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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decor ator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food and beer

so i signed my 2 year contract with suicide girls today =p now im just talking to a few photographers ...=) soon soon im gonna have cute pictures !

it takes a real man to maintain a woman steady and satisfied. A man isn't a man by the many women he sleeps with or how many women he can seduce at a time. A man is a man, by re-producing love in ONE womans heart and not letting it fall apart. Always maintaining respect, admiration and adoration towards his loved one Understanding and compromising when it's in his duty. Never failing to any kind of hatred substance. Always acknowledging his mistakes and using them as motivation to become a better person.using it to project a basic foundation that he and his partner created, with a contrasting strong compound of a leadership and loyalty towards his girl Always hopping to work things out unless it's not in his power or unless love isn't really there. A real man never lets the opportunity of a sophisticated, intellectual, Goal-seeking and Achieving, warmth hearted woman that fights and sticks around through the good and the bad times depart from his his life .....He always goes out of his way to keep her around... and if he dont he aint a real man. He knows that games are to be left to kids And doesn't put his relationshipin jepardy. A man that doesn't go follow his infatuations and follows his heart or is scared, to fall inlove. Is not a man of word, and is not a man PERIOD. i shouldnt have to justify a mans actions. a real man stands tall and admits them on his own. You don't have to analyze their character. Because it clearly shows ... what is a real man ...

so i put in an application to suicidegirls.com earlier today just bullshittin around....( cause i dont look anything like them) well it said it takes about a week for a response ( and i wasnt expecting one) and so much to my fuckin surprise i get a response about 20 minutes ago ... asking me for 2 forms of id and asking me to sign the model release form ... OMG like wtf their model coordinator tells ME i am perfect for them ( and i thought id be 100% wrong) so as soon as i fill out the forms im going to set up with a photographer either in Amsterdam or London .. soooooooo yall can catch me on suicidegirls.com very soon =) yesssiiiiirrrrr EVERYBODY gets their break in a weird way i guess =)

Your dating personality profile:
You matched the following traits:

Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.
Stylish - You do not lack for fashion sense. Style matters. You wouldn't want to be seen with someone who doesn't care about his appearance.
Intellectual - You consider your mind amongst your assets. Learning is not a chore but a constant search after wisdom and knowledge. You value education and rationality.


Your Top Ten Traits, Ranked
1. Big-Hearted
2. Stylish
3. Intellectual
4. Romantic
5. Traditional
6. Wealthy/Ambitious
7. Athletic
8. Conservative
9. Sensual
10. Practical


Your date match profile:
You match with men who have following traits:

Romantic - You need someone with a traditional understanding of romance. A true romantic is a must-have in any potential date.
Big-Hearted - You want someone compassionate, someone gentle and kind. A loving, nurturing person will fill that hole in your life.
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.


Your Top Ten Match Traits, Ranked
1. Romantic
2. Big-Hearted
3. Practical
4. Traditional
5. Conservative
6. Religious
7. Stylish
8. Sensual
9. Athletic
10. Outgoing

1. What is your middle name? ann


2. How big is your bed? king

3. What are you listening to right now? dmx

4. What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?6500


5. What was the last thing you ate? subway <3

6. Last person you hugged? my hunnyyyyy

7. How is the weather right now?dark


8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?hunnyyy

9. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? hmmmm

10. Favorite type of Food?homecooked

11. Do you want children? yup

12. Do you get high? nope retired

13. Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? lol...yuhhh


14. Hair color? brown

15. Eye color?brown

16. Do you wear eye contacts? yup



17. Favorite holiday? christmas

18. Favorite Season? summer

19. Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? Yep

29. What books are you reading? none at the moment

30. Piercings? belly button, and ears

31. Favorite Movie(s)?scarface

32. Favorite college football Team? ut--go longhorns

33. What were you doing before filling this out? eating

34. Any pets? mr bubush and kiki and fat girl

35. AIM? yup iimzz305ii

36. Dogs or cats? Dog but i got cats too

38. Favorite Flower?orchids

40. Have you ever loved someone? Yes

41. Who would you like to see right now? hunny

43. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes

44. Do you like to travel by plane? yuh

45. Right-handed or Left-handed? Right

46. If you could go to any place right now where would you go? to the moon

47. Are you missing someone? Yes

48. Do you want to get married?YES


49. Do you have a tattoo? yup 2

50. Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? i wld if they showed good ones here

52. Are you 18? 22

53. What is the wallpaper on your cellphone? johannes sleeping with the cats on my bed

54. Did you get enough sleep last night? Yep


55. First thing you thought about this morning? ummmm dont remember

56. What do you have handy at your bedside? computer

57. Grilled or Fried? grilled

59. What makes you unique? im just me =)

60. Are you afraid of the dark? nope

61. Favorite hangout?im a homebody

62. 4 things you can't live without? HUnny,Family; phone; oxygen

63. First thing you would buy if you were given $10,000? a nice vacation

64. Favorite song? wow too many

65. What are you afraid of? lonliness

66. Are you a giver or a taker? i think im a giver, i dont really take from people i tend to give more

67. What are your nicknames? baby girl

68. What is your daddy's middle name? ilmari

69. What is your mother's middle name? carolina

70. If you were stuck on a desert island, what one thing would you bring?johannes

71. Favorite TV commercial? the commercial with the worm break dancing on the checkbook lol

72. Who's your cell provider?kolumbus

73. First thing you'll save in a fire? myself

74. Favorite color? pink

75. Birthday? march 27 1985


76. What did you want to be when you were little? a housewife

77. What do you do when the clock turns 12:12? nada

78. Color of your sheets? orange

79. Who do you want to meet? eminem id love to pick his brain


80. What do you think about before you go to bed? my hunny and my family and what ever happened that day

A soldier had to pick a name off of a list to wright to someone while at war. He pick a name Sara Wells. After they got to know each other they wrote all the time. There was one letter when he wrote and asked what she looked like.

When Sara wrote back she told him she wasn't going to tell, because if I say I am beautifull you'll only talk because of that, and if I tell you I am homely and ugly you will wright because you feel you have to and when the war is over are relationship will be over.

When the war finally did end they planed on meeting at a train station. She said she would be wareing a red rose in her pocket. He arrived at the station and was waiting for her.

A beautifull woman walked up to him and said " Hey soldger, but behind her was a very homely woman with a red rose in her pocket. The soldier thought well there is this beautifull woman I can leave with and there is this homely woman that threw so many love letters we got to know each other.

The soldier decided to go with the homely woman. The soldier said hello, and the woman said that lady told me to wear this rose in my pocket and she said if you chose me she would be in the dinner waiting for you.

The soldier thanked the woman kissed her on the hand and walked over to the dinner. Hello Sara he said. Why did you do that back there.

If you would have went with me and not the woman who pretended to be me I would have known that you wanted to be with a beautiful lady than someone you fell in love with, and if you picked her I would have knew that you wanted the person behind the letters, and I know that the outside doesn't matter it's the inside that counts.

II Mzz 305 II [20:22]: what you want.....
DJ ENTlCE [20:41]: man you dont gotta be such bitch i dont want u newayz
II Mzz 305 II [20:42]: umm ok then ..bye =)
THE NEXT DAY :
DJ ENTlCE [18:04]: u drive me crazy yo
DJ ENTlCE [18:27]: Boof!
DJ ENTlCE [19:02]: ?
DJ ENTlCE [20:23]: ? U there?
DJ ENTlCE [21:50]: r u mad at me
DJ ENTlCE [22:24]: ??
DJ ENTlCE [0:48]: U r full of it
DJ ENTlCE [1:10]: Uh huh
DJ ENTlCE [1:15]: dam ma can you pls answer me

Me: hunny i cheated on you last night with Emilia
Hunny says: oh Did you take pictures?

Äidinkieli..................... 7
Englanti....................... 9
Ruotsi......................... 7
Matematiikka................... 6
Fysiikka ja kemia.............. 7
Biologia ja maantieto.......... 9
Historia ja yhteiskuntaoppi.... 8
Uskonto........................ 8
Liikunta ja terveystieto....... 9
Musiikki....................... 8
Kotitalous..................... 4
Käsityö: tekstiilityö.......... 4
Kuvataide...................... 6
Käytös ja huolellisuus......... 9

Keskiarvo.................... 7,2

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