we'll stick around,
Gonna cry, just move along,
If you're gonna die, you're gonna die.

In 13 the Beast is rising,
The Frenchman did surmise,
Through earthquakes and starvation,
The warlord will arise.
Terror, Death, Destruction,
Pour from the Eastern Sands,
But the truth of all predictions,
Is always in your hands.

If you're gonna die, die with your boots on,
If you're gonna try, we'll stick around,
Gonna cry, just move along,
If you're gonna die, you're gonna die.

. SINÄ joka luet tätä, kopsaa omaan päiväkirjaasi ja kerro siinä jostain läheisestä ihmisestäsi
Eli siis valitset ne vaihtoehdot jotka kuvaavat sinun läheistä henkilöä mielestäsi.

Nimi: .....

Hänen sukupuolensa
[ ] Poika
[x] Tyttö

Syntymävuosi
[ ] 1970-luvulla tai myöhemmin
[ ] 1980 - 1982
[ ] 1983 - 1985
[ ] 1986 - 1988
[ ] 1989 - 1991
[x] 1992 - 1994
[ ] 1995 tai myöhemmin

Pituus
[ ] 140 - 160 cm
[ ] 160 - 170 cm
[x] 170 - 180 cm
[ ] 180 - 190 cm
[ ] >" 190 cm


Hiustyyli
[ ] Kalju
[ ] Siili
[ ] Lyhyet hiukset
[ ] Puolipitkät hiukset
[ ] Pitkät hiukset
[x] Irokeesi, rastat tai muuta erikoista

Hiuslaatu
[ ] Suora
[ ] Taipuisa
[ ] Laineikas
[x] Kihara
[ ] Säkkärä
[ ] Kova ja karhea
[x] En muista

Hiusten väri
[ ] Blondi
[ ] Vaalea
[ ] Ruskea
[ ] Tummanruskea
[x] Musta
[ ] Punertava
[ ] Räikeä (porkkana, sininen, vihreä..)

Silmien väri
[ ] Ruskeat
[ ] Oliivi
[ ] Vihreät
[ ] Siniset
[x] Siniharmaat
[ ] Harmaat
[ ] Riippuu kovasti valaistuksesta
[ ] Eripariset
[ ] en muista

Naamataulu noin kokonaisuudessaan
[ ] Hirveä
[ ] Ruma
[ ] Laimea
[ ] Ihan okei
[x] Söpö
[ ] Komea
[x] Kaunis
[ ] Kauneus on katsojan silmässä
[ ] Riippuu vähä ajankohdasta

Vakioilme näyttää vieraan silmin katsottuna..
[ ] Iloiselta
[ ] Huvittuneelta
[ ] Arvoitukselliselta
[ ] Pitkästyneeltä/väsyneeltä
[ ] Alakuloiselta/masentuneelta/surulliselta
[ ] Ylpeältä/julmalta
[ ] Epäluuloiselta
[ ] Ärtyneeltä/vihaiselta/uhkaavalta
[ ] Pöyristyneeltä/paheksuvalta
[ ] Pelästyneeltä/hämmentyneeltä
[x]Söpöltä


Lävistyksien määrä
[ ] Ei yhtään
[ ] Yksi
[x] Korvikset on
[ ] Muutama
[ ] Useita
[ ] Alkaa muistuttaa joulukuusta

Tatuointien määrä
[x] Ei
[x?] Hän on ajatellut hankkia joskus
[ ] Ennen oli, mutta hän poistatti sen
[ ] Yksi pieni
[ ] Yksi basic-kokoinen
[ ] Yksi iso
[ ] Muutama
[ ] Useita
[ ] Sen verran on, että ruumishuoneella on helppo koota palat yhteen jos sattuu joskus räjähtämään

Tyyli
[ ] Arkkityyppi
[ ] Arkinen
[ ] Asiallinen
[ ] Persoonallinen
[ ] Diiva
[ ] Hoppari
[ ] Hevari
[x] Omalaatuinen
[ ] Nörtti
[ ] Gootti
[ ] Juppi
[½] Hippi
[ ] Punk
[ ] Tiedemies
[ ] Rento
[ ] Nyhverö

Vaatteiden väritys
[x] Milloin mitäkin
[ ] Räikeä
[ ] Tyylikäs
[x] Hillitty
[ ] Harmaa
[x] Synkkä

Alkoholijuomista vetää puoleensa eniten..
[ ] Olut
[ ] Siideri
[ ] Lonkero
[ ] Viinit
[ ] Drinkit
[ ] Väkevät
[hmm joo] Ei juo

Kuinka usein hän mässää karkkia?
[ ] Joka päivä tai lähes
[ ] Useita kertoja viikossa
[ ] Kerran viikossa
[ ] Muutaman kerran kuussa
[ ] Joskus
[ ] Vain jouluna ja pääsiäisenä
[ ] Ei syö makeisia
[x] en tiedä :c

Suuttuuko hän helposti
[x] Ei, on tosi pitkä pinna
[ ] Ei kovin helposti
[ ] Riippuu päivästä
[ ] Hän on melko kiivas
[ ] Räjähdysvaara on ainainen

Entä kuinka nopeasti hän leppyy
[en ole päässy kokeilemaan vielä] Yleensä ihan hetkessä
[ ] Melko nopeasti, ei vain näytä sitä
[ ] Siihen menee päivä tai pari
[ ] Aika vaihtelee kovasti
[ ] Hänen tapanaan on murmuttaa viikkotolkulla
[ ] Jos joku saa hänet suuttumaan, niin myös vihaa häntä ikuisesti

Millainen on hänen huumorintajunsa
[ ] Hän on huumorintajuton perusjuntti
[ ] Nauraa omille vitseilleen, mutta muiden pilailu menee toisinaan ohi
[x] Sanoisin että hyvä
[½] Mielikuvitusrikas
[½] Osaa kyllä nauraa oikeassa paikassa
[½] Vähän hakusessa, nauraa kaikelle
[ ] Joidenkin mielestä outo

Onko hän taiteellinen?
[ ] Ei tippaakaan
[x] EHKÄ vähän
[x] Jokseenkin taiteellinen
[x] Hyvin taiteellinen
[x] Kutsun häntä taiteilijaksi

Puhuuko hän paljon?
[ ] Päinvastoin on erittäin harvasanainen
[ ] on yleensä melko vähäpuheinen
[ ] hänet tunnetaan hiljaisena kaverina, mutta välillä saa kovia puheripuleita
[x] On aika puhelias
[ ] Pölöttää kuin papupata koko ajan

Osaako hän kuunnella?
[ ] Monet soittavat hänelle ja kertovat huoliaan melko usein
[x] Tietysti
[ ] Osaa kyllä, mutta joskus ei jaksa keskittyä
[ ] Saattaa puhua toisten päälle mutta se ei tarkoita etteikö hän kuuntelisi
[ ] Oikeastaan ei pahemmin kuuntele muita
[ ] Muiden jutut eivät jaksa kiinnostaa tippaakaan

Menisitkö hänen kanssaan keräämään kukkia?
[ ] En takuulla!
[x] Ehkä tulisinkin
[x] Voin tulla mukaan, mutta hän saa hoitaa poimimisen
[ ] Voisin tehdä hänelle kukkaseppeleen
[x] Todellaki menisin!

Onko hän mielestäsi...
[x] Mukava
[ ] Ärsyttävä
[x] Kiva
[ ] Tyhmä
[x] Paras
[x] Ihana ihminen

Paljasta hänen nimensä
panda

Charlie to Jonathon
O.K. boy now here's your deal
Will you gamble your life?
Sign right here on the dotted line
It's the one you've waited for all of your life

Jonathon to Charlie
Ah - will it feed my hunger
If I swallow lies right down my throat?
Or will it choke me till I'm raw?
And tomorrow when I'm gone
Will they whore my image on?
I'll will my throne away, to a virgin heir and Charlie's slave

Jonathon
Murders, murders in the new morgue
Murders, murders in the new morgue
See old Charlie and the platinum armys
Making me their boy
Murders, murders in the new morgue
Murders, murders in the new morgue
He'll make ya scream for the cash machine
Down in Chainsaw Charlie's morgue

Charlie to Jonathon
We'll sell your flesh by the pound you'll go
A whore of wrath just like me
We'll sell ya wholesale, we'll sell your soul
Strap on your sixstring and feed our machine

Jonathon to Charlie
Ah - will it feed my hunger
If I swallow lies right down my throat?
Or will it choke me till I'm raw?
And tomorrow when I'm gone
Will they whore my image on?
I'll will my throne away, to a virgin heir and Charlie's slave

Charlie to Jonathon
Welcome to the morgue boy
Where the music comes to die
Welcome to the morgue son
I'll cut your throat just to stay alive
Ah, trust me boy
I won't steer you wrong
If you trust me son
You won't last very long

Charlie to Jonathon
I'm the president of showbiz, my name is Charlie
I'm a cocksucking asshole, that's what they call me
Here from my Hollywood tower I rule
I'm lying motherf**ker, the chainsaw's my tool
The new morgue's our factory, to grease our lies
Our machine is hungry, it needs your life
Don't mind the faggots, and the ruthless scum
Before we're done, son we'll make you one
I'm the tin man, I've never had a heart
I'm the tin man, But I'll make you a star
I'm the tin man, I've never had a heart
I'm the tin man, but I'll make me the star

..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
A long ass fuckin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yea there was a black sheep,
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B.
And he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see of
Fucking rocking all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam
And all the planets did align.

..::Jack Black (Son)::..
Oh the dragon's balls were blazin'
As I stepped into his cave.
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a long and shiny blade!
'cos I have fucked the dragon,
Fuckalie sing fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in a party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!

..::Meat Loaf (Father)::..
You've disobeyed my orders son,
Why were you ever born?
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us
Comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's the devil's work,
He wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
You better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me hear you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!

..::Jack Black (Son)::..
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone...
I'm askin' for your guidance,
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre
Who will teach me how to rock.
My Father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not the devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am
Stuck here with my Dad...

..::Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)::..
I hear you brave young Jables,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
On this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band!
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!

..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
So he bailed from fuckin' Kickapoo
With hunger in his heart.
And he journeyed far and wide
To find the secrets of his art.
But in the end he knew
That he would find his counterpart.
Rooooock!
Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock.
Raye-yayayayaye-yock.