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Oinas
Maistelee tyylikkäästi ja tahdikkaasti ostamaansa viiniä tai olutta. Päällepäin ei huomaa vaikka olisi kuinka peet olalla, paitsi siinä vaiheessa, kun oinas vetää tyylikkäät ilmalennot baarin portaissa ja hukkaa kännykkänsä.

Härkä
Vetää pullotolkulla mielijuomaansa, pikkuhiljaa alkaa silmät lupsamaan ja härkä saa jopa pari sanaa suustaan. Ensin härkä väsyy, sitten pari paukkua lisää ja härkä laulaa suu ammollaan karaokea muiden mukana. Yleensä löytää kotiin, mutta saattaa toisinaan herätä mukavan lämpöiseltä vessan lattialta.

Kaksonen
Kaksonen ottaa reippaasti ja sen kyllä huomaa. Suu käy yhtä paljon ja rasittavasti kuin selvänä.Ainoa ero on, että puhe sammaltaa. No, kädet käy sitten sitäkin enemmän, ei ole väliä onko oman vai vieraan jalka kyseessä.

Rapu
Rapu ryyppää kalsarikännit kotona, toisinaan lähtee baariin, mutta siellä yleensä muistaa olla siivosti. Joskus menee vähän yli, mutta tiettävästi siitä ei riitä puhuttavaa viikkoa pidempään. Ravut ovat taipuvaisia tissutteluun.

Leijona
Leijonalla ei pahemmin ääni muutu kellossa, meno vaan yltyy. Jos leijonalle on normaalia hyppiä pöydillä ja pussata baarimikkoja, tuskin kattorakenteetkaan jäävät rauhaan. Kunhan vain kaikki huomaavat!

Neitsyt
Neitsyt on nipo juomansa suhteen ja juo sitä säästeliäästi aina kahteen paukkuun asti. Sen jälkeen lasissa alkaa olla enemmän viinaa kuin lantrinkia. Ja sen kyllä huomaa. Estyneestä neitsyestä tulee seksipeto tai vähintään naisten/miesten naurattaja.

Vaaka
Vaaka on yhtä hilpeä kännissä kuin selvinkin päin, lisäksi meno alkaa yltyä ainakin flirttailun suhteen. Vaaka suostuu juomaan vain hienosta lasista pikkusormi pystyssä. Aamu meneekin sitten vieraassa asunnossa alushousuja etsien.

Skorpioni
Skorpioni juo vain vaarallisia juomia, kuten viskiä. Kaikkialla hän näkee mahdollisen seksikumppanin eikä unohda tehdä sitä selväksi, olipa kyseessä varattu tai vapaa saalis. Loppuillasta hän saattaa jopa laittaa rähinän pystyyn, mikäli samaa tyyppiä onkin saapunut iskemään kilpailija.

Jousimies
Jousimiehellä menee aina lujaa, mutta kun viinaa sotketaan joukkoon,alkaa meno mennä melkoiseksi tohinaksi. Ajan- ja paikantaju katoaa, (usein myös tavaroita tai ainakin rahaa.) Jos on hyvä päivä, illasta tulee mitä onnistunein, Jos on huono päivä, saavat sen kanssaryyppäritkin kokea nahoissaan. Itkuhan sieltä aamumorkkiksessa voikin sitten tulla, kun jousimies luulee ettei kukaan näe. Vasta sitten Hän havahtuu, että on nukkunut yönsä jatkopaikan sohvalla koira kainalossa.

Kauris
Kauris alkaa puhua kaikkitietäväiseen sävyyn ja jakelee auliisti neuvoja alkuillasta. Kännissä kauris vapautuu ja todennäköisesti saa iskettyä itselleen seuraa. Kauris on kuitenkin harvoin se, joka oksentaa naapuripöydän tuoppien päälle. Uusia ystäviä hän kyllä hankkii kymmeniä, jotka sitten aamun valjetessa jäävät unholaan ja kauris palaa taas ylhäiseen yksinäisyyteensä.

Vesimies
Vesimiehelle maistuu toisinaan muukin kuin vesi. Ja jopa useita päiviä putkeen, kunhan draivi saadaan päälle. Flirttailu on myös veskarin lempipuuhaa ja saattaapa vesimies eksyä baaritiskille tilailemaan sitä vettäkin illan viimeisten hitaiden aikaan.

Kalat
Kalat rakastaa ryyppäämistä. Kaikki juomat maistuu, sekä omat että muiden. Ilo on irti alkuillasta ja loppuillasta on vieraana rähinä, itku tai naapurin varattu tyyppi.

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Auta kissaa valloittamaan Irc-Galleria
Lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi!

A = ka
B = zu
C = mi
D = te
E = ku
F = lu
G = ji
H = ri
I = ki
J = zu
K = me
L = ta
M = rin
N = to
O = mo
P = no
Q = ke
R = shi
S = ari
T = chi
U = do
V = ru
W = mei
X = na
Y = fu
Z = zi


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Joni-zumotoki
Pete- nokuchiku
henna- rikutotoka
akseli- kamearikutaki
anders- katotekushiari
karri- mekashishiki
konsta- memotoarichika

MUSIIKKI & STUFF
1. Kesän parhaat bändit? -nightwish
2. Kesän parhaat artistit? - ^
3. Kesän parhaat biisit? - tytöt tykkää
4. Kesän parhaat albumit? -nightwish
5. Paras kesähitti? - monia
6. Huonoin kesähitti? -
7. Näitkö lempibändejäsi livenä?
8. Paras Tv-sarja? -
9. Entäpä leffa? - hannibal rising
10. Näyttelijä? -brad pitt
11. Kirja? - raamattu

IHMISET ?
1. Kenen kanssa vietit aikaa eniten? - Mieheni ja Eveliinan<3
2. Keiden kanssa parhaat kesämuistot? - Mieheni ja Eveliina<3
3. Tapasitko uusia? - En
4. Riitelitkö usein? - En
5. Ihastuitko/rakastuitko? - Kyllä=)
6. Yhdenillan juttuja? -Ei ei
7. Petyitkö ihmisiin? - En
8. Olisitko halunnut viettää enemmän aikaa kenenkään kanssa? -Nojoo
9. Vietitkö liikaa aikaa jonkun kanssa? - En

ITSE ?
1. Mitkä asiat kesässä olivat tärkeitä? - Perhe
2. Oletko muuttunut jotenkin, miten? - jaa enpä tiiä
3. Haluaisitko muuttaa jotain? - jotain joo
4. Oletko oppinut uutta? - joo ehkä
5. Kadutko jotain? - en
6. Olisitko jättänyt jotain tekemättä? - en.
7. Olisitko tahtonut tehdä jotain mitä et tehnyt? - joo
8. Tahtoisitko elää jonkun päivän uudestaan? - kyllä! Hääpäivän
9. Olisitko tahtonut jättää jonkun päivän elämättä? - no joo, jotku tylsät päivät.

MUISTOJA ?
1. Matkustelitko? - kyl.
2. Ulkomailla vai kotimaassa? - ruotsissa
3. Kävitkö festareilla? - en
4. ...Jos et, mihin olisit tahtonut?
5. Bileissä? - en
6. Miiteissä? - en
7. Rannalla? - en
8. Parhaat muistot? - häämatka muistot=)
9. Parhaat päivämäärät? - siitä päivästä asti kun menin naimisiin<3
10. Paskimmat päivät? - työpäivät=(