IRC-Galleria

1. Mitä inhoat alusvaatteissa?
- Sellaset "pora" stringit on ällöi (takan on ohut naru joka PORAUTUU pershoroon)

2. Entä sukissa?
- jos ne eivät pysy jalassa tai kiristää

3. Mitä inhoat housuissa?
- kun ne laittaa jalkaan ei tarvii vyötä tunnin pääst saat pitää niis kokoajan kii ettei ne tipu.

4. Entä paidoissa?
- liian lyhyt helma ja hihan.

5. Mitä inhoat laukuissa?
-jos se ei pysy olalla.

6. Entä vöissä?
- liian lyhyt xD (vika on tietty vyössä).

7. Mitä inhoat takeissa?
- sitä jos ne ovat semmosia että selkä näkyy kun hiukan kumartaa.

8. Entä kaulahuiveissa, hatuissa ja sormikkaissa?
- jos ne krotittaa.

9. Mitä tyyliä inhoat?
- varmaankin punkkari .

10. Mitä yksittäistä vaatekappaletta et voi sietää?
- rintsikat.

1. Mitä inhoat aamuissa?
- heräämistä jos ei jaksaisi nousta.

2. Entä illoissa?
- jos se loppuu kesken.

3. Mitä inhoat talvessa?
- kylmyyttä.

4. Keväässä?
- märkää.

5. Kesässä?
- ötököitä.

6. Syksyssä?
- kuraa.

7. Mikä takaa huonon päivän?
- jos nukkuu huonosti.

8. Entä huonon kuukauden?
- jos ei tuliskaan rahaa/palkkaa.

9. Entäpä huonon vuoden?
- en usko että mikään.

10. Mikä on viikon inhottavin päivä?
- maanantai.

1. Mitä inhoat naisissa?
- Juonittelu, seläntakan paskan jauhantaa...

2. Entä miehissä?
- asioilla on vaan ne ääripäät, luulevat olevansa parempia kuin naiset.

3. Mitä inhoat myöhästyjissä?
- joutuu odottamaan.

4. Mitä inhoat parisuhteessa?
- pahoja aikoja.

5. Mitä ihmiselle tyypillistä luonteenpiirrettä inhoat?
- kaksnaamaisuus.

6. Mitä inhoat rakkaudessa?
- ei sitä voi inhota.

7. Mitä inhoat perheessä?
- mitään.

8. Mitä inhoat asiakaspalvelijoissa?
- jotkut on sellasia kun meet liikkeeseen ne alkaa heti tekovirne naamalle kyseleen ja sit kulkee peräs... tai niin kuin kerran sanoin vain katselevani, tokaisi myjä -siinä sulla onkin tekemistä!!

9. Mitä inhoat opettajissa?
- lempi oppilaan suosimista.

10. Mitä inhoat juopoissa?
- ne haisee.

1. Millaisia tv-sarjoja inhoat? Anna esimerkki.
- semmosia jotka junnaa paikoillaan.

2. Millaisia elokuvia inhoat? Anna esimerkki.
- sota ja sit sellasii jotka junaa paikoillaan.

3. Millaisia naisnäyttelijöitä inhoat? Anna esimerkki.
- jotka ovat täynnä itteään.

4. Millaisia miesnäyttelijöitä inhoat? Anna esimerkki.
- imeliä sellasii jotka luulee olevansa niin naistenmiestä että.

5. Mikä takaa huonon elokuvan?
- ei sitä voi tietää ennen kun on katsonut sen.

6. Mikä takaa huonon tv-ohjelman?
- ylinäytteleminen.

7. Mitä tosi-tv ohjelmaa inhoat?
- ei tuu nyt mieleen.

8. Mitä kotimaista ohjelmaa inhoat?
- keskustelu ohjelmat yleensä.

9. Mitä keskusteluohjelmaa inhoat?
- ^

10. Millaisia television/elokuvan katselijoita inhoat?
- teatterissa nauretaan oikeen kovaan ääneen ja sit rapistellaan sipsi pusseja.


1. Mitä hedelmää/vihannesta inhoat?
- keitetty herne.

2. Mitä juomaa inhoat?
- kirsikkamehuu.

3. Mitä alkoholijuomaa inhoat?
- lonkeroo.

4. Mitä lämmintä ruokaa inhoat?
- maksaa.

5. Mitä jälkiruokaa inhoat?
- paula-tädin marjarahkaa.

6. Mitä herkkua inhoat?
- fazerin maitosuklaa lontoonraetta.

7. Mitä inhoat ruoanlaitossa?
- sipulin pilkkomista.

8. Mitä inhoat kahvinkeitossa?
- kun lasket pöönien määrää ja joku puhuu sulle ja odottaa sun kerkittyvän siihen -> tulee harvoin hyvää kahvii.

9. Mitä inhoat kouluruoassa?
- mauttomuutta.

10. Mitä inhoat krapulassa?
- päänsärkyä, väsymystä.

Joona nosti leivän pöydälle ja se sitten jäikin niin reunalle että tippui, siihen sitten tokaisten
-Voi vittu. Kyllä tunsin taas äidin ylpeyttä.. varsinkin kun tiedän itse sen opettaneeni Joonalle...

No nyt ne per*****t poisti viel andreaksen.. ansku on enää viimeinen toivoni :((... ja se lepakko on ihan hirveen ärsyttävä ämmä...

Ei tarvii enää sit bb:tä kään kattoo, muuttuu toi elämä siel aika tylsäks kun Niko heitettiin veke... Onhan se tietty ihan oikeen kun silleen rupes riehuun mut silti :'((

Huomen olis juhlat. oon koko päivän vääntäny jos jonkun näköstä kakkuu ja piirakkaa..

Oltiin neuvolas ja Joona sai pituus arvion, se oli 185cm... eli mahdollisuudet on hyvät ettei Joonasta tule persjalkasta :DDD

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Täytyy sanoa että nyt mä oon tullut VANHAKSI!!!
Olin yöl vessas kun näin sivusilmäl jotain tulevan saunan puolelt vessaan, luulin sitä harhaksi kunnes se juoksi vessan ovesta ulos, luulin sitä hiireksi.. mullehan tuli tietty kauhee paniikki et nyt se syö mut. sit hukkasin sen kunnes kuulin makkarista rapinaa, äkkii misu kainaloon ja sinne jos vaik katti hoitais hommas.. no se karkas sängyn taakse ja sit se kiipes meijän sänkyyn matin tyynyn viereen. Mä herätin Matin " Matti!! *ravistaa* hei meijän sängys on päästäinen nouse ylös mä en voi nukkuu jos se on tääl.. Meikä repii sängyn irti seinästä ja hakee taskulampun.. ei mitään missään.. otin lampun viereeni ja rupesin "nukkumaan" ...sit kun olin jo melkeen nukahtanut kuulu rapinaa kun se kiipes verhoja pitkin ylös.. hain misun se vaan nuuhkas ja läks menee.. onneksi mun hero Matti sitten taltutti sen niin sain minäkin nukkua yöni rauhassa... se oli noin 5cm pitkä (hentä mukaan lukien) näin jälkeen päin hiukan naurattaa kun muista kui paniikis olin yöl yhen pikkusen rääpäleen takii xDDD