IRC-Galleria

01. Kun tyttö kävelee pois luotasi vihaisena

-> seuraa häntä

02. Kun tyttö tuijottaa suutasi

-> suutele häntä

03. Kun tyttö tönäisee tai lyö sinua

-> halaa tiukasti, äläkä päästä irti

04. Kun tyttö alkaa kirota sinua

-> suutele ja kerro rakastavasi häntä

05. Kun tyttö on hiljainen

-> kysy häneltä, mikä on hätänä

06. Kun tyttö ei ole huomaavinaan sinua

-> anna hänelle huomiota

07. Kun tyttö lähtee luotasi

-> vedä hänet takaisin viereesi

08. Kun näet tytön pahimmillaan

-> kerro hänelle, että hän on kaunis

09. Kun näet tytön alkavan itkemään

-> pidä häntä vain sylissäsi ja älä sano sanaakaan

10. Kun näet tytön kävelevän

-> hiivi hänen taaksena ja halaa tiukasti takaapäin

11. Kun tyttö on peloissaan

-> suojele häntä

12. Kun tyttö nojaa päänsä olkapäitäsi vasten

-> nosta hänen päänsä ja suutele häntä

13. Kun tyttö on ottanut lempipaitasi

-> anna hänen pitää se ja pidä sitä itse öisin

14. Kun tyttö kiusoittelee sinulle

-> kiusaa takaisin ja laita hänet nauramaan

15. Kun tyttö ei vastaa puheluihisi pitkiin aikoihin

-> vakuuttele hänelle, että kaikki on kunnossa

16. Kun tyttö katsoo sinua epäillen

-> seiso suorassa

17. Kun tyttö sanoo rakastavansa sinua

-> hän todella rakastaa sinua, enemmän kuin voit uskoakaan

18. Kun tyttö tarttuu kiinni käteesi

-> pidä siitä kiinni ja leiki hänen sormillaan

19. Kun tyttö tönäisee sinua

-> tönäise takaisin ja laita hänet nauramaan

20. Kun tyttö kertoo sinulle salaisuuden

-> pidä asia omana tietonasi

21. Kun tyttö katsoo suoraan silmiisi

-> älä käännä katsettasi, ennen kuin hän kääntää omansa

22. Kun tyttö kaipaa sinua

-> häneen sattuu

23. Kun särjet tytön sydämen

-> tuska ei koskaan katoa

24. Kun tyttö sanoo sen olevan ohi

-> hän haluaa sinun olevan edelleen omansa

25. Kun tyttö laittaa tämän eteenpäin

-> hän haluaa sinun lukevan tämän

26. Kun olette puhelimessa ja hän ei sano sanaakaan, älä silti lopeta puhelua

27. Kun hän on vihainen, halaa lujaa äläkä päästä irti

28. Kun hän sanoo olevansa ok, älä usko, vaan puhu hänen kanssaan

29. Koska 10 vuotta myöhemmin hän muistaa sinut...

30. Soita hänelle keskiyöllä hänen syntymäpäivänään kertoaksesi, että rakastat häntä

31. Soita hänelle juuri ennen kuin nukahdat ja heti kun olet herännyt

32. Kohtele häntä, kuin hän olisi ainoa, mikä merkitsee sinulle jotakin

33. Kiusoittele häntä ja anna hänen kiusoitella takaisin

34. Valvo hänen kanssaan koko yö, kun hän on sairas

35. Katso hänen kanssaan hänen lempielokuvaansa tai lempiohjelmaansa, vaikka pitäisit sitä typeränä

36. Anna hänelle maailmasi

37. Anna hänen pitää vaatteitasi

38. Kun hän on tylsistynyt tai surullinen, vietä aikaasi hänen kanssaan

39. Tee hänelle selväksi, että hän on tärkeä

40. Suutele häntä kaatosateella

41. Kun hän tulee luoksesi itkien, sano ensimmäisenä:

"Kenelle annan turpiin, kulta?"

42. Soita hänelle

43. Suutele häntä

44. Kerro hänelle, että rakastat häntä, mutta älä liian usein, ettei sanat menetä merkitystään

45. Älä valehtele hänelle tunteistasi

Tiina Viskari+Juha Paunonen= kiukkuavia, helposti ärsyyntyviä, pöhöjä ja kovaa nauravia mutta musikaalisesti lahjakkaita lapsia...

K: Me no bubbletious
R: Me smoke heavy tar
K: Me be groovin' slowly where you are
R: Notify your next of kin 'cause your never coming back
K: I've been dropping beats since Back in Black

Chorus:
And we'll paint by numbers
Till something sticks
Don't mind doing it for the kids
So come on
Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You'll be doin' it alright)
Jump on board
Feel the high, yeah
'Cause the kids are alright

K: You've got a reputation
R: Well I guess that can be explored
K: You're dancing with the chairman of the board
R: Take a ride on my twelve cylinder smphony
But if you've got other plans
K: The purpose of a woman is to love her man

And we'll paint by numbers
Till something sticks
Don't mind doing it for the kids
So come on
Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You'll be doin' it alright)
Jump on board
Feel the high, yeah
'Cause the kids are alright

I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love (x4)

K: Come down from the ceiling
R: I didn't mean to get so high
K: I couldn't do what I wanted to do when my lips were dry
R: You can't just up and leave me I'm a singer in a band
K: Well I like drummers baby you're not my bag

So come on
Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You'll be doin' it alright)
Jump on board
Feel the high, yeah
'Cause the kids are alright x2

I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74
There's only one of me
Single-handedly raising the economy
Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me
Press be asking do I care for sodomy
I don't know, yeah, probably
I've been looking for serial monogamy
Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly
But for now I'm down for ornithology
Grab your binoculars, come follow me

[Intro]
Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
You know... I never felt like this before
Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
Feels like.. so real

[Verse 1]
I'm obsessive when just one thought of you comes up
I'm aggressive just one thought of closing up
You got me stressing, incessantly pressing the issue
'Cause every moment gone you know I miss you
I'm the question and you're of course the answer
Just hold me close boy 'cause I'm your tiny dancer
You make me shaken up, never mistaken
But I can't control myself, got me calling out for help

[Chorus:]
S.O.S. please someone help me.
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard,
I can't take it, see it don't feel right
S.O.S. please someone help me
It's not healthy... for me to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard
You got me tossin' and turnin' and can't sleep at night

[Bridge:]
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind it's got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me lookin' for the rest of me
Love is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and rescue me
'Cause you on my mind, it's got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me,
Got the best of me, so now I'm losing it

[Verse 2]
Just your presence and I second guess my sanity
Yes it's a lesson, it's unfair, you stole my vanity
My tummy's up in knots so when I see you I get so hot
My common sense is out the door, can't seem to find the lock
Take on me (uh huh) you know inside you feel it right
[CD version:] Take me on I'm put desire up in your arms tonight

ääh!! mä katoin tos vähän aikaa sitten subilta sellasen ohjelman kuin kammottavimmat hollywood murhat....ääh se pahin oli hirvee hyvä et ees uskalsin tulla koneelle.... 1. Manson murhat....se oli karsee Charlie Manson oli hullu ukko......mua varmaan pelottaa ihan vitukseen ku mä meen kämpälle ku oon sielä yksin...

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JOS SAISIT MINUT SINUN HUONEESEEN

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JÄTÄ KOMMENTTI JA SITTEN KOPIOI TÄMÄ OMAAN PÄIVÄKIRJAASI

JA KATSO MITÄ MUUT SANOVAT SAATAT YLLÄTTYÄ..

JOS ET VASTAA JA KOPIOI TÄTÄ NIIN OLET VALITETTAVASTI PELKURI!!!!

Featuring Will.I.Am of The Black Eyed Peas)

Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha

[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
Cause, it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my...
Ha, I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Every boy's the same
Since i've been the seventh grade
They been trying to get with me
Trying to Ha, ha-ha ha ha-ha ha
they always gotta plan to be my one and only man wanna hold me with their hands Want to Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha
I keep turning them down
But, they always come around
Asking me to go around
That's not the way it's going down

'Cause they only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
ha-ha, ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah

[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my...
Ha I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Do you know that no
Don't mean yes, it means no
So just hold up, wait a minute
Let me put my two cents in it
One, just be patient
Don't be rushing
Like you're anxious
And two your just too aggresive
Trying to get your Ahh

Do you know that I know?
And I don't want to go there

They Only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah

[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my...HAH
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

[Will.I.Am]
Boomp-boomp, Boomp-boomp
Boomp, boomp-boomp
Boomp-boomp, Bomp,Boomp, boomp-boomp
[Repeated]

[PCD]
Ooh, you've got it bad I can tell
You want it bad, but oh well
Dude, what you got for me
Is something I
Something I don't need
heeeeeeyyyyyyyy

[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thang while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha ...

Dirty, Rotten, Filthy, Stinken rich

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet Cherry Pie
Yeah
Wow
Heh Heh
Well swinging on the front porch
Swinging on the lawn
Swinging where we want
Gonna fuck your night!
Swingin' to the left and
Swingin' to the right
I think about baseball
I'll swing all night, yeah
Yeah, yeah - huh!

Swingin in the living room
Swingin' in the kitchen
Most folks don't
Cause they're too busy bitchin'
Swingin' in there
Cause she wanted me to feed her
So I mixed up the batter
And she licked the beater

I scream, you scream,
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her

CHORUS
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Oh yeah

She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Yeah sweet cherry pie
Yeah

Swingin to the drums
Swingin to guitar
Swingin to the bass in the back of my car
Ain't got money, ain't got no gas
Get where were goin if we swing real fast

I scream, you scream,
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Oh yeah

She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Yeah sweet cherry pie
Yeah

Swing it
All night long
Swing it
Hey, hey, Ow!

I'm a trained professional
Swingin' in the bathroom
Swingin' on the floor
Swingin' so hard
Forgot to lock the door
In walks her daddy
Standin' six foot four
Said, "You ain't gonna swing
with my daughter no more."

CHORUS
Sweet Cherry Pie
Yeah! Huh!
Swing it!

Kono goro hayari no onna no ko

Oshiri no chiisa na onna no ko

Kocchi wo muite yo HANII

Datte nanda ka datte datte nan da mon


Onegai onegai

Kizutsukenaide

Watashi no HAATO wa CHUKU CHUKU shichau no

IYA yo IYA yo IYA yo
Mitsumechau IYA
HANII FURASHU


Ima doki ninki no onna no ko

PUKU to BOIN no onna no ko
Kocchi wo muite yo HANII
Datte nanda ka datte datte nan da mon


Onegai onegai
Chika yoranaide
Watashi no o-hana ga HIKU HIKU shichau no

IYA yo IYA yo IYA yo
Mitsumechau IYA
HANII FURASHU



Onegai onegai
Kizutsukenaide
Watashi no HAATO wa CHUKU CHUKU shichau no


IYA yo IYA yo IYA yo

Mitsumechau IYA

HANII FURASHU