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taas.

gotta live, gotta live, gotta live,
in shit towne
gotta live, gotta live, gotta live
in our town

kysyit näitä joskus, vastaan nyt.. (epäselventämiseks vastasinkin på "english")

How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
-they're dropped from HeliKopteri.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
-it's only to proof that you should never grow up.

Do stairs go up or down?
-up, because you can't jump upstairs but you can fall downstairs.

When people say, "IÂ’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
-no, they're only making excuses.

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
-no, because you can't tell did anyone else get there.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
-one very disturbed and pervert male who is not worth knowing.

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
-i don't know, i think it's your problem.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
-nopes, but it's nice to know.

Do they have girlÂ’s bathrooms in gay bars?
-aren't they all so girly that there should not even be men's rooms.?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldnÂ’t we now be seeing people from the future?
-i don't think we would see anything if that happens, because the system would get messed up and we would vanish.

Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
-because it makes the rich kids laugh when the poor kids only get small bars.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
-because the square box is easier to taitella.

If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
-yes, it's better to ask snails about that.

If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?
-depends do you like tight or loose glove.

Miksi en tiedä mitä on o**i
miksi en tiedä mito on r*****s
miksi en voi palata takasin 7-vuotiaaks
miksi KTR suosii pääkaupunkiseutulaisia ja tarjoaa niille vielä 5 keikkaa tänä vuonna
miksi lotossani oli vain 1 oikein
miksi mr. C. tuottaa pahaa mieltä ihanille ihmisille
miksi halonen
miksi en asu tuolla/siellä/täällä/toisaalla
miksi kissani on tonni-monni
miksi et tahtoisi niin
miksi - sukat ovat "jalassa" vaikka ovat erikseen molempien jalkojen ympärillä
miksi - housut ovat "jalassa" vaikka nekin ovat samalla lailla
miksi - housut ovat monikossa
miksi - hame on kuitenkin päällä eikä jalassa kuten housut, vaikkakin on erilailla puettu
miksi en jatkaisi loputtomiin
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-Adam's Song-
I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'd have known?
I trace the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed to go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone

I never conquered, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over we'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I never thought I'd die alone
Another six months I'll be unknown
Give all my things to all my friends
You'll never step foot in my room again
You'll close it off, board it up
Remember the time that I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
Please tell mom this is not her fault..

sori vaan mut taitaa olla se aika viikosta kun laulattaa, vejänkin sitten Mambaa:

älä mese-jätä minua, älä mese-jätä,
minä tarvitsen mese-sinua
älä koskaan mene pois-tamaan meseä
älä koskaan mene pois-offlineen

:P

olkaa hyvät ja kitooos

jos sydämes kuihtuu, mä voisin koittaa sitä elvyttää
sun täytyy vaan luottaa, et joku sustakin voi välittää

sun katseesi kauas harhailee
ajatukset utopiassa leijailee
tahdot vain täältä päästä pois
kaiken taakse jättää ja unohtaa
sä katosit sinne jonnekin
mistä harvat on tulleet takaisin
oot ihan pihalla, ei susta selvää saa
synkät silmät kaukaisuuteen tuijottaa
pienet pillerit sua pitää matkassaan
-hyvästi selvä pää

tänään pitkään aion nukkua
hei, miksi heräisinkään
tähän päivään ilman sinua
elämääni ilman sinua

no one knows

ehhe.

okei, kerrotaan nyt sit tänään pari tsoukkia:

1. mitä eroa on sorsalla?
-se on puolisukeltaja.

2. mies meni kauppaan ja peruna.


np. In Flames - The Quiet Place

katson ulos ikkunasta, en näe iloa täällä
..niin kaunis on kuunsirppi

eikä mies tiedä mitä tehdä, mihin mennä nyt
on sillä kylmä, kylmä kuten sisälläni on

You got a nine inch nail in your head
You're waiting something better to become
As you're lying in a vibrated heart shaped bed
Finish line hasn't been crossed yet
You have the edge to play with the feds
To place more bet when should be running away
Danger takes beyond the distance
You're bad without assistance

And you're playing the role of god
Wanna be the most shining star
But no, you're down, you're out, last call right now
The sum of all we despise

So long, gotta go, move on!

Repeat after me, oh yeah!
Repeat after me, hell yeah!

You wanna sink us all
Your cojones are too small
You wanna put us down but you're doing it too loud
You think you're doing it right
But you're shutting off your lights
Last round, Fucker!

you see i've been waiting too long
blowing my world in this atmosphere
today i'm breaking the habit


I can't stop this ache
I fed them once with the pain
and they stayed
my demons live in me
never in sleep they'll always (be with me)
you would never understand
I live from the pain made in my mind
how could I believe in saints
when you have taken all I ever believed