IRC-Galleria

Hitleröintiä Hämptonissa!Torstai 07.08.2008 22:53

Ohhohhoijaa.

Hitler ei vastustellut kun puhuin nätisti ja hymyilin somasti.

Sain tahtoni läpi, viikonlopusta tulee siis jymyjuttu!

Mutta tuskin edes tarkoitin sitä mitä sanoin Hitlerille, kunhan yritin vain.

Pappa och mummu betalar, love juu gais!

HYVÄSTI HÄMPTONIN AUSCHWITZ -kämping!

P.S. Maakus saa selkäänsä kun nään sen! <3

[Ei aihetta]Torstai 07.08.2008 22:48

Jos saat yli 50, OOT HUORA
Jos saat alle 15, OOT PELLE

Säännöt
* Plussaa yhteen kaikki tekemäsi asiat
* Ei ole pakko kertoa mitä olet tehnyt
* Jos ihmiset haluavat tietää, niin kysykööt

Oletko koskaan..
01. Polttanut tupakkaa
02. Juonut alkoholia
03. Nukkunut samassa sängyssä vastakkaista sukupuolta olevan kanssa
04. Nukkunut samassa sängyssä samaa sukupuolta olevan kanssa
05. Suudellut samaa sukupuolta olevaa
06. Harrastanut seksiä
07. Ollut huoneessasi jonkun muun kuin perheenjäsenesi kanssa
08. Katsonut pornoa
09. Ostanut pornoa
10. Tehnyt huumeita
Total: 8

01. Ottanut särkylääkkeitä
02. Ottanut jonkun muun reseptilääkkeitä
03. Valehdellut vanhemmillesi
04. Valehdellut ystävällesi
05. Livahtanut salaa ulos
06. Tehnyt jotain laitonta
07. Viillellyt itseäsi
08. Satuttanut toista tahallisesti
09. Toivonut jonkun kuolevan
10. Nähnyt jonkun kuolevan
Total: 8

01. Harrastanut kimppaseksiä
02. Ollut ulkona koko yön
03. Syönyt paketillisen jäätelöä yksin
04. Ollut terapeutilla
05. Ollut katkaisuhoidossa
06. Värjännyt hiuksesi
07. Kielisuudellut
08. Ollut auto-onnettomuudessa
09. Ollut yökerhossa
10. Ollut baarissa
Total: 6

01. Ollut villeissä bileissä
02. Ollut strippiklubilla
03. Juonut enemmän kuin kolme kaljaa yhtenä yönä
04. Ollut kesälomalla Floridassa
05. Nuuskinut kaikkea
06. Käyttänyt mustaa kynsilakkaa
07. Käyttänyt käsirautoja
08. Käyttänyt bändipaitoja
09. Kuunnellut räppiä
10. Omistanut 50 Centin CD:n
Total: 8

01. Pukeutunut gootiksi/goottimaisesti
02. Pukeutunut pissikseksi/pissismäisesti
03. Pukeutunut punkkariksi/punkkarimaisesti
04. Ollut ulkona alasti päivällä
05. Varastanut jotain
06. Ollut liian kännissä muistaaksesi mitään
07. Sammunut
08. Pyörtynyt
09. Ihastunut naapuriin
10. Huomannut jonkun livahtavan salaa huoneeseesi
Total: 7

01. Livahtanut salaa jonkun muun huoneeseen
02. Ihastunut parhaaseen ystävääsi
03. Ihastunut parhaan ystäväsi poika/tyttöystävään
04. Ollut konsertissa
05. Ollut kutsuttuna huoraksi/lutkaksi
06. Kutsunut jotain huoraksi/lutkaksi
07. Omistanut auton
08. Rikkonut ikkunan
09. Käynyt suihkussa vastakkaista sukupuolta olevan talossa
10. Harjannut hampaasi jonkun muun hammasharjalla
Total: 6

01. Sanonut Tupacin olevan lempiräppärisi
02. Nähnyt K-15 elokuvan
03. Nähnyt K-18 elokuvan
04. Lintsannut koulusta
05. Ollut leikkauksessa
06. Haavoittunut vakavasti
07. Joutunut oikeuteen
08. Livahtanut ulos ravintolasta maksamatta
09. Sammuttanut ison tulipalon
10. Valehdellut ikäsi
Total: 6

01. Omistanut/vuokrannut asunnon
02. Rikkonut lakia poliisin läsnä ollessa
03. Pettänyt poika/tyttöystävääsi
04. Joutunut ongelmiin poliisien kanssa
05. Jutellut vieraan kanssa
06. Halannut vierasta
07. Suudellut vierasta
08. Ollut vieraan autossa
09. Ollut ahdisteltuna
10. Ollut sanallisesti ahdisteltuna
Total: 8

01. Tavannut jonkun jonka tapasit netissä
02. Ollut tietokoneella 12 tuntia putkeen
03. Puhunut puhelimessa 4 tuntia putkeen
04. Katsonut telkkaria 12 tuntia putkeen
05. Suudellut parhaan ystäväsi poika/tyttöystävää
06. Ollut kutsuttuna huonoksi seuraksi
07. Ajanut kännissä
08. Haukkunut jotain
09. Maannut sohvalla vastakkaisen sukupuolen kanssa
10. Luntannut kokeessa
total: 7

64 eli vissiin sit. -.-

Raaour.Keskiviikko 16.07.2008 01:50

Varmana jaksa katella tämmöstä touhua. Maata paikallaan kylmissään ja miettiä että mitä tässä nyt voi enää tehdä. Vituttaa ja rankasti...

:c

"Vituttaa kuin pientä oravaa talvella, kun kävyt on jäässä ja hampaat halkee!"

"Tasan ei mene kristittyjen nallekarkit: "sulle, mulle, sulle sulle sulle..."

eikä oo ees possua täällä :c

<3

SAISIKO OLLA YSIKOLMONEN?Torstai 22.05.2008 16:48


Nähty?
Kommentoi tähän NÄHTY, jos olet nähnyt minut joskus reality maailmassa.
Sen jälkeen kopioi tämä ja lisää omaan blogiisi ja katso ketkä ovat bonganneet sinut!

Mua ei oo kukaan koskaan nähny byää.

Kuivaa hanhenmaksapalleroo!Tiistai 29.04.2008 10:37

HEP - testi


Sano HEP, jos olen kaverilistallasi.
Tämä mittaa ihmisten rehellisyyttä.
Ja ujoutta.
Muistakaa kävijälista.
Sanottuasi HEP, kopioi tämä omaan päiväkirjaan ja katso kuinka moni uskaltaa olla SINULLE rehellinen.

XS IS TOO MUCH TO ME, GINA!Perjantai 14.12.2007 20:45

MISULI!Torstai 20.09.2007 11:42

`````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````_IKqqqX``````````````````` `````````````````KqqdqdqqqE_````````````````````````````````````````````````````FHqqqqqqqqqqK````````````````` ````````````````NqqqqqqqqqqqqqX_`````````````````__i__TT____`````````````````FNqqqqqqqqqqqqqqi```````````````` ```````````````dqqqqqHBBqqqqqqqqqX````````iYHqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqBFi``````_BqqqqqqqNA___KqqqdE```````````````` ```````````````NqqqN______iRqqqqqqqqi`IqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqTYqqqqqqqBT_______HqqqN```````````````` ```````````````NdqqI__________HqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqB__________RqqqR```````````````` ```````````````NqqqI____________Fqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqc____________qqqqB```````````````` ```````````````_qqqd___________cqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqA__________Fqqqq_```````````````` ````````````````Nqqqc_________qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqY________BqqqH````````````````` ````````````````Iqqqq_______Xqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqd______Xqqqq_````````````````` `````````````````dqqqd_____NqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqI____qqqdK`````````````````` `````````````````_qqqqh___BqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqF__qqqqq``````````````````` ``````````````````cqqqqF_KqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqYNqqqqX``````````````````` ```````````````````dqqqqNqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqH```````````````````` ```````````````````_qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq````````````````````` ````````````````````iqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_````````````````````` `````````````````````iqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqB`````````````````````` `````````````````````Xqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_````````````````````` `````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdc````````````````````` ````````````````````Xqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdddqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq````````````````````` ````````````````````KqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdBFYXdqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqE``````_qqqqqqqqqqqqqqT```````````````````` ````````````````````Nqqqqqqqqqqqdq``````````Bqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_```````````NqqqqqqqqqqqK```````````````````` ````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqqqT`````````````qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq``````````````cqqqqqqqqqqK```````````````````` ````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqqi```````````````qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_``BRKi`````````NqqqqqqqqqK```````````````````` ````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqB````````Tqqqqq``AqqqqqqqqqqqqqqB`EqqqqqK`````````qqqqqqqqqK```````````````````` ````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqF````````dqqqqqB`FqqqqqqqqqqqqqqE`qqqqqqd`````````qqqqqqqqq_```````````````````` ````````````````````KqqqqqqqqqF````````qqqqqqB`cqqqqqqqqqqqqqqd`EqqqqqR````````_qqqqqqqqqBBqqqqqBEci`````````` ````````_HNqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqd````````iqqqqN``ddqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_`TENHF`````````dqqqqqqqqNFT____iiFXhNB```````` ````````__```````````BqqqqqqqqqK``````````````cqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq``````````````Bqqqqqqqqq`````````````````````` ``````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqH````````````IqqqqqqqNcRhqqqqqqqdX``````````Fqqqqqqqqqq_`````````````````````` ``````````````````````_qqqqqqqqqqdNi``````_XqqqqqqqqAccccAqqqqqqqqdqYi__iFNqqqqqqqqqqqB``````````````````````` ```````````````````````IqqqqqqqqqqqqdqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdcccccXqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqB```````````````````````` ````````````````````````RqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqNcABRdqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqA```````````````````````` ```````````````````````Fdqdqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq_YqqdY````````````````````` ````````````````````INqqN_`YqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqT`````FqqqHI````````````````` ````````````````_BqqNE_``````_dqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdqN_``````````_RqqqdH````````````` `````````````NqqqK_`````````````FhqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqE```````````````````iF````````````` ```````````````````````````````````_cqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqddqHi````````````````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````TBNqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdNH_````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````HdTiiiccRREhhEKEcYFiiTTBqq_````````````````````````````````````````` `````````````````````````````````````````qqqqqXTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYqqqqqqB```````````````````````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````````TqqqqqqqqqqqhRRRRRRhqqqqqqqqqqqq_`````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````XqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqNqqqi````````````````````````````````````` `````````````````````````````````````TqqqYddqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqBRqqqA```````````````dqh`````````````````` `````````````````````````````````````qqqq`qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdTqqqqB`````````````qqqd`````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````dqqqq_qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqidqqqqY```````````dqqqT`````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````Bqqqqq`qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq`NqqqqN``````````BqqqK``````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````iqqqqqq_qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq`qqqqqq`````````NqqqK```````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````iqqqqqqKRqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqRFqqqqqq````````dqqdF````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````qqqqqqq_qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqIdqqqqqT``````iqqqq``````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````IdqqdF`FdqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqE_ii_``````iqqqdh```````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````AqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqAF__iIKqqqqqF````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````TqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqdK`FdqqqqqqqqqqqdT``````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````Yqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq`````_XNdNhT``````````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqqIKqqqqqqqqqqd`````````````````````````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````````````BdqqqqqqqqqqEKqqqqqqqqqqqK````````````````````````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````````````qqqqqqqqqqqqBHqqqqqqqqqqqd````````````````````````````````````````` ```````````````````````````````````````````NqqqqqqqqqqqiHqqqqqqqqqqd`````````````````````````````````````````` `````````````````````````````````````````````FKqqqqqqXi``TcAKHcXF_```````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
Auttakaa miukulia valloittamaan galleria!!!! ;D

Kaikkea hyvää googelista!Torstai 01.02.2007 14:38

Jos ihannemiehesi olisi eläin, hän olisi

(x) Kissapeto
( ) Koira
( ) Lammas
( ) Karhu
( ) Kukko
( ) Aasi
( ) Sika
( ) Hirvi
( ) Apina
( ) Rotta
( ) Vaaksahainen
( ) Joku muu, mikä:

Jos ihannemiehesi olisi vuodenaika, hän olisi:

( ) Talvi
( ) Kevät
(x) Kesä
( ) Syksy

Jos ihannemiehesi olisi hirviö, hän olisi:

( ) Lordi
( ) Kita
( ) Amen
( ) Ox
( ) Dracula
( ) Zombie (joku hangover)
( ) Godzilla
( ) Ihmissusi
( ) King Kong
( ) Tiamat
( ) Kerberos
( ) Joku muu, mikä: Gobbo pikku hirmuhyviläinen<3

Jos ihannemiehesi olisi maalaus, hän olisi:

( ) Picasson maalaus
( ) Salvador Dalin maalaus
(x) Japanilainen maalaus
( ) Afrikkalainen maalaus
( ) Luolamaalaus
( ) Jackson Pollockin maalaus
( ) Akseli Gallen-Kallelan maalaus
( ) Leonardo da Vincin maalaus
( ) Claude Monetin maalaus
( ) Jonkun muun, kenen:

Jos ihannemiehesi olisi säätila, hän olisi:

( ) Auringonpaiste
( ) Läkähdyttävä helle
( ) Pakkanen
(x) Ukkonen
( ) Tuuli
( ) Sade
( ) Lumisade
( ) Pilvinen sää
( ) Räntäkeli
( ) Sumu

Jos ihannemiehesi olisi ääni, hän olisi:

( ) Vihellys
( ) Karjaisu
( ) Kissan kehräys
( ) Koiran haukku
( ) Kukon kieunta
( ) Puron solina
(x) Suden ulvonta
( ) Hyräily
( ) Kuiskaus
( ) Joku muu, mikä:

Jos ihannemiehesi olisi maisema, hän olisi:

( ) Korkea vuori
( ) Saharan erämaa
( ) Grönlannin jäätikkö
(x) Vihreä laakso
( ) Havumetsä
( ) Sademetsä
( ) Meren aava
( ) Vesiputous
( ) Rotko
( ) Järvimaisema

Jos ihannemiehesi olisi sarjakuvahahmo, hän olisi:

( ) Lassi (Lassista ja Leevistä)
( ) Hämähäkkimies
( ) Mustanaamio
( ) Karvinen
( ) Jere
( ) Wagner
( ) Taikuri Hauru
(x) Muumipappa
( ) Joku muu, mikä:

Jos ihannemiehesi olisi LOTR-hahmo, hän olisi:

( ) Aragorn
( ) Legolas
( ) Frodo
( ) Klonkku
( ) Gandalf
( ) Joku muu, kuka: ei kukaan noista inhotuksista :<

Jos ihannemiehesi olisi vitsi, hän olisi:

(x) Tuhma vitsi
( ) Älykäs vitsi
( ) Huono vitsi
( ) Kuoliaaksinaurattava vitsi
( ) Kuiva vitsi
( ) Kerro mikä vitsi:

Jos ihannemiehesi olisi jalokivi, hän olisi:

(x) Rubiini
( ) Safiiri
( ) Timantti
( ) Smaragdi
( ) Topaasi
( ) Zirkoni
( ) Tiikerinsilmä
( ) Joku muu:

Jos ihannemiehesi olisi musiikkia, hän olisi:

( ) Klassinen sinfonia
( ) Poppia
( ) Rokkia
( ) Diskoa
( ) Teknoa
( ) Heviä
( ) Metallia
( ) Jotain muuta, mitä: Industrial namia <3

Jos ihannemiehesi olisi soitin, hän olisi:

( ) Kitara
(x) Rummut
( ) Basso
( ) Huilu
( ) Tamburiini
( ) Kongi
( ) Xylofoni
( ) Haitari

Jos ihannemiehesi olisi symboli, hän olisi

( ) Yin&yang
( ) Kysymysmerkki
( ) Huutomerkki
( ) Piste
( ) @
( ) XXX000
( ) Pääkallo
( ) Risti
( ) Nurinpäin risti
( ) Sydän
(x) Biohazard
( ) Radioactive
( ) Joku muu, mikä:

Jos ihannemiehesi olisi makeinen, hän olisi:

(x) Suklaa
( ) Salmiakki
( ) Hedelmäkarkki
( ) Toffee
( ) Konvehti
( ) Turkinpippuri
( ) Marmeladi
( ) Joku muu, mikä:

Jos ihannemiehesi olisi väri, hän olisi:

( ) Musta
( ) Valkoinen
( ) Punainen
(x) Keltainen
( ) Sininen
( ) Vihreä
( ) Joku muu, mikä:

Ihannemiehesi iho on

(x) Vaalea
( ) Tumma
( ) Ruskettunut
(x) Sileä
( ) Karhea
( ) Arpinen
(x) Tatuoitu
( ) Karvaton
( ) Karvainen

Ihannemiehesi tuoksuu

( ) Hieltä
(x) Dödöltä
( ) Elukalta
( ) Myskiltä
( ) Savulta
( ) Salmiakilta
( ) Metsältä
( ) Äijältä
( ) Heiniltä
(x) Kiehtovalta
( ) Ei miltään

Ihannemiehesi ääni on

( ) Kirkas
( ) Kova
(x) Seksikäs
( ) Pelottava
(x) Rauhoittava
(x) Matala
( ) Käheä
( ) Karhea

Ihannemiehesi huonoja puolia ovat

( ) Petostelu
( ) Retostelu
(x) Uhoilu
( ) Tuhoilu
(x) Valehtelu
(x) Juopottelu
( ) Sauhuttelu
(x) Naipottelu
( ) Liian kova kysyntä markkinoilla
( ) Huumeilu
( ) Tappelu
(x) Kiroilu
( ) Laiskuus
( ) Epäsiisteys
(x) Ylimielisyys
( ) Ilkeys
(x) Välinpitämättömyys
(x) Vittuilu
( ) Murjottaminen
(x) Kuuntelemattomuus

Ihannemiehesi on:

(x) Eläinrakas
( ) Vihaa elukoita
( ) Omistaa elukoita
(x) Itse elukka
( ) Allerginen
(x) Omistaa mielikuvituseläimen

just :DPerjantai 15.12.2006 11:05

Kirjoita seitsemän kaverisi nimet, ja käy kysymässä ORAAKKELILTA (http://lintukoto.net/viihde/oraakkeli/) kuka on? Lopuksi kysy oraakkelilta mitä mieltä se on sinusta ? Haasta 3 kaveriasi.

:

Maikku = Exäsi / kaupan vanha mummo.

Eeva = Isäpuolesi / Hän on erittäin tylsä tyyppi.

Ilkka = Sitä ei voi tällä hetkellä paljastaa.

Taavi = Jäätelönmyyjä / Arvaisin, että Islannin presidentti.


Sonja = Fiksu painija / Jennifer Aniston valeasussa.

Jenna = Nahkahousumies Stadista, kunnes maailma on aivan toisenlainen / Asematunnelin Valintatalon söpö kassa

Maiju = Miika / Sinun pahin painajaisesi.


Tässä päivityksiä ajankuluksi.

Neonialta varastinnn <3Perjantai 15.12.2006 11:00

A: Likes to flirt.
B: Likes people
C: Is wild and crazy.
D: Has one of the best personalities ever.
E: A GOD DAMN GOOD KISSER.
F: People adore you.
G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: Has a very good personality and looks.
I: Is always there for their friends.
J: Lives life for fun.
K: Really silly.
L: Loved by everyone
M: Makes dating fun
N: Dead sexy.
O: Best in bed.
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite.
R: Fuckin crazy
S: Easy to fall in love with.
T: a big fuckin tease
U: Really likes to chill.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Very broad minded.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
Y: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for.
Z: Always ready.
A: Likes to flirt
S: Easy to fall in love with
T: a big fuckin tease
A: Likes to flirt

No juu :'''<<<<