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No niin naiset, ei muuta kuin rastia ruutuun jos kuvaus täsmää. Testin tehtyäsi saat selville kuulutko hihitteleviin pinkkiprinsessoihin vai tunnetko olosi kotoisammaksi karskin äijälauman keskellä. Ja siltä väliltä...

[ ] En juo kahvia
[1] Meikkaan lähes joka päivä
[2] Pidän hameita
[3] Tykkään lauluista, joissa kerrotaan rakkaudesta
[ ] Kuuntelen poppia
[4] Kuuntelen klassista
[5] Hihitän
[ ] Minulla on kauniit kasvot
[6] En koske mielelläni likaisiin asioihin
[7] Hiukset ovat ikuinen ongelma
[ ] Inhoan sadetta
[8] Minua harmittaa, jos sotken vaatteeni
[9] Kiljahdan, jos säikähdän kunnolla
[??] Pojat on kivoja
[ ] Tiedän, että ainakin viisi kundia on ollut kiinnostunut minusta
[ ] Matkustan kaikki kilometriä pidemmät matkat autolla
[ ] Ihastun helposti
[ ] Mutta ihastukset menevät myös helposti ohi
[9½] Pidän kilteistä pojista enemmän kuin koviksista
[10½] Pelkään pimeää
[11½] Pelkään korkeita paikkoja
[12] Pelkään hämähäkkejä
[ ] En röyhtäile julkisesti
[13] Rakastan shoppailua
[ ] Ja minulla on varaa kunnon tuhlaukseen
[ ] Vaaleanpunainenkin on ihan kiva
[ ] En osaa puolustautua, jos kimppuuni hyökkäisi mies
[14] Pysyn hyvin pystyssä korkkareilla, joissa on 15 cm korko
[ ] Syön terveellisesti
[15] Minulla on monta läheistä tyttökaveria.
[16] Tykkään käyttää koruja
[ ] Pidän kasvoistani

Olen...

[17] vetänyt toista naista hiuksista tai raapinut
[18] Korjannut sukkahousuja kynsilakalla
[ ] Kurkkinut kaverin kylpyhuoneen kaappiin
[19] Keikistellyt peilin edessä
[20] puhunut puhelimessa tunnin jos toisenkin putkeen ystävän kanssa
[21] Vetänyt naamaan ison levyn suklaata kerralla
[22] Siivonnut hulluna kun joku kertoo tulevansa kylään lyhyellä varotusajalla
[ ] Silittänyt alushousuja
[ ] Kuunnellut korvat höröllä Dr.Philin viisauksia
[23] Haaveillut rikkaasta miehestä
[24] Kutonut kangaspuilla
[25] Käynyt manikyyrissä
= 25
0-10 = sä oot kuule tosimies!
11-20 = oot yhtä naisellinen ku Marilyn Manson
21-28 = miesmäisiä piirteitä on havaittavissa mutta silloin tällöin sisäinen naisesi pyrkii esiin
29-36 = normi nainen
37-43 = aika diiva
44-49 = oot naiseuden multihuipentuma.. naisellisempaa saa hakea.

Pakko kyllä sanoo, että vihaan selkäänpuukottajia! Ja vielä enemmän ns. "ystäviä", jotka sitten iskevät vittu veihellä selkään heti ku on mahollisuus.
Oon ihan hiton vihanen! En tee kyllä enää minkäänlaisia palveluksia yms muita juttuja tän tyypin eteen. Tämän siitä saa, kun auttaa kaveriaan parhaansa mukaan ja sitten palkaks tuleekin kuvaannollisesti nyrkki vasten kasvoja. HAAAIISTA PAASKAAA!!!

Fuck it all, fuck this world, fuck everything that you stand for!

Day 01 - Your favorite song at the moment
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds of you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song that you used to love but now hate
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 19 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 20 - Your favorite song at this time last year
Day 21 - Your favorite song



Day 22 - Your least favorite song
Day 23 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 24 - A song from a band you hate
Day 25 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 26 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 27 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 28 - A song from your favorite album
Day 29 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 30 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 31 - A song from your childhood

Day 01 - Your favorite song at the moment
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds of you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song that you used to love but now hate
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 19 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 20 - Your favorite song at this time last year



Day 21 - Your favorite song
Day 22 - Your least favorite song
Day 23 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 24 - A song from a band you hate
Day 25 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 26 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 27 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 28 - A song from your favorite album
Day 29 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 30 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 31 - A song from your childhood

Day 01 - Your favorite song at the moment
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds of you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song that you used to love but now hate
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 19 - A song that makes you feel guilty



Day 20 - Your favorite song at this time last year
Day 21 - Your favorite song
Day 22 - Your least favorite song
Day 23 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 24 - A song from a band you hate
Day 25 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 26 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 27 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 28 - A song from your favorite album
Day 29 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 30 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 31 - A song from your childhood

Day 01 - Your favorite song at the moment
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds of you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song that you used to love but now hate
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh



Day 19 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 20 - Your favorite song at this time last year
Day 21 - Your favorite song
Day 22 - Your least favorite song
Day 23 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 24 - A song from a band you hate
Day 25 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 26 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 27 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 28 - A song from your favorite album
Day 29 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 30 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 31 - A song from your childhood

Day 01 - Your favorite song at the moment
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds of you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song that you used to love but now hate
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral



Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 19 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 20 - Your favorite song at this time last year
Day 21 - Your favorite song
Day 22 - Your least favorite song
Day 23 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 24 - A song from a band you hate
Day 25 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 26 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 27 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 28 - A song from your favorite album
Day 29 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 30 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 31 - A song from your childhood

Day 01 - Your favorite song at the moment
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds of you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song that you used to love but now hate
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when youÂ’re sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding



Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 19 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 20 - Your favorite song at this time last year
Day 21 - Your favorite song
Day 22 - Your least favorite song
Day 23 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 24 - A song from a band you hate
Day 25 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 26 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 27 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 28 - A song from your favorite album
Day 29 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 30 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 31 - A song from your childhood

Nyt saa tää riittää, oon saanu tarpeeks tältä erää
En haluu nähdä enää ketään, en kenenkään vierestä herää
Onx kaikki jätkät kusipäitä, hyväkskäyttää sit antaa jäitä
Tätä menoo ei tuu ikinä häitä, kumpa voisin elää ilman näitä
Toisaalta en voi mä itseeni syyttää, ennen kuin niitä alan synnyttää
Ei kiinnosta perääsi kyttää, en silti voi luottaa yhtään

Ei heru, ei heru, ei heru, ei

Mikä teitä miehiä riivaa, oliks lapsuus yhtä piinaa
Onko kusettaminen kivaa, ei omatuntoo ollenkaan
Entäs kun se oikee dumppaa, ei tarvii tehdä aivojumppaa
Ku joli veret aivoist pumppaa, seki veltostuu ku juotte skumppaa
En tarkoita haukkuu teit tyhmäks, on teillä varmasti helpompaa, ain
Tehdä päätökset, jättää tunteet narikkaan

Ei heru...

Day 01 - Your favorite song at the moment
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds of you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song that you used to love but now hate
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when you’re angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when you’re happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when you’re sad



Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 19 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 20 - Your favorite song at this time last year
Day 21 - Your favorite song
Day 22 - Your least favorite song
Day 23 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 24 - A song from a band you hate
Day 25 - A song that is a guilty pleasure
Day 26 - A song that you hear often on the radio
Day 27 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 28 - A song from your favorite album
Day 29 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 30 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 31 - A song from your childhood