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12 totuutta, joita et halunnut tietää:

1. Uituasi puolituntia uimahallissa olet saanut elimistöösi puolilitraa virtsaa.

2. Keskimäräisen päivän aikana kosketat viittä penistä, esim. ovenkahvojen kautta.

3. Keskimäärähenkilö saa vuoden aikan vatsaansa n. 12 "genitaalikarvaa" pikaruoissa makkarakioskilta.

4. Vuoden aikana nielaiset n. 14 hyönteistä nukkuessasi.

5. Vuodessa kättelet n. 11 naista jotka ovat juuri masturboineet ja unohtivat pestä kätensä.

6. Vuodessa kättelet n. kuutta miestä jotka ovat tehneet saman kuin naiset numero 5:ssa.

7. Useimmat miehet eivät pese käsiään vessassa käynnin jälkeen. Ajattele tätä kun syöt pähkinöitä baaritiskiltä.

8. Tavallisissa hääjuhlissa sinulla on sadasosan mahdollisuus saada herpestartunta joltakin häävieraista.

9. Päivässä hengität sisään noin yhden litran toisten anaalikaasuja.

10. Hammaslääkärit suosittelevat, että hammasharjat tulisi säilyttää ainakin kahden metrin etäisyydellä wc-tuolista, etteivät huuhdellessa lentävät mikrobit tartu siihen.

11. Vietät noin kuusi kuukautta elämästäsi vessassa.

12. Kynsien pureminen on verrattavissa wc-istuimen nuolemiseen.

Your Selected Underwear is: THONG
You like to be sexy, while still staying flirty and whimsical. Maybe you go home with someone, maybe not, but either way you'll be good. You like to romanticize sexual relationships and often spend time thinking back to days gone by. Your experience and age greatly inform your choice of underwear. Utility for the modern woman.

laita " <3<3 " jos rakastat mua,
laita " <3 " jos olen tärkeä
laita " : D " jos välität musta,
laita " : ) " jos ollaan vaan kavereita,
laita " :( " jos et pidä musta,
laita " >:( " jos vihaat mua

"When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch."
-Bette Davis

luonnontieteen kysymys:

mikä pila saa hevosenkin hyvälle tuulelle?
- Apila

kyllä :D

Isä ja poika, tunnettuja poliitikkoja, ovat saaneet lempinimet limppu ja sämpylä. mikä on sukunimi?


voiko tollasta ees olla :D

urheilu ja vapaa-aika kysymyksenä oli:
"Missä voit tavata täplämonnin?
- Akvaariossa (kaloja):"

siis ei oo totta :D siel oli toinenki helmi

"Missä monnit mieluiten viihtyvät?
- Vedessä (kaloja):"

siis mitä aivoituksia :P

Salla on Victoria's Secretin Angeleista Adriana Lima.

Onneksi olkoon! sinä olet adriana lima, maailman seksikkäin nainen. Sädehtivät silmäsi, täyteläiset ja hekumalliset huulesi ja säteilevä pronssinkuultoinen ihosi valloittavat henkilön kuin henkilön. Ihmisten ihailu sinua kohtaan on päättymätön, kuin myös pitkät jalkasi ja hiuksesi. Vaikkakin sinun piirteesi ovat rohkeita ja henkeäsalpaavia, sinä olet hellä, hyväsydäminen nuori nainen. Omistat suuren osan ajastasi muiden, erityisesti lasten, auttamiseen ja olet vaatimaton supermallin taustastasi huolimatta. Olet todellinen inspiraation lähde kaikille maailman ihmisille. Onko jotain, mihin et kykenisi?

Salla is Victoria's Secret Angel Adriana Lima.

Congratulations! You are Adriana Lima, the sexiest woman on the planet. Your sparkling eyes, full and luscious pout, and radiant bronze skin mesmerize any person who lays their eyes on you. Just like your long legs and flowing hair, people's desire for you is unending. Even though your features are bold and breathtaking, you are a gentle, kind-hearted young woman. You dedicate much of your time to helping others, especially children, and retain a sense of modesty despite your supermodel status. You are truly an inspiration to people all over the world. Is there anything you can't do?

ARIES - The Aggressive

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.




TAURUS - The Tramp

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight.
Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.




GEMINI - The Twin

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will not take any crap from anyone. Gemini's like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are very nosey.
Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.




CANCER - The Beauty

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most's are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare
Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.




LEO - The Lion

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.




VIRGO - The One that Waits

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. The do not forgive and never forgetThe one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.




LIBRA - The Lame One

Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying... Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Kinda dumb at times. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.




SCORPIO - The Addict

EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.




SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.




CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet.
Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.




AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in
long-term relationships. Can be clumbsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their familiy. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward




PISCES - The Partner for Life

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at times and irresponsible! Smart but lazy. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. Lover of animals. VERY caring, make wonderful nurses or doctors. They always try to do the right thing sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes et used by others and hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to other but need to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.