IRC-Galleria

"Do not use while sleeping."
on the box of a Sears hair dryer

"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
on a Bag of Fritos

"Use like regular soap."
on Dial soap

"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
on the box of Swann frozen dinner

"Fits one head."
on Shower cap box

"Do not turn upside down."
on the Bottom of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert box

"Product will be hot after heating."
on Marks & Spencer bread pudding

"Do not iron clothes on body."
on the box of a Rowenta iron

"Do not drive car or operate machinery."
in the intructions of Boot's children's cough medicine

"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
on a box of Nytol

"Warning: Keep out of children."
on a package for a Korean kitchen knife

"For indoor or outdoor use only."
on the packaging for Chinese Christmas lights

"Not to be used for the other use."
in the instructions for a Japanese food processor

"Warning: Contains nuts."
on a bag of Sainsbury's peanuts

"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
on an American Airlines peanut packet

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
in the instructions of a Swedish chainsaw