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Saarni

Päivämäärät
25.5 - 3.6 ja 22.11 - 1.12

Laatu
Maskuliininen

Elementti
Tuli

Luonnekuvaus
Saarni on kunnianhimoinen, eloisa ja impulsiivinen. Hän on vaativa ja tietää mitä haluaa. Hän on hieman itsekäs ja itserakas ja saattaa vaikuttaa häikäilemättömältä raivatessaan esteitä tieltään. Saarni ei kuitenkaan ole saita vaan antelias. Saarnen äly perustuu intuitioon.

Howdy Ho.
the Virgin Mary was sleepin'
When Angel Gabriel appeared
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother."
and Mary thought that was weird.
Mary said, "I'm not a virgin.
I blew a guy last year."
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."

cause, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
And still not be considered flawed.
Although you went to town and sucked some semen down,
You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
But they were so very tired, you see,
And Mary had to offer a bribe.
Since she had no money,
How would she pay for a place to sleep?
Gabriel appeared to Mary
And told her not to weep.

'Cause you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
And still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin
so suck my dick and get the fuck away!(laughs)

Then, three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch
Mary thought she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed.
But again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said:

"You can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
Every one in the nation.
Fellatio ain't no sin. Go on and blow those Three Wise Men
And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration!

So, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
The donkey and the ox and the lambs
And even the little drummer boy
folks will remember your name quick. They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a dick!"
'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.

[slowing] 'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and [normal] joy.
Mary can suck my dick.

Well, show me the way
To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way
To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find
The next whiskey bar
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you know why
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you know why
Well, show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find
The next little girl
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you know why

however much i push it down
it's never enough
however much i push it around
it's never enough
however much i make it out
it's never enough
never enough
however much i do

however big i ever feel
it's never enough
whatever i do to make it real
it's never enough
in any way i try to speak
it's never enough
never enough
however much i try to speak
it's never enough

however much i'm falling down
it's never enough
however much i'm falling out
it's never enough
whatever smile i smile the most
it's never enough
never enough
however i smile
i smile the most

so let me hold it up
just one more go
holding it up for just once more
one more time to fill it up
one more time to kill
but whatever i do
it's never enough
it's never enough

it's never enough

scheisse so die berge krachen,
scheisse den teufel in das rachen,
scheisse ihn ins angesicht,
nür auf das sitz brett nicht!

Elämä on kuin pikku lapsen paita, lyhyt ja paskainen!

Deus mortuus est! finis vevit, finis prope est negrum pascha adest!

Bow down to the statue, with your simple dreams -
Pray to go to heaven, avoid the hellish screams.
Cringe before the icons, whimper, beg for peace,
But your god ain't gonna hear you, your lord's deceased.
I pluck the beard of your christian "god",
And hack open his worm-eaten skull . . .


God is dead, god is dead, in the dark your voice is calling;
God is dead, god is dead, yahweh's temple's fallen;
God is dead, god is dead, in the dark your voice is calling;
God is dead, god is dead, from his mercy hath man fallen ...


Can't you smell the decay of his stinking, rotting corpse?
There is no higher being, there is no greater force.
Wander through the madness, you think he is the light?
Betrayal is your reward, there's only chaos on this night!
What you call christianity, i call "christ-insanity" . . .

Can't you sense destruction? see the smoldering decay?
Can't you smell the poison, that may take our breath away?
Can't you see through the lies, that a billion fools spread?
Can't you shake deception, from your manipulated head?
Is your real world so painful that you turn towards the sky?
Are you so afraid of life that you sit and wait to die?
Your love for the weak is a crime,
I indict you for treason against nature's design . . .


- RAHOWA

Olli oli pitkästä aikaa näyttelyssä, ensinmäistä kertaa kastraattina ja menestyi suht hyvin!
Lauantaina tuli serti, CAP ja Olli oli tuomarin paras, erikoispaneelissa vastakkainen sukupuoli. Lisäksi vielä erikospalkinto "symppis kissa". Tänään sunnuntaina: CAP, tuomarin paras ja värin
paras...

Roses are red, violets are blue, my cock is both, so let me stick it in you