Ramones - The Crusher
Now I wanna wrestle in the garden
I'm on my way to stardom
I know I'm ready I know I'm great
But first Ive got to get in shape
Cause I got my eye on the russian bear
Gonna tear him up I swear
This guy thinks hes the champion
Gonna take his belt and beat him
refrain:
I'm the crusher king of the ring (4x)
I'm ready for a match with the russian bear
Gonna pile drive him pull his hair
I might have a foreign object in my trunks
I might have to use on that punk
Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone
If youre my victim youre beaten
I'm a lean mean fighting machine
Powerful and strong like king kong
refrain
Started having seconds thoughts I was scared as hell
The last thing I wanted was to hear them ring the bell
I mean the russian bear could probably
Tear me limb from limb
Hed probably grin be real happy with himself
This is not good for my healthy
I'm not coming out of the dressing room
And get beaten up by that goon
Go back to russia go back home
Don't wanna get a broken bone
Or a lump on my head
Aint gonna hide under the bed
I'm the crusher king of the ring (4x)
I'm the crusher