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HAHALauantai 30.08.2008 19:48

A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a
gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."
So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, "What's
the name of your penis?"
The guy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you
tell me the name of your penis."
So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a
beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man to
left, with a smile, looks back and says, "TIMEX."
The guy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes
a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping on a
fruity margarita, "So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his
right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because quality is Job
1", he then ads, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Even more shaken, the guy has to think for a moment before he comes up
with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims,
"The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the guy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asks, "Why secret?"
The guy says, "because it's strong enough for a man but made for a
woman!"

ei vittu Keskiviikko 27.08.2008 05:16

Kuolen saattuuu kurkkuun niin vitusti :<
Tänään ois keittiössä hommaa mut jos mun kurkkuun sattuu ja yskittää pyyrän tertulta jotain muuta. muuten tuntuu et pyörtyisin saatana sattuu päähän ja on kylmäkuuma :(

moiTiistai 26.08.2008 12:14

oon skoles

moiksMaanantai 25.08.2008 23:50

take me for the rose i am
lay yourself in my bed again
showered and covered in petals of red
are you lonely?
are you lonely?
blame me for the thorns, my friend
does the pain outweigh the blessing?
showered and covered in petals of red
are you lonely?
are you lonely?

whoaaaaa...
(go slow)
whoaaaaa...
(and i will cover you)
whoaaaaa...
(go slow)
but you left me high and wild
but you left me high...

whoaaaaa...
(go slow)
whoaaaaa...
(and i will cover you)
whoaaaaa...
(go slow)
but you left me high and wild
but you left me high and wild
see, you left me high...

take me for the rose i am
lay yourself in my bed again
showered and covered in petals of red

moiksMaanantai 25.08.2008 13:03

mua väsyttää.

moiLauantai 23.08.2008 02:34

zzz

moi pitsaaLauantai 23.08.2008 00:06

Kinkku
Ananas
Aurajuusto
Tonnikala

NAM NAM

moiks Perjantai 22.08.2008 00:44

Tuuks hieroo mun selkää ? ;o

Kiss please?Perjantai 22.08.2008 00:43

moiPerjantai 22.08.2008 00:42

Tuuks mun viekkuun nukkuu? ;)