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Lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi :D

Valitse neljä . . .

. . . mitkä sopivat minuun!

1.Todella seksikäs
2. Kaunis
3. Erittäin ruma
4. Hyvä suutelija
5. Huumorintajuinen
6. Mielipuoli
7. AD/HD
8. Laiha
9. Lihava
10. Kurvikas
11. Taitava
12. Nopea
13. Musikaalinen
14. Iloinen
15. Surullinen
16. Kyylä
17. Masokisti
18. Holtiton
19. Vaikea
20. Täydellinen
21. Homo/Lesbo

Lisää omaan päiväkirjaasi ja katso mitä mieltä muut ovat sinusta

Kaksi ystävystä vaelsi autiomaan halki. Kesken matkaa ystävykset
joutuivat sanaharkkaan ja alkoivat riidellä. Riita johti siihen, että
toinen läimäytti toista. Ystävä, jota toinen oli lyönyt, tuli pahalle
mielelle.Hiljaisena hän kirjoitti hiekkaan: "TÄNÄÄN PARAS YSTÄVÄNI LÖI
MINUA". Toinenkin oli kovin pahoillaan. Ystävykset sopivat riidan ja
jatkoivat matkaa, kunnes tulivat keitaalle. Siellä oli lähde ja he
päättivät kylpeä.Läimäyksen aikaisemmin saanut luiskahti kiveltä ja oli
hukkua lähteeseen,mutta ystävä ehti pelastaa hänet. Pelastuttuaan ja
kokemastaan elvyttyään hän kaiversi kiveen: "TÄNÄÄN PARAS YSTÄVÄNI
PELASTI HENKENI". Ystävä, joka oli häntä ensin lyönyt ja sitten
pelastanut, kysyi . "Kun löin sinua, kirjoitit siitä hiekkaan, ja nyt
hakkasit sanat kiveen. Miksi?" Toinen vastasi: "Kun joku tekee meille
jotain pahaa, se pitäisi kirjoittaa hiekkaan, jotta anteeksiannon tuulet
voivat viedä kirjoituksen mukanaan. Mutta kun joku tekee meille jotain
hyvää Meidän tulisi kaivertaa se kiveen, jottei kukaan voisi pyyhkiä
sitä pois ja unohtaa"...Opettele kirjoittamaan surusi hiekkaan ja
kaivertamaan onnesi kiveen.

Google on kaveri
Googleta hakusanoilla: "(nimesi) on" esim. "Matti on"
ja kopioi kymmenen ensimmäistä tulosta. Näin saat tietää jotain mitä et vielä tiennyt.



1. Essi on ollut Suomen almanakassa vuodesta 1964 lähtien ja nimestä tuli ... Vuoden 2005 loppuun mennessä Väestörekisterikeskuksen mukaan Essi-nimen on saanut ...
2. Pikkuinen ripaus puuttuvaa rohkeutta löytyi eilen, kun Essi irrotti otteensa isän käsistä ja käveli vakaasti kaikki kolme askelta äidin syliin. ...
3. Onneksi Essi on jo iso tyttö ja osaa oksentaa astiaan. ... Seuraava päivä meni kätevästi: Ex oli hoidossa, Essi makasi reporankana sohvalla ja minä sain .
4. Essi, tuo reipas ja ehtiväinen neitonen osallistuu myös vanhan talomme remontoimiseen ... Nyt Essi on jumissa tuulikaapissa, Mies komensi nimittäin neitosen ...
5. Kopissakaan ei ole koskaan hiljaista, jos nauravainen Essi on paikalla: hän kertoilee ... Niinpä kaksi hepuliherkkää jäsentämme Konu ja Essi yhdessä ovatkin ...
6. Essi on 8-vuotias punainen irlanninsetteri jolla todettiin kesällä -06 selässä reilu ... Essi kävi fysioterapiassa neljä kertaa kerran viikossa eli tuloksia ...
7. Otimme käteemme nipun valokuvia ja katselimme huvittuneina, miten Essi on muuttunut pienestä nyytistä kaikesta kiinnostuneeksi taaperoksi. ...
8. Nimi johtaa vieraita harhaan sillä Essi on kookas uros kissa :) ... Veljeni Tuomon mielestä Essi on normaalia pitempi kissa ja halusikin,että mittaamme ...
9. Suurimman osan tutkimusmateriaalista Essi on kerännyt haastattelemalla kalateollisuuden ... Essi on käsitellyt työssään muun muassa silakan jalostamiseen, ...
10. Pian Mintun saapumisen jälkeen äitini halusi oman lapinporokoiran. Mikälie Ilmiliekki eli Essi saapui Lapualle. Essi on hieman herkempi porokoira. ...

Kunnia tästä "syvällisestä" pohdinnasta kuuluu henkilölle, joka varmasti itsensä tunnistaa, jos sattuu tämän tekstin lukemaan.

Häämäännyin tänään oikein kunnolla kun sain puhelun kaveriltani. En siis hämmentynyt puhelusta vaan sen aiheesta. "Mikä tekee mokkapalojen pohjan ruskeeks?", kuului kysymys vastattuani puhelimeen. Siitä hämmennyin. Enhän mie nyt tommosseen kysymykseen osaa vastata. HETKINEN!!!! Osaanhan! Kaakaojauhe tietysti, kysymystä ei vain tule ajatelleeksi... (Äitini kyllä ehdotti että olisin vastannu että ku sitä pitää tarpeeks kauan uunissa ni kyl se ruskeeks muuttuu!) Sitten aloin miettimään, että minkä ihmeen takia taikinoihin kaiken maailman mössöjä lykätään? Siis kyllä niillä ainaki osalla on tekemistä muunkin kuin vain pelkän maun kanssa. Siis hiiva ja leivinjauhe nostattaa ja silleest... En nyt kyllä aio ajatusteni kulkua tämän enempää kirjoittaa, koska se olisi jo täyttä hepreaa, mutta kuitenkin tuo puhelu sai minut miettimään mitä kaikkea sinne taikinaan tungetaan ja miksi. Ja tietty että miks sitä pohjaa ei vaan voi paistaa niin kauan että se on ruskea???
Kiitokset näistä pohdinnoista.
Samaisen henkilön suusta on kuultu mm. "Ei se ollu siin viel eilenkää", kun totesin bussissa uuden pysäkin kohdalla että eipä tuohon vielä ole sitä katosta katosta laitettu!!!

What's wrong with the world, mama
People livin' like they ain't got no mamas
I think the whole world addicted to the drama
Only attracted to things that'll bring you trauma
Overseas, yeah, we try to stop terrorism
But we still got terrorists here livin'
In the USA, the big CIA
The Bloods and The Crips and the KKK
But if you only have love for your own race
Then you only leave space to discriminate
And to discriminate only generates hate
And when you hate then you're bound to get irate, yeah
Badness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how anger works and operates
Now, you gotta have love just to set it straight
Take control of your mind and meditate
Let your soul gravitate to the love, y'all, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt can you hear them cryin'?
Can you practice what you preach?
And would you turn the other cheek?

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love? (Love)

Where is the love? (The love)
Where is the love? (The love)
Where is the love?
The love, the love

It just ain't the same, always unchanged
New days are strange, is the world insane?
If love and peace is so strong
Why are there pieces of love that don't belong
Nations droppin' bombs
Chemical gasses fillin' lungs of little ones
With the ongoin' sufferin' as the youth die young
So ask yourself is the lovin' really gone
So I can ask myself really what is goin' wrong
In this world that we livin' in people keep on givin'
in
Makin' wrong decisions, only visions of them dividends
Not respectin' each other, deny thy brother
A war is goin' on but the reason's undercover
The truth is kept secret, it's swept under the rug
If you never know truth then you never know love
Where's the love, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the truth, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the love, y'all( come on yeah)

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I'm gettin' older, y'all, people gets colder
Most of us only care about money makin'
Selfishness got us followin' the wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images, it's the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids want to act like what they see in the cinema
Yo', whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness in equality
Instead in spreading love we're spreading animosity
Lack of understanding, leading lives away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' down
There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feelin' under (so ask yourself)
Gotta keep my faith alive till love is found

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)

-Black eyed peas-

Oletko koskaan...

[] myöhästynyt samalla viikolla koulusta yli 3 kertaa
[x] laulanut yksin kotona, mutta joku olikin kuullut laulusi
[x] jumittanut tietokoneella yli 5 tuntia
[x] murtanut jonkun luusi
[] käynyt parturissa/kampaajalla, ja kotona kauhistellut uutta hiustyyliäsi
[] matkustanut lentokoneella päiväntasaajan toiselle puolelle (en oo matkustanu lentsikal yhtää minnee
[x] lintsannut koulusta (vasta lukiossa!hv&sv)
[] hankkinut hiustenpidennystä
[x] pyörtynyt
[] nukahtanut tunnilla
[] voittanut jonkun lehden kilpailussa/kilpailuissa
[] syönyt karkkia niin paljon, että alkaa oksettaa
[] ollut sokerihumalassa
[x] joutunut korvaamaan esim. särkyneen ikkunan
[x] säikähtänyt kunnolla
[] pelännyt olla yksin kotona
[] mennyt väärään suuntaan rullaportaissa
[] shoppaillut yli 1000 euron edestä
[x] viskannut kännykän seinään tahallasi
[x] puhunut puhelimessa yli puolitoista tuntia
[] karannut koulusta
[x] kaatanut vahingossa jonkun päälle esim. kahvia (sori Tiina.. sun kahvit siin meni..)
[x] tehnyt gallupia
[x] ottanut aurinkoa ja palanut
[] ollut metsässä yötä (joka yö.. asunhan kannon alle kaivetussa kolossa)
[x] itkenyt yleisellä paikalla
[x] jäänyt vessaan lukkojen taakse
[] syönyt liikaa luumuja (tiedäthän seurauksen...)
[] saanut auringonpistosta
[x] ollut väärässä paikassa väärään aikaan
[x] nolostunut vieraiden edessä
[x] katsonut elokuvaa ja itkenyt sille
[x] kiivennyt jonnekkin korkealle etkä ole päässyt sieltä omin avuin pois
[x] menettänyt hermojasi esim. jonkin pelin kanssa
[] itkenyt onnesta
[] hävennyt vaatteitasi koulussa
[] saanut kirjoitettua päiväkirjaasi täyteen
[x] ihmetellyt miksi kaikki tuijottavat sinua
[] maistanut jotain ruokaa ja käynyt oksentamassa sen pois
[] pitänyt hiihdosta
[] varastanut ystävältäsi jotain
[x] tiskannut vapaaehtoisesti
[] meinannut tukehtua
[] ollut jossain onnettomuudessa
[] rikkonut hotellin omaisuutta
[] liftannut
[x] meinannut kuolla

Kaksi enkeliä tuli matkallaan rikkaan perheen luo yöpyäkseen Heidän luonaan.

Perhe oli piittaamaton, ja enkelit saivat nukkua kylmässä kellarihuoneessa.

Kun he olivat menossa nukkumaan vanhempi enkeli näki kolon seinässä ja

korjasi sen. Nuorempi enkeli kysyi miksi hän korjasi kolon.

Asiat eivät ole aina sellaisia, kuin luulemme niiden olevan.


Seuraavan yön enkelit yöpyivät köyhässä talossa. Kiltti

isäntäväki jakoi päivällisensä heidän kanssaan, ja enkelit saivat nukkua

isäntäväen vuoteessa. Kun kaikki heräsivät seuraavana aamuna talon ainoa

elinkeino, ainoa lehmä makasi kuolleena niityllä.

Nuorempi enkeli oli vihainen ja kysyi vanhemmalta, kuinka tämä voi sallia

sellaisen tapahtuvan.


Autoit ilkeää isäntää, mutta nämä jakoivat meidän kanssamme vähästään ja

sinä annoit heidän ainoan lehmänsä kuolla.

Asiat eivät aina ole kuin luulemme. Kun olimme kylmässä kellarissa näin,

että kolossa oli kultaa, siksi korjasin kolon jottei isäntä sitä löytäisi.

Köyhään taloon tuli yöllä kuoleman enkeli noutamaan

talon emäntää, joten annoin lehmän hänen sijastaan.

Asiat eivät ole niin kuin luulemme niiden olevan.


Joskus tapahtuu jotain, josta olemme onnettomia. Usko,että jokainen

tapaus on omaksi eduksesi.


Tulee aika jolloin saat tietää... Jotkut ihmiset tulevat nopeasti

elämäämme ja katoavat yhtä nopeasti.


Joistain ihmisistä tulee ystäviämme ja he jäävät pitkäksi ajaksi

elämäämme.

He jättävät jälkiä sydämeemme. Meistä ei enää ikinä tule entisen kaltaisia,

koska opimme tuntemaan hyvän ystävän.


Eilinen on historiaa. Huominen on arvoitus.


Tänään on lahja ja siksi se on nimeltään nykyisyys.


Elä ja nauti jokaisesta silmänräpäyksestä. Ota pieni enkeli, ja suojele

sitä.

Hän suojelee sinua.

Nettitestit ovat todella mielenkiintoisia... Eräiden testien mukaan olen:

Massateini-testi: 22% massateini.
Hyvä ihminen-testi: 57% hyvä ihminen.
Henkinen ikä-testi: Henkinen ikänion 21 vuotta.
Tylsyys-testi:70% tylsä.
Amis-testi: 17% amis.
Elitisti-testi: 39% Elitisti.
Insinööri-testi: 26% insinööri.
Kyylä-testi: 39% kyylä.
Inhetero-testi: 31% inhetero.
Friikki-testi: 13% friikki.
Kuolema-testi: Kuolen 30.3.2060
Psykopaatti-testi:35% psykopaatti.

Noniin. Annan sinulle kysymyksiä ja sinä käyt osoitteessa http://www.lintukoto.net/viihde/oraakkeli/ kyselemässä kysymykset oraakkelilta ja kirjoitat oraakkelin vastaukset tänne. HUOM! Saat muotoilla kysymykset haluamaasi kieleen, tyyliin tai murteeseen tai vaihtaa sana järjestystä, mutta kysymyksessä pitää olla sama juoni. Nyt kirjoittamaan.

1. Mikä minun nimeni on?
Henni

2. Missä asun?
Tuolla noin, ei kovin kaukaa täältä

3.mikä olen?
Pieni prinsessa jonka patjan alla on herne

4. Millainen olen?
Tuottaako vittuilu sulle oikeasti jotain sairasta nautintoa? Säälittävää.

5. Kuka olen?
Olet poikittainen bitti koodissani.

6. Mikä on ollut kaikista tärkeintä elämässäni?
Uteliaisuus, vaikket sitä varmaan suostukaan myöntämään itsellesi.

7. Mikä on ollut kaikista turhinta elämässäni?
Sielukkuus.

8. Mikä on arvokkain asia mielestäni maailmassa?
Rakkaus on aina tärkein. Ja läheisyys

9. Miltä näytän?
Uudelta.

10. Miltä tunnun?
Lanttulaatikolta.

11. Miltä maistun?
Hieltä.

12. Miltä tuoksun?
Hyvältä, kunnes teet asialle jotain.

13. Missä minun kuuluisi olla?
Ei ainakaan tällä planeetalla

14. Mistä minut löytää?
Halikosta

15. Miten minut tavoittaa?
En ylläpidä mitään osoiterekisteriä.

16. Ikäni?
Ei niin vanha kuin miltä näyttää

17. Sukupuoleni?
Että mitä että?