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*Huoh* Tänään olis ollu niin hyvä päivä käydä salilla, mutta kun koko maailman pitää surra sitä heppua joka seilas jääpalalla, gosh. Siitähän on jo muutenkin pyöreesti pari tuhatta vuotta.. Mä toivoisin et kun mä kuolen ihmiset ettis norsusta tulleita tomaatteja jotka olis kuorrutettu salmiakilla. Dress code vois olla baywatchit ja sit vanhuksia huijattais vaihtaan niiden salmiakki-kuorrute-tomaatit karkkiväreillä koristeltuja korvatikkuja vastaan.

Määh, ei jaksakkaan kirjottaa enempää..

..Jotain mitä sattu vastaan selaillessa blogeja.

Start at 50 and add or substract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...

Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun, below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed ;).

Add 10 if you are a virgin
Subtract 5 if You have had sex before
Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
Add 5 If you have never had oral sex
Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place
Subtract 3 if you have done 69
Add 5 If you have never had an Orgasm
Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms
Subtract 2 if you have masturbated
Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.
Subtract 5 if You have used someone for sex(one night stand)
Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked
Add 5 if you havent kissed more then 3 people(unrelated)
Add 3 if you havent been kissed in the past month
Add 2 if You have never masturbated
Add 5 if You have never seen or watched porn
Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn
Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex
Subtract 2 if you have used lube duiring sex
Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought
Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys
Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour
Subtract 2 If you have kissed someone of the same sex

-32 pts

Just 4 fun.