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stand up -show kultsalla siis. with @Nidde ja @S-T-A-R

starring Ilari Johansson, Jacke Björklund sekä Niko Kivelä ♥

"Teppo!" "KONSTA!"

"On se kiva saada D-vitamiinia sinneki, minne aurinko ei paista!"

"En ois ikinä uskonu, et joskus sanon näin: Espoo, ootte ihania! Siin on aika monta virhettä."

ei näit saa tähä mitenkää fiksusti :DD ne jutut pitää kuulla omin korvin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGdzvyzfd-A&feature=related

Louis CK is back with "Louie"

The World is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real, because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round, and it has thrills and chills and is very brightly colored, and it's very loud. And it's fun, for a while.

Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they've begun to question, 'Is this real, or is this just a ride?', and other people have remembered, and they've come back to us and they say 'Hey, don't worry. Don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.' and we KILL THOSE PEOPLE.

"Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride! SHUT HIM UP! Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account, and my family. This just has to be real."

It's just a ride.

But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that. You ever noticed that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because ... It's just a ride.

And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear wants you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead see all of us as one.

Here's what we can do to change the world right now, to a better ride:

Take all that money we spent on weapons and defense each year and instead spend it feeding, clothing, and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and WE CAN EXPLORE SPACE, TOGETHER, BOTH INNER AND OUTER, forever ... in peace.

kaikkiha tietää sen sarjan ku ketonen & myllyrinne !
ni tänää meijjä koulus oli se myllyrinne pitämäs hauskaa stand-up komiikka esitystä !
oliko se ees hauskaa : DD ei voinu olla nauramatta !: D sit saatii viel nimmarit siltä (8
oli tosi hauskaa ((((:

Mahtavan hauska ja paras stand up-keikka ikinä.
The Most Funniest Man on the World <3

Titta on taas hävittänyt puhelimensa! :<

koht pitäs duunii ja sillee. -.-
Huips 2007<3

IÂ’m a modern man, a man for the millennium.

Digital and smoke free.
A diversified multi-cultural,
post-modern deconstruction
that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

IÂ’ve been up linked and downloaded,
IÂ’ve been inputted and outsourced,
I know the upside of downsizing,
I know the downside of upgrading.

IÂ’m a high-tech low-life.
A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker
and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

IÂ’m new wave, but IÂ’m old school
and my inner child is outward bound.
IÂ’m a hot-wired, heat seeking,
warm-hearted cool customer,
voice activated and bio-degradable.

I interface with my database,
my database is in cyberspace,
so IÂ’m interactive, IÂ’m hyperactive
and from time to time IÂ’m radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve,
riding the wave, dodging the bullet
and pushing the envelope.

IÂ’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs.
IÂ’ve got no need for coke and speed.
I've got no urge to binge and purge.

IÂ’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge,
over-the-top and under-the-radar.

A high-concept, low-profile,
medium-range ballistic missionary.

A street-wise smart bomb.
A top-gun bottom feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies,
I take power naps and run victory laps.
IÂ’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk,
rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.

A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic.
Out of rehab and in denial!

IÂ’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper,
a personal assistant and a personal agenda.

You canÂ’t shut me up. You canÂ’t dumb me down
because IÂ’m tireless and IÂ’m wireless,
IÂ’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.

IÂ’m a non-believer and an over-achiever,
laid-back but fashion-forward.
Up-front, down-home,
low-rent, high-maintenance.

Super-sized, long-lasting,
high-definition, fast-acting,
oven-ready and built-to-last!

IÂ’m a hands-on, foot-loose,
knee-jerk head case
pretty maturely post-traumatic

and IÂ’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

But, IÂ’m feeling, IÂ’m caring,
IÂ’m healing, IÂ’m sharing
-- a supportive, bonding,
nurturing primary care-giver.

My output is down,
but my income is up.

I took a short position on the long bond
and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow.

I read junk mail, I eat junk food,
I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports!
IÂ’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex. I like tough love.
I use the “F” word in my emails
and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore
--no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall;
I bought a mini-van at a mega-store.
I eat fast-food
in the slow lane.

I'm toll-free, bite-sized,
ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes.

A fully-equipped, factory-authorized,
hospital-tested, clinically-proven,
scientifically- formulated
medical miracle.

IÂ’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked,
pre-heated, pre-screened,
pre-approved, pre-packaged,
post-dated, freeze-dried,
double-wrapped, vacuum-packed
and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

IÂ’m a rude dude, but IÂ’m the real deal.
Lean and mean!

Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock.
Rough, tough and hard to bluff.

I take it slow, I go with the flow,
I ride with the tide. IÂ’ve got glide in my stride.

Driving and moving, sailing and spinning,
jiving and grooving, wailing and winning.

I donÂ’t snooze, so I donÂ’t lose.
I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road.

I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time.

IÂ’m hanging in,
there ainÂ’t no doubt
and IÂ’m hanging tough,
over and out!

- George Carlin

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Olipa miellyttävää kirjoittaa transskripti.

Tänään se on. Ja huomenna.
mutta tänään oon menosa bar Kukaan kattoon Tommi Mujusta ;)
Yksinään.
Perkele. kaikki kamut on menosa johkiin muualle, joten niitä ei näe Turun yössä tänään.
voi pieru. vaikka onhan sitä tässä kaks viikonloppua jo tullu juostua baareilemassa perjantaisin.
Mut on kyl ollu hauskaa. Kiitos Kitan =) ..ja muidenkin.
Ja samaa putkee aion jatkaa tänään, ilman kavereita.
voi tosin olla, että jos ei löydy seuraa keikan jälkeen, ni tuun kotio kuuntelee musaa ja veteleen viinaksia..:D
Heh. aika säälittävää, mut tämmöstä tää mun elämä on ollu aina, kavereita löytyy ja vientiä ois,
ja sitten on niitä kausia (enempi näitä siis) kun ei ketää kaipaa minnekään.

Jeh. voisin pistää imurin huutamaan, kun en oo laiskuuttani jaksanu impata kämppää
pitkään aikaan.