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SINKKUELÄMÄÄ!!Tiistai 18.09.2007 18:11

CARRIE
[ ] Rakastan kenkiä
[ ] Olen ollut kiinni samassa tyypissä jo monta vuotta
[x] Käytän mitä kummallisimpia vaatteita
[x] Tykkään kirjoittamisesta
[x] Poltan
[ ] ...mutta voisin lopettaa polttamisen seurustelukumppanin takia
[ ] Minulla on kiharat hiukset
[ ] Olen seurustellut itseäni yli 10 vuotta vanhemman ihmisen kanssa

yht. 3

MIRANDA
[x] Osaan kuunnella ihmisiä
[x] Sanon mielipiteeni yleensä todella suoraan
[ ] Olen punapää
[x] Olen rakastunut baarimikkoon
[ ] Olen omistautunut työlleni
[ ] Lakiasiat ovat kiinnostavia
[x] Olen ollut koukussa tv-sarjaan
[x] Minulla on kissa

yht. 5

CHARLOTTE
[x] Olen hyvin vanhanaikainen romantiikan suhteen
[ ] Voisin vaihtaa uskontoa avioliiton takia
[ ] Käytän paljon helmiä
[x] Olen brunette
[ ] Voisin adoptoida lapsen Kiinasta
[x] Olen kiinnostunut taiteesta
[x] Olen harrastanut/harrastan ratsastusta
[x] Haaveilen unelmahäistä

yht. 5

SAMANTHA
[x] En murehdi liikoja
[ ] Vaihdan kundeja kuin sukkia
[ ] Omistan useita peruukkeja
[ ] Olen blondi
[x] Voisin toimia pr-alalla
[x] Olen itsevarma
[ ] Nuoremmat miehet viehättävät minua
[x] Sitoutuminen on ahdistavaa

yht.4

Elikäs Mä oon joko charlotte tai miranda.... varmaan enemmän kyl miranda...

elikkäs tänään 13+1Torstai 13.09.2007 14:40

tai ultran mukaan 13+3 mut sitä päivää ei muutettu.... se oli aikas veikee kaveri :) ensin katsottiin mahan päältä sitä ja nähtii kaikki kadet ja jalat ja se sai siit sen niskapoimujutskan ja sit kun oli se sisäinen et saadaan vähän parempii kuvia niin mun piti tökkii sitä hereille mahan päältä <virne> siinä kun vähän olin tökkiny niin se alko heräillä ja ensin se krapsutti korvaa sit se heilutteli käsiä sit se rupes vähän kääntyilee ja lopuks se innostu ihan tosissaa rieuhumaan <hymy> se oli aika fantsuu katteltavaa kun se tökkiminen liikkeet ja riehuminen näky siin ruudus mut niit liikkeitä ei viel tunne.... saatiin tosi hyvii kuvii mukaan mut ei olla saatu niit viel koneelle samoin kun ei niit edellisiikää... vertasin niit kuvii ja se on ihan sairaasti kasvanu.... ne aikasemmat kuvat on pienempii kun sen pää nyt.....

huomenna ultra ja 13 viikko alkaa.Tiistai 11.09.2007 21:49

huhMaanantai 10.09.2007 20:13

nyt on kotiuduttu ja pörrö ja pirpana haettu ja tavarat kannettu sisää ja kommenttihelvetti purettu.... sähköposti on viel purkamatta... iha kiva reissu oli mutta kyllä oli jo ikävä suomeen ja kissojen luo... ylihuomenna heti sinne ultraan oikopäätä....

Naistutkimus - alkuaine: NainenMaanantai 10.09.2007 20:11

Naistutkimus pitäisi olla
säädetty pakolliseksi
aineeksi miehille ennen
avioon siirtymistä.
Haluamme auttaa osaltamme
asiaa julkaisemmalla
ydinasiat.

Aine: Nainen
Lyhenne: N, W, F
Keksijä: Aatami
Atomipaino:
Hyväksyttävissä 65 kilon
tietämillä, mutta
tiedetään vaihtelevan 45
ja 90:n välillä.
Esiintyy: Tiheinä
keskittyminä
kaupunkilaisalueilla.

Fyysiset ominaisuudet:

1. Pintaa peittää yleensä
erilaisten kemikaalien
yhdistelmä.
2. Kiehahtaa
pienimmästäkin syystä,
muuttuu hyytäväksi ilman
syytä
3. Sulaa käsiin, jos
käsitellään
asiaankuuluvasti
4. Kitkerä
väärinkäytettynä


Kemialliset ominaisuudet:

1. Reagoi hyvin kiihkeästi
kultaan, hopeaan,
platinaan ja jalokiviin
2. Pystyy absorboimaan
suuria määriä kalliita
hyväntuoksuisia nesteitä.
3. Saattaa räjähtää
spontaanisti, jos jätetään
yksin miehen seuraan
4. Reagoi hitaasti
lämpimään nesteeseen
upotettuna, mutta
reagointiaika pienenee
kohtuullisilla
alkoholimäärillä.
5. Vääntyy, mikäli
painetta kohdistetaan
oikeisiin paikkoihin.


Käyttötarkoitukset:

1. Erittäin
koristeellinen, varsinkin
kalliissa urheiluautoissa
2. Yksi parhaista
rahavarantojenvähennyseste
reistä.
3. Oikein kohdeltuna suuri
apu rentoutumisessa.
4. Väärin kohdeltuna suuri
haitta yritettäessä
rentoutua.


Tunnistetaan seuraavilla
testeillä:

1. Punastuu yläposkista,
mikäli tavataan
luonnollisessa asussaan.
2. Muuttuu vihreäksi
havaitessaan paremman
näköisen lajitoverinsa.


Varoitus :

1. Erittäin vaarallinen
kokemattomissa käsissä.
2. On laitonta omistaa
enemmän kuin yksi.

Mitä tästä opimme?
Naistutkimus on
hyödyllistä.
MÄÄRITELMÄ
Vauvaksi kutsutaan ihmisolentoa, joka on hyvin pieni jo syntyessään.
MERKKI
Vauvoja on kahta eri merkkiä, tyttöjä ja poikia. Ne ovat rakenteeltaan miltei samanlaiset ja niillä voidaankin osoittaa vain yksi eroavaisuus jonka perusteella ne on tunnistettavissa: pojilla on siniset tossut ja tytöllä punaiset.
*mb02

IKÄ
Vauvat ovat yleisesti ottaen hyvin nuoria. Ryppyisyys ei suinkaan merkitse, että vauva olisi käytetty. Sitä paitsi rypyt voidaan tehokkaan ruokinnan avulla helposti poistaa.
VÄRI
Mikäli rajoitumme Koti-Suomen oloihin, on vauva syntyessään väriltään punainen, keltainen tai punakeltainen. Myöhemmin vauvat muuttuvat ihonvärisiksi.

HANKINTAKUSTANNUKSET
Vauva on kallis sijoitus. Hankintaa helpottaa suuresti se että nykyisin vauva voidaan hankkia jopa ilman käsirahaa ja erittäin pitkällä maksuajalla. Maksuaika on tavallisesti 20 - 25 vuotta, jopa enemmänkin. 2 - 9 kappaleen erissä hankittuna vauvat tulevat halvemmiksi.

TEKNISET TIEDOT
Pituus ja paino ovat suureita joihin kiinnitetään ensimmäisenä huomiota. Nämä loppujen lopuksi hyvinkin epäolennaiset mitat vaihtelevat vauvakohtaisesti, eräänlaisina karkeina ohjearvoina ovat 45 - 55 cm pituudessa ja 3 - 5 kg painossa.
Tilavuus on erittäin suuri. Vauva tarvitsee polttoainetäydennyksen 4 - 6 tunnin väliajoin. Aluksi polttoaineena käytetään erikoisainetta, mutta kun sitä ei ole enää saatavissa, käytetään maitoa, jonka oktaaniluku on 50. Vauvan vanhetessa lisätään oktaanilukua 66,6:een ja lopuksi 100:aan.
Tiheys on äärimmäisen huono, sillä vauva vuotaa molemmista päistä, ja varsinkin alapäästä vuoto on runsasta. Sen vuoksi tiivisteet on vaihdettava muutaman tunnin välein.
Maksimikosteus on verrattain helposti saavutettavissa. Tällöin on syytä ryhtyä erikoistoimenpiteisiin (kts. tarkemmin kohta Huolto).
Äänitaso on alussa verrattain alhainen, mutta kasvaa suoraan verrannollisena ryppyjen häviämisen kuutioon.
Hajukynnys, kuten esim. äänitaso, ovat suureita, joihin vanhempien ohella myöskin naapurit kiinnittävät erityistä huomiota. Hajukynnys säilyy kuitenkin maksimiarvossaan vain parin ensimmäisen käyttövuoden ajan.
Vielä on huomattava että toimintayksikössä merkkiä vauva vaikuttavat energian ja aineen häviämättömyyden lait sekä myöskin vaimentamattoman värähtelijän ja pyörähtelijän laki.

HUOLTO
Vauvaa käytetään määräaikaishuollossa neuvolassa. Tavallisimpina huoltotoimenpiteinä ovat tällöin katseleminen, venyttäminen mittausta varten, reikien pisteleminen vauvaan sekä kehuminen. Lisäksi annetaan käyttäjille ohjeita eri tilanteita varten.

Määräaikaishuoltojen välisinä aikoina ovat tärkeimmät huoltotoimenpiteet pesu, voitelu ja ilmaus. Pesu suoritetaan päivittäin kehonlämpöisellä vedellä ammeessa. Pesukonetta ja "hohtavan valkoisiksi" tekeviä pesuaineita ei ole syytä käyttää. Pesun jälkeen vauva kierretään hellävaraisesti kuivaksi. Narulle ripustaminen on tarpeetonta. Voitelu suoritetaan välittömästi pesun ja kuivauksen jälkeen sivelemällä vauva öljyllä. Erityisen huolellisesti on öljyttävä vauvan alapää sekä nivelet. Ilmaus suoritetaan aina polttoainetäydennyksen jälkeen kohottamalla vauva pystyasentoon. Ilman mukana poistuu usein myöskin liika polttoaine - ilmaajan kauluksille.

TAKUU
Synnytyslaitos ei anna vauvalle minkäänlaista takuuta. Em. Ohjeita seuraamalla vauva kuitenkin kesyyntyy suhteellisen helposti ja syö jo muutaman kuukauden ikäisenä kädestä. Myöhemmin se lopettaa myöskin epäluuloisen tuijotuksen ja lakkaa murisemasta vieraille.

ruossi kussuuKeskiviikko 29.08.2007 16:15

tänää kitit hoitoo ja vantaata kohti ja huomenna alkaa matka kohti ruotsia....

ärsytyttääSunnuntai 26.08.2007 23:17

katoin bb extran siinä pelossa et olisin näkyny mut en onneks... <virne> vittu mitä suosimista oulussa.... ihan sama kun idolsissaki.... kai siin oulus on jotain kun kaikki aina suosii sitä.... mä kyl kannustan sitä presidentiks pyrkivää se oli just hauska ja sil oli aineki tavotteet korkealla <virne> vaikka sekin tais olla oulusta.... toivon vaan ettei tällä kaudella oo samanlaista meininkii kun viimekaudella.... sellasta pissistouhuu et hyvä ettei yrjö lentäny.... aitous ja ykköskausi kunniaan... toivottavasti tällä kaudella olis ees samanlainen taso.... miten ne saattokin valita viime kaudella sellasia sinne täloon huh huh....