IRC-Galleria

A man is in a hotel lobby.
He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the fr t desk,
he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says,
"Ma`am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you`ll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I"m in room."