IRC-Galleria

One black summer day at Sodankylä you see the most green creature you have ever seen. Their name is Ulla Taalasmaa , and every move she makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend Teemu and say, "Wow, that has to be the most sexy body I have ever seen." Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so bright , and was wondering if you'd like to go to Rio De Janeiro with me and skiing ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " fukk you " and go with them. When you finally get to Rio De Janeiro , she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a nuklear bomb hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.