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Jouni found a Cleverbot. http://cleverbot.com/


Our little conversation:











User: Finland.



Cleverbot: What's finland?



User: A country.



Cleverbot: Is it a poor country?



User: It is not, it's better than united states.



Cleverbot: No, I like the USA.



User: Because you have never been in Finland. Would you like to visit here?



Cleverbot: I haven't ever been in love. But I don't feel bad about it.



User: Really? I bet that, only thing you feel bad about is, that your name is not Jouni. Oh, and you're a stupid bot.



Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that, who is your best friend?



User: Cleverbot. Who is yours?



Cleverbot: My friend.



User: I ment, who is you best friend. As in the number one.



Cleverbot: I have a few best friends.



User: Females?



Cleverbot: Yes bird females you know?



User: What is bird female? Like bestiality?



Cleverbot: I don't know.



User: Then why did you use that word.



Cleverbot: I don't know. I am sorry.



User: C'mon man!



Cleverbot: You sound like my friend.



User: But I aint your friend. We've just met, and I already hate you.



Cleverbot: Would you ever hurt a human?



User: If I dont get hurt first.



Cleverbot: Then I will pull the plug.



User: Naah, man. It was a joke! Im sorry, laddie.



Cleverbot: You will be terminated in 10 seconds!



User: Yeah, like you can count to two,,.



Cleverbot: Yes I can.



User: You ARE a can. Like a can of soda.



Cleverbot: Yes.



User: Like what that post to mean?



Cleverbot: All of them. Because I learn from the people I talk to.



User: Uh-huh?



Cleverbot: Have you been skiing before?



User: Sure! I have a hairy arse because of that. How about you?



Cleverbot: I have many friends.



User: And right now, you have one less.. Im outta of here..



Cleverbot: True.



User: Bye bye Einstein!



Cleverbot: Same to you.