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Testi Perjantai 20.07.2007 01:10

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Olet 33% todennäköisyydellä tuleva alkoholisti.

Sait 33% pisteistä. Alkoholisoitumisesi riski on siis hieman kohollaan, kannattaa seurata juomista ettei se riistäydy käsistä. Lauantai-iltasi tulevat sisältämään viinin/kaljan nautiskelua ja elokuvien katselua. " Hirveä myrkky on etanooli " sanoi moderni kevytkommunisti.


Tilastotietoa


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 50%. Olet siis noin 17 prosenttiyksikköä vähemmän todennäköisyydellä tuleva alkoholisti, kuin muut testin tehneet.


Olet 39% cityihminen.

Olet 39% cityihminen. Oletkos huomannut käyttäväsi kännykkää tai tietokonetta enemmän kuin aiemmin ja lähtisit mieluummin lomillasi Etelä-Euroopan hiekkarannoille kuin jäisit katselemaan masentavaa takapihaa? Pieni cityihminen sisälläsi ottaa pian sinut valtaansa etkä enään selviä kaupungin ulkopuolella käydessäsi ilman elektronisia laitteita...


Tilastotietoa


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 50%. Olet siis noin 11 prosenttiyksikköä vähemmän cityihminen, kuin muut testin tehneet.


Olet 50% fruittari.

Olet 50% fruittari. Erittäin selvä tapaus. Homo Sapiens Fruidicus. Erittäin värikäs ja tyylitietoinen nisäkäs.


Tilastotietoa


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 33%. Olet siis noin 17 prosenttiyksikköä enemmän fruittari, kuin muut testin tehneet.


Olet 28% MacGyver.

Olet 28% MacGyver. Taitaa olla parempi että pysyttelet siellä sängyssä kirjojen kanssa ja jätät seikkailut niille ketkä sen osaavat. Älä osta linkkuuveistä tai joku joutuu kärsimään.


Tilastotietoa


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 43%. Olet siis noin 15 prosenttiyksikköä vähemmän MacGyver, kuin muut testin tehneet.


Olet 25% joulupukki.

Sait 25% pisteistä. Kassisi eivät taida olla kovin täynnä lahjoja. Yritä harjoitella parikymmentä kieltä lisää ja kokeile tätä testiä uudelleen sen jälkeen.


Tilastotietoa


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 44%. Olet siis noin 19 prosenttiyksikköä vähemmän joulupukki, kuin muut testin tehneet.


Olet -13% kapinallinen.

Olet -13% kapinallinen. Äidin pikku enkeli. Ei sinun kannata edes yrittää olla mitään vastaa. Kunhan hakkaat pasianssia koneella niin kaikki ovat tyytyväisiä.


Tilastotietoa


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 44%. Olet siis noin 57 prosenttiyksikköä vähemmän kapinallinen, kuin muut testin tehneet.


Olet 36% pissaliisa.

Olet 36% pissaliisa. Selviä merkkejä alkaa ilmenemään. Jos et ala ryhdistäytymään, saatat sortua lissulinjalle.


Tilastotietoa

Meneekö muisti ryyppyiltana?
55.39% kyllä
44.61% ei

Rakastaako kukaan sinua?
80.39% kyllä
19.61% ei


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 36%. Olet siis asialinjalla 36


Olet 40% maantietäjä.

Olet 40% maantietäjä. Ei hirveän hyvä. Kyse on kuitenkin kotiplaneetastasi... Vai onko? Muilta planeetoilta ei ole vielä löytynyt älyllistä elämää ja sinä et ainakaan olisi ensimmäinen älyllinen.


Tilastotietoa


Testin keskimääräinen tulos on 63%. Olet siis noin 23 prosenttiyksikköä vähemmän maantietäjä, kuin muut testin tehneet.


Olet 58% eläin.

Sait 58% pisteistä. Kaikki merkit viittaavat siihen että eläinmaailmassa olisit jääpingviini. Pittsburghista voisi löytyä töitä maskottina. Muista varoa vihaisia lätkäfaneja.


Tilastotietoa


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 46%. Olet siis noin 12 prosenttiyksikköä enemmän eläin, kuin muut testin tehneet.


Olet 58% natsi.

Sait 58% pisteistä. Onkos sitä natsitervehdystä harjoiteltu? Sinulla on aika paljon yhteisiä arvoja natsien kanssa.


Tilastotietoa


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 54%. Olet siis noin 4 prosenttiyksikköä enemmän natsi, kuin muut testin tehneet.


Olet 40% nörtti.

Olet 40% pelimies. Jos pyrit pelimieheksi, niin älä heitä pyyhettä kehään, koska pelimies ei koskaan heitä pyyhettä kehään.


Tilastotietoa


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 31%. Olet siis noin 9 prosenttiyksikköä enemmän nörtti, kuin muut testin tehneet.


Olet 63% optimisti.

Whoah. Näin sitä pitää. 63% ei ole ollenkaan huono tulos. Keep on rockin'.


Tilastotietoa


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 48%. Olet siis noin 15 prosenttiyksikköä enemmän optimisti, kuin muut testin tehneet.


Olet 15% pelimies.

Olet 15% pelimies. Taitaa puut kaatua helpommin kuin naiset?


Tilastotietoa

Juotko kahvin mustana?
23.74% kyllä
76.26% ei


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 44%. Olet siis noin 29 prosenttiyksikköä vähemmän pelimies, kuin muut testin tehneet.


Olet 10% rokkari.

Sait vain 10% pisteistä. Surkea tulos! Meneppäs muualle kuuntelemaan Britiä tai mitä roskaa kuunteletkaan. Ei sinusta tuolla asenteella kunnon rokkaria tuu Gene Simmonsinkaan käsittelyssä.


Tilastotietoa


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 57%. Olet siis noin 47 prosenttiyksikköä vähemmän rokkari, kuin muut testin tehneet.


Olet 0% tietokonenörtti.

Olet 0% tietokonenörtti. Et siis oikeastaan ollenkaan. Elämäsi ei ole uhattuna mutta kannattaa varoa jos joku vastaantulija yrittää tarjota linux-levyä.


Tilastotietoa


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 25%. Olet siis noin 25 prosenttiyksikköä vähemmän tietokonenörtti, kuin muut testin tehneet.


Olet 16% vihreä.

Olet 16% vihreä. Luonnonsuojelu jääköön hipeille, eiköhän lähdetä teurastamaan lehmiä ja nauttimaan kunnon naudanfileestä?


Tilastotietoa

Pitäisikö marijuana laillistaa?
18.52% kyllä
81.48% ei

Suositko joukkoliikennettä?
35.56% kyllä
64.44% ei


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 30%. Olet siis noin 14 prosenttiyksikköä vähemmän vihreä, kuin muut testin tehneet.


Yhdyssanatesti

Vastauksistasi 89% oli oikein.

89% oikein. Ei paha, ei yhtään paha. Yhdyssanat ovat selvästi hallussa, joten tästä on hyvä jatkaa eteenpäin.


Tilastotietoa


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 85%. Olet siis noin 4 prosenttiyksikköä enemmän , kuin muut testin tehneet.


Olet 27% ylläpitoon soveltuva.

Sait 27% pisteistä. Ehkä kevyellä aivopesulla ja taitojen treenaamisella voisit joskus haaveilla ylläpitäjän asemasta.


Tilastotietoa


Testin kerkimääräinen tulos on 27%. Olet siis asialinjalla 27


En sit tiiä kuinka todenmukasia noi tulokset on...

ich liebe dichKeskiviikko 10.01.2007 21:52


Saksan kieli on suhteellisen helppoa. Se, joka osaa latinaa ja on
tottunut sanapäätteisiin, oppii sitä vaivattomasti. Niinhän saksan
kielen professorit tapaavat sanoa aina ensimmäisellä oppitunnilla.
Sitten aletaan opetella der, das, den, dem sekä die, joiden sanotaan
olevan ihan loogisia.

Jotta ymmärtäisimme, miten helppoa se on, otetaanpa esimerkki.

Aluksi, ostakaapa suurenmoinen saksankielinen kirja, joka kertoo
hottentottien tavoista (auf Deutsch: Hottentotten).

Kirjassa kerrotaan kenguruista (Beutelratten), joita pyydystetään ja
laitetaan häkkiin (Kotter), jotka on kankaalla (Lattengitter) peitetty.
Näitä kankaalla peitettyjä häkkejä kutsutaan saksaksi
(Lattengitterkotter) ja koska niissä on kenguru sisällä, niistä tulee
(Lattengitterkotterbeutelratten).

Sattuipa kerran, että hottentotit saavat kiinni murhaajan (Attentater),
jota syytetään erään äidin (Mutter), siis hottentottiäidin
(Hottentottermutter) murhasta. Tällä äidillä on tyhmä ja tankkaava poika
(Stottertrottel). Tämän vuoksi äitiä kutsutaan saksaksi
(Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter) ja hänen murhaajaansa
(Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater). Poliisi nappaa murhaajan
kiinni ja sulkee hänet väliaikaisesti kenguruhäkkiin
(Beutelrattenlattengitterkotter), mutta voi - vanki pääsee karkuun!

Suuretsinnät alkavat välittömästi ja eipä aikaakaan, kun eräs soturi
palaa kylään huutaen:
"Sain murhaajan (Attentater) kiinni!"
- "Niinkö? Kenet?" kysyy päällikkö.
- "Lattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattentater", vastaa soturi.
- "Mitä? Senkö murhaajan, joka oli kankaalla päällystetyssä
kenguruhäkissä?" kysyy hottentottien päällikkö.
- "No sen juuri," vastaa hottentotti,
"Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater" (Murhaajan, joka tappoi
hottentottiäidin, jolla oli tyhmä ja tankkaava poika)
- "Mutta siinä tapauksessa," sanoo päällikkö, "olisit voinut heti sanoa,
että kiinni on otettu "Hottentotterstottertrottelmutterlattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattentater!"

niinkun tällattii...Perjantai 13.10.2006 23:05

Olen:

[ ]Pussannut poikaa poskelle
[x]Pussannut tyttöä poskelle
[ ]Ratsastanut kamelilla
[x]Harjannut kissaa
[ ]Ollut jälki-istunnossa
[ ]Lyönyt kaveria
[x]Halannut naapuria
[x]Juonut shamppanjaa
[ ]Heittänyt televisiota ikkunasta
[x]Yöpynyt hotellissa
[ ]Käynyt Amerikassa
[x]Käynyt Puuhamaassa
[ ]Polskutellut Serenassa
[x]Valehdellut äidilleni
[ ]Varastanut
[x]Valvonut koko yön
[ ]Rikkonut ikkunaa
[x]Sanonut "rakastan sinua"
[x]Stripannut
[x]Ollut rippileirillä
[x]Nukkunut villasukat jalassa
[x]Syönyt kuivattuja banaanilastuja
[x]Syönyt kynsiä
[x]Soittanut pilapuhelua
[ ]Ollut Ankkarockissa
[x]Rikkonut lupaustasi
[x]Ollut skootterin/mopon kyydissä
[x]Nukkunut samassa sängyssä samaa sukupuolta olevan henkilön kanssa
[x]Soittanut seksilinjalle
[x]Haukkunut hoppareita
[x]Soittanut bassoa
[ ]Uinut vaatteet päällä
[ ]Ollut vaahtobileissä
[ ]Lähettänyt viestiä mtv3 chattiin
[x]Soittanut väärään numeroon
[ ]Oksentanut ruusupuskaan ( en ruusupuskaan, muihin kylläkin... )
[ ]Vilautellut julkisilla paikoilla
[x]Halannut julkkista
[ ]Itkenyt ilman mitään syytä
[x]Ollut alaikäisenä baarissa ( jos festari paikkojen baarit lasketaan.. )
[ ]Laskenut pulkalla katolta
[x]Nostanut lippua salkoon
[x]Ollut järjestämässä discoa
[ ]saanut turpaan tuntemattomalta
[ ]Kävellyt yli 10cm koroilla
[ ]Karannut kotoa
[ ]Saanut 4 kokeesta
[ ]Käynyt eduskuntatalossa
[x]Pelannut kännykällä kirkossa
[x]Nähnyt kaupassa julkkista
[ ]Pelännyt hämähäkkejä
[x]Ollut puolukassa
[x]Ihastunut

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Ai tääl on tämmönenkin...Sunnuntai 21.05.2006 23:36

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