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Viikonloppu.Perjantai 04.03.2011 05:10

Älkää nuoret tehkö vanhempienne virhettä, käyttäkä ehkäisyä. Höhöhöhöhöhööö.

dapdaa.Perjantai 04.03.2011 00:27

Hyvää iltaa oravanpyörämiehet -ja naiset, kertokaa toki minulle mikä tänään ja huomenna vituttaa?

[Ei aihetta]Torstai 03.03.2011 00:47

With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know...
Tuttu kaveri.

[Ei aihetta]Keskiviikko 02.03.2011 06:57

Padam! Dance Dance Dance!!

Viihteelle.Tiistai 01.03.2011 21:47

Tänään. Bepop Joensuu. Ownd.

PAM PAM PAM!!Tiistai 01.03.2011 19:27

Yeah, you know
We gotta remember why we fell in love with house music
We gotta go back to the basics
Yeah, you know
I see people stressing out and spazzing out all the time
Talking about what kinda style they like
They like it hard
They like it minimal
They like it techy
They like it tracky
And the funny thing is what everybody forgets
When they're going on about what kinda music they like
And what kinda style they like in this day and age
The digital age, the computer age
Is at the end of the day
It's all house music
That we live for
That we live for
Yeah, you know
We gotta remember why we fell in love with house music
We gotta get back to the basics

Ja nyt tampataaaaan!! \o/Tiistai 01.03.2011 17:41

Right now, take me to the stage I want to be
Take me all the way
Crush that drumbeat, electronic, stereophonic
[6x]
Electronic, stereophonic [2x]
Right now, take me to the stage I want to be
Take me all the way
Crush that drumbeat, electronic, stereophonic
Right now, take me to the stage I want to be
Take me all the way
Smash it up now, crush that drumbeat
Make us fucking pay
Electronic, stereophonic [7x]
#5. Bushido - The Ancient Code of the Samurai

The Tradition:

For centuries, the samurai and their spiritual descendants followed "the way of the warrior," living lives governed by its tenets of honor, strict devotion to one's master and, above all, self sacrifice. This ancient tradition helped make World War II a hell of a lot scarier, since, according to the Internet, "Kamikaze pilots used the samurai and their code for inspiration ... Just like the samurai, kamikaze pilots had no fear of death, and were honorable men that were loyal to their country."

How Old It Actually Is:

The idea that samurai are either loyal to their country or eager to die in battle is approximately as old as Walt Disney. Bushido as a coherent ideology only dates back to 1905.

Who Made It Up?

The whole thing started with an honest, if retarded mistake by a historian named Nitobe Inazo, who based his 1905 book Bushido: The Spirit of Japan on rules written for samurai. This is the equivalent of reading a high school handbook and determining that teenagers live by a strict code of attending class, and turning weed dealers in to the cops.

According to Karl Firday, professor of history at the University of Georgia and author of a bunch of really smart books on Japan, aside from laws that they were told to follow, the history of the samurai is notable for a complete lack of evidence that they were any more happy to die in battle and even a little bit loyal. It's entirely possible that a warrior sacrificing his life was seen as noble, but that's no different than the European code of chivalry which also made room for honorable suicide. In fact, the evidence paints a picture of samurai that looks more like a modern professional athlete than what we see in our martial arts films. They'd fight and kill for you as long as the money was right. When it wasn't, they'd switch sides, and slice the word "for" clean out of the previous sentence.

So if Japan was one big game of "fuck your buddy with a sword" and Europe was the land of the noble warrior falling on his, how did a bunch of Japanese pilots find themselves swan diving at air craft carriers while saying prayers to the medieval equivalent of Terrell Owens?

As it turns out, our modern concept of Bushido developed as a method of social control. The Emperor and the Imperial Army and Navy wanted something that would boost their men's fighting spirit. When Nitobe Inazo sucked at his job badly enough to write that "the way of the warrior is to die," they all just sort of nodded and said, "Yep, that's the way of the warrior alright!"
Psyche!

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18510_6-supposedly-ancient-traditions-that-totally-arent.html#ixzz1FLtpWB2l
#4. Biting is a Terrible Way to Spread a Disease
Hey, remember that time when that dog got rabies, and then a day later, every single other dog on the continent had it, except for a small band of survivors huddled in a basement? No? That never happened?

Nearly all of the zombie movies agree on one thing: They reproduce like a disease, one that spreads via a bite from the infected (like they have a virus carried by zombie saliva or whatever). But this also means their spread should be subject to the same rules of a normal epidemic, and biting is a shitty way to get an epidemic going.

The successful diseases have some really clever way to invisibly spread from victim to victim. The flu has killed tens of millions because it floats right through the air, the black plague was spread by fleas, etc. Not a single one of them requires the infected to get within biting distance to spread their infection. Sure, sexually transmitted diseases like AIDS work that way, but that's only because the infected can pass for the uninfected. Nobody is going to be having sex with a zombie.
Though Google Image Search does turn up a large volume of zombie porn

But let's say there is an outbreak, like if one zombie was able to bite 30 people in the crowd at an Insane Clown Posse concert before they figured out it wasn't part of the show. It's not like mankind is just utterly confused about what to do when an infection breaks out. In America you have the Center for Disease Control (CDC,) who don't tend to fuck around. Seriously, it's on their business cards.

Remember the SARS outbreak? That originated in China. The CDC and the World Health Organization put the clamps down on international travel the second it was found to have spread to North America. Flights were grounded, travel between borders was locked tight and only 43 people on the entire continent died.
No one was overlooked.

With zombieism, they don't even have to solve the mystery about how it's transmitted. It's that guy biting people. Shoot him in the head.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly_p4.html#ixzz1F4jITBmF

juumaaalautaaa.Perjantai 25.02.2011 21:29

Mä oon ihan paskana.. mutta mää haluan takasin! Mitä vittuu hei.. onneloita.. nrj-listapoppia.. ei vitttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!
Mää alotin bileet jo autossa. Kiitos trinket<3
Suomipojat piti kaarta hallussa vielä aamu kuuden jälkeenki.

Kaikki muu tässä maailmassa on paskaa paitsi kusi ja kova trance!