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im not tellin anyone anything anymore.-...i hate fukin drama.... lil mama rides solo

Notorious from head 2 toe, Naughty as hell but I AINT no hoe. U aint worth ma time and cant take ma place, so if u got sumthin 2 say, bytch! say it 2 ma face. I play mah game like monopoly I dare ANY bytch to land on my property. Bytchy? Yeah...i might be slightly... cuz i dont know how to say FUCK U politely. Bytch did i just hear u talkin? Yeah, dats right...keep fuckin walkin. 4 all dem hoez tryin 2 take ma spot, I got 3 words 4 u... I THINK NOT When bytches bring shyt, im far from da calmest... I aint gon slap u, I'ma fuck u up *dats a promise* Callin me a bytch? I know...i know.. but in tha wordz of Ludacris, UZ A HOE Ima true gangsta QUEEN holdin shyt down. Think you can take ma crown and wear it proud? Juss cuz i flirt dont mean ima hoe. unlike u i kno how 2 say no 2 all da girlz starin in ma direction: damn right BITCH, envy dis perfection! Damn right Im fine, sexy, I got hella money Me, jealous of u? haha, ur funny! 2 all da hataz: do what u do. I aint got no mo time 2 waste on u

If you ever cross that line
I guarantee ya there'll be nothin to save ya
I got a whole bunch of gorillas ready to pull the trigga
And we all for that paper
Comin' from a life of crime
Tryna be on my best behavior
You see my rep's gettin' bigger but still that same nigga bustin' shots at them haters
But only if you cross that line
(Hold up, Hold up)

I was birthed in the crackhouse
But what made it worse every first is a ??
Little brother knowin' life illegal
No toys just playin' wit pipes and needles
I'm gon' find knights and regals
$5000 on the paint just so life will see ya
Green cards for the free lunch
Now his green cards scream larger than seats crush
Big guns for the other side
Nigga try me I'ma teach his momma homicide
I wanna see his momma eyes
I done cried 20 years now I'm runnin' dry


If you ever cross that line
I guarantee ya there'll be nothin to save ya
I got a whole bunch of gorillas ready to pull the trigga
And we all for that paper
Comin' from a life of crime
Tryna be on my best behavior
You see my rep's gettin' bigger but still that same nigga bustin' shots at them haters
But only if you cross that line(ohhh)

Don't cross that line
Hopin' that you don't cross that line
Don't cross that line
Baby don't cross that line


When I'm low on funds, I'ma load up guns
Slap ya in the head I'ma open one
African in bed, she just hope I'm done
See the voodoo priest then the coke gon' come
Open up a drum, I'm eatin' Oprah crumbs
Got poor credit, got whore debit
Walk in the 40-40 I'ma score, bet it
Four tennis chains hoe, I'm progetic
But the 4 pellets will getcha prosthetics
If you don't get it, just don't let it
A life setence is a life sentence
All my homies got 'em, they just like business


If you ever cross that line
I guarantee ya there'll be nothin to save ya
I got a whole bunch of gorillas ready to pull the trigga
And we all for that paper
Comin' from a life of crime
Tryna be on my best behavior
You see my rep's gettin' bigger but still that same nigga bustin' shots at them haters
But only if you cross that line(ohhh)

Don't cross that line
Hopin' that you don't cross that line
Don't cross that line
Baby don't cross that line


Don't push me nigga, I ain't pussy nigga
You "would be" killas, that is "could be" nigga
The last minute of your last breath
I'm the last entrance right before your last step
Shot a, Block papa, my block gotta
Cross the line - pay the fine (Ross) Cop dollas
The motto - you're age, creed, or color nigga
Can't cut it stay choppin' through the butter nigga
Critics wonder will I last long
Even though I showed my ass on my last song
I gets my mash on(Ross), no mask on(Ross), Cross Ross baby it'll be a sad song


If you ever cross that line
I guarantee ya there'll be nothin to save ya
I got a whole bunch of gorillas ready to pull the trigga
And we all for that paper
Comin' from a life of crime
Tryna be on my best behavior
You see my rep's gettin' bigger but still that same nigga bustin' shots at them haters
But only if you cross that line(ohhh)

Don't cross that line
Hopin' that you don't cross that line
Don't cross that line
Baby don't cross that line

happy fathers day to all the daddys and future daddys hahah ;)

1. How old will you be in five years?
26.. woah.

2. Do you think you will be married by then?
who knows.

3. How tall are you?
5'3

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
not much

5. What's the last movie you saw?
hitch

6. Who was the last person you called?
sandra

7. Who was the last person to call you?
frankllin

8. What was the last text message you received?
fmr my lil sis


9. Do you prefer to call or text?
depends.

10. Do you have any pets?
bubush the dog

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
if i remeber rt talkin wit jussi

12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
married

13. When is the last time you saw your mom?
monday

14. What color are your eyes?
brown

15. What time did you wake up today?
like 9 am

16. What are you wearing right now?
nohthin

17. What's your favorite Christmas song?
i saw mommy kissnin santa clause

18. Where is your favorite place to be?
my house

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
work

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
florida or new york

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
i dunno time will tell.

22. Do you tan or burn?
tan

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
alligators

24. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
lol a joke

25. How many TVs do you have?
1

26. are you in a relationship?
no..

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
laptop

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
with out

29. What color are your sheets?
yellow and orange

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
10

31. What is your favorite season?
summer

33. What do you like about winter?
ummm nothing reallly

34. What do you like about the summer?
a lot

35. What do you like about spring?
plants ? lol

36. How many states have you lived in?
3

37. How many cities/towns have you lived in?
too many

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
socks

39. Are you a social person?
sometimes.

40. What was the last thing you ate?
chips and dip

41. What is your favorite restaurant?
taco bell

42. What is your favorite ice cream?
cake batter

43. What is your favorite dessert?
cheese cake yuuummm

44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
umm spinach <3

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
i dnt eat pbj

47. Do you like coffee?
no tee

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
4

49. What do you drink in the morning?
juice or choco milk or tee

50. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
with someone.

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
all over

52. Do you know how to play poker?
yessir

53. Do you like to cuddle?
yes ;) <3

54. Have you ever been to Canada?
nope

55. Do you have an addictive personality?
lol i dunno

56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
a mix

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
nope.

59. Do you want kids?
yessir

60. Do you speak any other languages?
spanish finnish english

61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
yes.

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
yes

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
pool

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
window

65. Do you know how to drive stick?
ÿea

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
clothes shoes

67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
. my chain.

68. What is your favorite TV show?
prison break

69. Can you roll your tongue?
i can do a lot of things wit my tongue

70. Who is the funniest person you know?
me haha

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
yessir

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
abba gimme gimme gimme

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
yessir

74. What color are your bedroom walls?
off white.

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
no lol

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed?
CLOSED.. very closed ... lol

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
a bear.. i can play dead. i dont think bees give a fuk if ur dead or not

78. Do you flirt a lot?
maybe.

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
sweet n sour.

80. What is your favorite food?
piccadillo .. ropa vieja

81. Can you change the oil on a car?
yes i can

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
ummmm like 5

83. Have you ever run out of gas?
hell no.

84. What is your usual bedtime?
late

86. Do you read the newspaper?
when im bored.. but its so annoying to flip thru the pages.

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
yes cosmopolitan the source and xxl

88. Best comedian?
carlos mencia

89. Do you watch soap operas?
yes

90. Do you dance in the car?
lol i try not much room tho.

91. Most ridiculous thing you've ever seen?
2 many to list

92. Favorite childhood toy?
my lil pony

93. Favorite childhood cartoon?
my lil pony

94. Favorite adult cartoon?
boondocks

95. Do you dance at weddings?
yessir

96. When you go to a concert, are you the person wearing a shirt of the band you went to see?
hell nah

98. Favorite article of clothing?
umm do shoes count .. if so my new tims clothing.. probaly my sheep pahjamas

99. Where are you now?
in bed

A girl was wondering into the woods when suddenly she falls on her back. In the meantime, Pinocchio was strolling around there when suddenly he falls with his nose between the girls legs. The girl rushes to say to Pinocchio:
- Quick, Pinocchio, tell a lie...





One night, the husband and his wife return from a wedding. Going up the stairs behind her, the husband says to his wife:
- Dear you have an ass as big as a washing machine!
When they go to sleep, the husband asks her to have sex. The wife says:
- For such a little laundry IÂ’m not starting my washing machine! You can wash it by hand...




A woman was angry that her husband was making sex with her only with the light off. Decided to get rid of her husbandÂ’s custom, one night, when they were making sex she turns the light on and surprises her husband with a cucumber in his hands.
- ThatÂ’s what you fucked me with in the last 10 years?
- Honey, let me explain...
- What to explain, you traitor! You impotent!
- By the way about treachery, do explain to me whatÂ’s with the two kids we have!





man escapes from prison and breaks into someoneÂ’s house thinking he will find some food, money and maybe weapons. When he enters he sees a couple having sex. He ties the man to a chair and after that he ties the woman to the bed and kisses her on the neck. Then he goes into the toilet. The husband says to her:
- Dear, this guy just escaped from jail, look at his clothes. Probably he spent a lot of time in jail and did not see a woman for a long time. I saw the way he kissed you. If he wants sex, donÂ’t oppose, donÂ’t scream, do everything he says. I beg of you, give him satisfaction, even if you hate him. I donÂ’t want him to kill us both. Be strong, my love! I love you!
The woman replies to him:
- He did not kiss me, he whispered something at my ear. He told me that he is gay and that he thinks you are cute. After that he asked me if we have any Vaseline in the house and I told him that we have some in the bathroom. Be strong, my love! I love you too!


- Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low?
- She thought it was diet coke.

my bubush is coming to my house <3 ... ( thats my dog for yall that dnt know) i <3 him sooooooo much

Woke up today thinking of you
Another night that I made my way through
So many dreams still left in my mind
But they can never come true
I press rewind and remember when
I close my eyes and IÂ’m with you again
But in the end I can still feel the pain ­ every time I hear your name

Chorus:
The sun wonÂ’t shine since you went away
Seems like the rainÂ’s falling every day
ThereÂ’s just one heart, where there once was two
But thatÂ’s the way itÂ’s gotta be,
‘til I get over you…

Verse 2:
Walked through the park, in the evening air
I heard a voice and I thought you were there
I run away but I just canÂ’t escape
Memories of you everywhere
They say that time will dry the tears
But true love burns for a thousand years
Give my tomorrows for one yesterday
Just to know that I could have you here

Bridge:
When will this river of tears stop fallinÂ’
Where can I run so I wonÂ’t feel alone
CanÂ’t walk away when the pain keeps callinÂ’
IÂ’ve just gotta take it from here on my own
But itÂ’s so hard to let go

I finally see the truth behind this life and lie youve built

You brought me into this world to fill me up with guilt

I wake up every single day trying to hold on to my breath

Im sick and tired of breathing, I dont care about the rest

What does love mean really? Sadly I just dont know

Growing up in my life....I had nothing to show

except for bruises and scars all over my body

Im surprised Im still alive, with all this shit God put on somebody

I lived my life to learn 1 thing and I share that thing today

I know this bullshit gets hard sometimes but everything will be ok

Sometimes you just have to lie to yourself

just to keep on holding on

When youve been beat and broken down

You write these sad, sad songs

Thats all I ever knew but I hope that it all changes

I went from gutter broke, to seeing spotlights where my name is

But still sometimes it hurts inside

for what theyve put me through

Sure you think you know me now, but its time to tell the truth

The truth about my life without all the glitz and glamour

I starved myself to death one time, and then I got beat with a hammer

Then when I was only 12 they put me in the slammer

I used to rob and break in houses, I did what I had to do

I didnt give a fuck about life and used to always act a fool

but looking back now on all those things it wasnt all my fault

I had no one to love me ever....so I put my life on a screeching halt

Yet for some odd reason I came out of it alive

Today I am a positive woman all I do is strive

I strive to be a better person I want a better life

So that one day I can settle down and call myself a wife

I dont want to feel this pain no more

This is as much as a human can take

You think Ive had all this luck and have eaten all my cake?

Well think again before you judge someone

You may think that its fun

But look into my deep dark eyes

Youll see the other side.

I been through shit and back and then sometimes back again

The hardest thing in this life is to hold on the best I can

To come this far and be successful from where I was before

I am absolutely filled with gratitude...I love God forever more

If it werent for my inner strength I would have gone long ago

But still I have a few more things to do...a few more years to go

You may look at my pretty pictures and see my pretty face

but behind all of that beauty...lies an empty heart that lost its place

I want to say all of this to you because you are all my friends

I just want to put the truth out there open heart and make amends

Im not afraid to put this out there as only God can judge me

You have your right to say what you want, but that wont go above me

This message is for all of you out there who suffer immensely too

I know that shit gets hard sometimes.....but just hold on and youll get through

Im a fine example so dont think that its a lie

You are the only love I know.....you all make time go by...

BROKEN LULLABY


I miss missing you cuz I don't miss you no more

The future of us....seems like a folklore...

Told in story....from a land of make believe

The love of you and I....is all but a dream

Who are we kidding? We're not meant to be

As much as I want it....there's no you and me

Tis sad but so true

I miss missing you

The days of pure bliss is nothing more than through

How can I say this without a tear in my eye?

But that's the way I am...I always cry with dry eyes

For my heart is filled with cold and dark dust

Like Rocks amongst the planters crusp

The rich smooth silk of burden bee's

My heart it loves you....But my life will set you free.

Don't ask me why you don't understand

I'm sorry but this was not a part of my plan

Please take this chance and get away from me....

Get away as far.... as far as you can be