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Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

This is a song for the ladies, but fella's, listen closely.

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too

Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say HEY
I'm gonna fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin' team work

What's your favorite posish
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish
I wont cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then...I'm gonna FUCK YOU HARD

Falling Away From Me
by Korn

Hey I'm feeling tired
My time is gone today
You flirt with suicide
Sometimes that's ok
Hear what others say
I'm here standing hollow
Falling away from me
Falling away from me
Day is here fading
That's when I would say
I flirt with suicide
Sometimes kill the pain
I can always say
'It's gonna be better tomorrow'
Falling away from me
Falling away from me

Beating me down
Beating me beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
Screaming so sound
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground

(falling away from me)
It's spinning round and round
(falling away from me)
It's lost and can't be found
(falling away from me)
It's spinning round and round
(falling away from me)
So down

Beating me down
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
Screaming so sound
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground

Pressing me, they won't go away
So I pray, go away

It's falling away from me
Beating me down
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
Screaming so sound
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground

The death of one is a tragedy.
The death of a million is just a statistic.

1st command: reign in blood
2nd command: to dismember
3rd command: is to slaughter
4th command: spread the disease
5th command: scream for vengeance
6th command: thou shalt kill
7th command: bleed for the devil
8th command: let your mind rot
9th command: hang the pope
10th command: thrash till death

Oltiin Paulin kans jostain syystä ihan hemmetin isos hirsistä tehdys vanhainkodis.
Siä sitte oltiin ja Pauli joutu jostain syystä sinne töihin tarjoilijaksi.
Se siä sitte meni vaalianpunaanen kauluspaita päällä ja kantoo ruokaa.
Sitte tuli sellanen probleema ettei me päästä sieltä pois, tai mä pääsen yksin teleporttaamalla, mutta mä en saa teleportattua Paulia kans, jos mä en tee jotain pahaa tekoa.
Siinä sitte mietin, että mitä tekisin ja keksin, että tapanpas sitte jonku.
Enhän mä ny raaskinu ketää niistä vanhuksista tappaa ja kuljeskelin siä ympäriinsä leipäveitti kädes.
Sitte yhtäkkiä mun vierellä seisoo joku muija joka sanoo että " Raiskaajat ja murhaajat on mun mielestä seksikkäitä." Sitte mä vain puukotin sen muijan kuoliaaksi ja sitte Kaisu soitti ja herätti mut.

"Liian paljon kusipäitä, liian vähän luoteja, kosto on suloinen, kallonainti rules!"

Lopetin tässä perjantaina röökinpolton, sen jälkeen sunnuntaina vain vähän maistelin ja paskaahan se oli.

Coffin
by The Zombi

Awoken by silence infernal
Pitch black - Darkness filling my eyes
Locked up in a place cramped unknown
Panic strikes - I scream out loud unconciously

Claustrophobia driving me into insanity
Cannot breathe - My air is getting thinner
Disgust - Scent of rotting flesh - I'm paralyzed
Fear of death taking over my senses
No way out - My worst nightmare becomes alive

Suffocation - Isolation - Endless agony
Slowly - Painfully
The maggots feast upon me
My limbs all numb and rotting
No one can hear my cries for help

Memories haunting me
Illusions of relatives
All the walls are caving in
I can't stop my mind from breaking
I can't stop it

But then - Suddenly
It all becomes clear to me
In pain I realize
They fucking buried me alive

Alive

Enemy
by Before The Dawn

Fighting against the one I see
Mirror reveals my worst enemy
Zero tolerance for weakness and remorse
Breaking point reached long ago
Some things inside should be left alone
Our intelligence too low to deal

The hell inside
Darkness ate all the light
With sorrow as my guide
I deny you

Soon it´s imposible to deal
Make difference between
And to separate
World of darkness from the light
It´s dying inside
Black and white before my eyes
No emotions
Touch as cold as ice
Frozen and paralysed inside

Töis koko viikonloppu, mut oli silti jees.