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Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."


Emmett: "Oooo, scary."



Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"


Edward: "Oops."


Renee: "Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."


Edward: "Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."


Rosalie: "Over my pile of ashes."