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[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 27.02.2008 17:31

Tää täti lähtee koht nykäsee hiukset lyhkäsiks :D
Saap nähä millanen töhö tulee ku en oikeen viel ees tiiä millai tahon ne ja aika on neljält :D:D
JA en oo mikää selvästi selittämisen ihmelapsi xD

:'DMaanantai 11.02.2008 21:23



Sanokaa seuraavat enkunkieliset lauseet selvästi ja mahdollisimman hyvin äännettynä.
Toista lausetta;

HIGH STUCK ARE WITH TO - Haistakaa vittu

RICE COUSIN KISS SUNNY - Raiskasin kissani

RA PICK ARE PEAR SET TANNY - Raapikaa persettäni

TO LIP US CUT HOSE SOON - Tuli paskat housuun

NINETY MICE TOO - Nainti maistuu

;D

:DTiistai 05.02.2008 14:35



1. Äidit opettavat kuinka TYÖT TEHDÄÄN SIISTISTI:"Jos te ****leet aiotte tappaa toisenne, menkää ulos! Sain just siivottua!"

2. Äidit opettavat USKONTOA:"Sun on parasta rukoilla että tämä tahra lähtee tästä matosta!"

3. Äidit opettavat LOGIIKKAA:"Se on niin, koska minä sanon niin!" ja "Jos putoat siitä keinusta ja katkaiset niskasi, et pääse kanssani kauppaan!"

4. Äidit opettavat IRONIAA:"Naurapa vielä vähän aikaa, niin annan sulle syyn itkeä!!"

5. Äidit opettavat asioita NÄLÄNHÄDÄSTÄ:"Suu kiinni ja syö se lautanen tyhjäksi!"

6. Äidit opettavat AKROBATIAA:"Kato nyt mitä sontaa sulla on niskassa!"

7. Äidit opettavat HILLITTYÄ KÄYTÖSTÄ:"Istut siinä hiljaa ja liikkumatta, kunnes ruoka on valmista!"

8. Äidit opettavat LUONNONMULLISTUKSISTA:"Ihan kuin pyörremyrsky olisi sekottanu huoneesi!"

9. Äidit opettavat PITKÄJÄNTEISYYTTÄ:"Istut siinä niin kauan kunnes kaikki herneet on syöty."

10. Äidit opettavat KÄRSIVÄLLISYYTTÄ:"Odotahan kun päästään kotiin!"

11. Äidit opettavat GENETIIKKAA:"Olet ihan kuin isäsi!"

12. Äidit opettavat IÄN TUOMAA VIISAUTTA:"Kun olet minun ikäiseni, ymmärrät kyllä!"

13. Äidit opettavat SELVÄNNÄKEMISTÄ: "Vaihda puhtaat alushousut, ei tiedä vaikka joudut onnettomuuteen!"

14. Äidit opettavat TALOUSASIOISTA: "jos et nyt perkele heti lopeta, niin sut myydään mustalaisille !"

[Ei aihetta]Torstai 20.12.2007 16:46

MIKSI pizza toimitetaan nopeammin asiakkaalle kuin ambulanssi saapuu perille?
MIKSI luisteluhallin edessä on parkkipaikka liikuntavammaisille?
MIKSI naiset laittavat ripsiväriä aina suu auki?
MIKSI sana lyhenne ei ole lyhyempi?
MITEN kyltti "kiellettyä astua nurmikolle" on saatu keskelle nurmikkoa?
MIKSI täytyy käyttää käynnistä-valikkoa, kun haluaa sulkea Windowsin?
MIKSI kissanruokaa ei ole hiiren makuisena?
MIKSI koiranruoka-tölkissä lukee; "entistä parempi maku" - kuka on testannut sen?
MIKSI painat kaukosäätimen nappuloita lujempaa, kun patterit ovat melkein tyhjät?
MIKSI Nooa ei lyönyt hyttysparia kuoliaaksi?
MIKSI laitoksilla ja paikoilla, jotka ovat 24 tuntia vuorokaudessa auki, on ylipäänsä lukot?
MIKSI Jumala on antanut miehille sekä aivot että munat, mutta ei tarpeeksi verta niiden käyttämiseen yhtä aikaa?


Jos lukiessasi hymyilit edes kerran, sinun täytyy kopioida tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi, jos haluat myös muiden hymyilevän.

:DKeskiviikko 21.11.2007 03:03

6 elämän faktaa:

1) Et voi koskettaa jokaista hammastasi kielelläsi.

2) Kaikki tyhmät, luettuaan edellisen faktan, yrittävät sitä.

3) Ensimmäinen fakta on vale.

4) Hymyilet nyt koska olet idiootti.

5) Näytät seuraavaksi tämän jollekkin toiselle idiootille.

6) Naamassasi on edelleen idioottimainen virne.

[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 07.11.2007 22:27

Kun luet tämän viestin, vietä muutaman minuutin hiljaisuus heille, ketkä menehtyivät Jokelan ampumakohtauksessa. Kun olet viettänyt hiljaisuutta, kopioi tämä viesti ja lisää se omaan päiväkirjaasi. Menehtyneet ansaitsevat hiljaisuuden

[Ei aihetta]Maanantai 15.10.2007 15:26

Kaverilta tuli s-postia... Haluaako joku koiran?

Hei!

Meidän naapurilla on koira, jonka hän antaa hyvään kotiin ILMAISEKSI.
Se on mäyräkoira ja sopii myös lapsiperheeseen. Se annetaan
pois, koska naapurin vaimon mukaan koira "tuijottaa" kun hän
riisuutuu ja se "karmii" häntä. Vaimo taitaa vaan olla vähän omituinen!''

Täällä kuva koirasta:
http://www.aijaa.com/v.php?i=1089761.jpg

[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 19.09.2007 05:13

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Auta kissaa valloittamaan Irc-Galleria
Lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi :D


[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 12.09.2007 20:57

MESETTÄJÄ

[ ] mese on osa elämää
[ ] sulla on yli 50 meseosotetta
[ ] ja suurin osa sun kavereist on netin kautta hankittuja...
[] ...tai muuten vaan jotain datiksii
[x] sulla on mesessä yli 40 hymiöö

total: 1

CS-PELURI

[] vitun kimmo
[] pilas saatana CS:sän maineen
[] sulla on cs sun koneella
[] ja pelaat sitä
[] ownaat kaikki

total: 0

DATIS

[x] oot paljon koneella
[] kesälomalla datasit joka päivä
[] ... ja myöhään yöhön asti
[] tykkäät naputtelusta
[ ] sulla on web-kamera

total: 1

NÖRTTI

[x] oot paljon koneella
[] ja jos tarve vaatii, osaat myös korjata koneen
[] säästät viikkorahojasi tietokoneen osiin, tai peleihin
[] mikä ihmeen real-life !?
[] pelaaminen on kivaa !

total: 1

HIKKE

[] tulee tippa linssiin jos saat alle 9 kokeesta
[] tokarissa sun keski arvo oli VÄH. 8,7
[] koulussa on kivaa !
[] oikeestaan kesälomalla on tylsää
[] osaat aina uudet asiat koulussa heti

total: 0

ERNU

[] JAPANIIIIHH<3<3<3<3
[] MUUTETAAN JAPANIIN!
[] SIELLÄ AURINKO PAISTAA IHANASTI...
[] ... KUIN KYON PERSE <3<3<3 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[] ^^ <3

total: 0

PISSIS

[] no daa
[] juot teini-siiderii
[x] ja poltat
[] koska muutki kaveris polttaa
[] otat peilin kautta kuvia irc-galleriaan

total: 1

HEVARI

[] AINAKI 50 KILON EESTÄ KETJUJA HOUSUISSA
[x] \,,/
[] hevi on parasta!
[x] nahkatakit on jees
[] omistan metallica-paidan - melko pien se o jo.

total: 2

HIPPI

[] khakinvihree, oranssi ja tämmöset on vaikuttavia värejä vaatteissas
[] sulla on rastat
[] ja ruskeet semmoset
[] sulla on olkalaukku...
[] ...joka useimmiten on tosi alhaalla

total: 0

MÄKKILÄSKI

[x] nälkä
[x] ...vaik just söin!
[] sul on aina euro tai pari mukan, jos vaikka mäkki ois jossain lähellä
[] käyt vähintään viikoittain mäkissä
[x] itket kavereilles: "yhyyy oon läskiii!!"

total: 3

ROKKARI

[x] tupeeraat hiuksiis
[x] ja lakkaa menee....
[] pillifarkut on jees
[] ja fanipaidat
[x] myös tennarit kelpais

total: 3


Yhyy oon mäkkiläskiRokkari &lt;virne&gt;