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It's the caffeine, the nicotine, the milligrams of tar
It's my habitat, it needs to be cleaned, it's my car
It's the fast talk they use to abuse and feed my brain
It's the cat box it needs to be changed, it's the pain
It's women, it's the plight for power it's government
It's the way your given knowledge slow with thought control and subtle hints
It's rubbing it, itching it, It's applying cream
It's the foreigners sight seeing with high beams, It's in my dreams
It's the monsters that I conjure, It's the marijuana
It's the embarassment, displacement, It's where I wander
It's my genre, It's Madonna's videos

It's game shows, its cheap liquor,blunts, its bumper stickers with rainbows
It's angels, demons, gods, it's the white devils
It's the monitor, the soundman, it's the motherfucking mic levels
It's gas fumes, fast food, Tommy Hil, mommy's pill
Columbia House music club, designer drugs and rhyming thugs
It's bloods, cribs, fives, six,
It's stick up kids, It's christian conservative terrorists, it's porno flicks

It's the east coast, no it's the west coast
It's public schools, it's asbestos
It's metholated, It's techno
It's sleep, life, and death
It's speed, coke, and meth
It's hay fever, pain relievers, oral sex, and smokers breath
It stretches for as far as the eye can see
It's reality, fuck it , it's everything but me

"Fat women should be forced to wear burqas. Seriously. There’s nothing quite as offensive as a 300 pound war pig who thinks she’s “curvy”…bitch, you don’t have curves, that’s a circumference. "

special j dit :
please go see him instead of me
special j dit :
please.
Timothy Trost dit :
hey hey
Timothy Trost dit :
i did not pick him up in a bar
special j dit :
me neither....
special j dit :
it was my evil twin sister
Timothy Trost dit :
yes your evil twin sister
Timothy Trost dit :
who unfortunately has the same cell number as you
special j dit :
and she died
special j dit :
so i really need to go instead of her
Timothy Trost dit :
yeah
Timothy Trost dit :
sorries

special j dit :
too bad that unlike my recently deceased sister, i prefer women
special j dit :
which makes things very complicated
Timothy Trost dit :
well yeah, but you could just try and explain that to him?
special j dit :
i have these weird guys calling me and i don't know what to do
special j dit :
that'd be funny!!
special j dit :
"Staudi...i'm a lesbian."
special j dit :
"i'm really sorry."
Timothy Trost dit :
i don't think he'd understand the concept of you being a lesbian
special j dit :
probably not
Timothy Trost dit :
german word is lesbisch
Timothy Trost dit :
it's pretty close

special j dit :
okay
special j dit :
:DDDD
special j dit :
i'll give it a try
Timothy Trost dit :
this sounds like a terrible idea
special j dit :
if i was a terrible, terrible person
special j dit :
i would do it just to see what happens

special j dit :
i've never done that before
special j dit :
oh i have!
special j dit :
kind of
Timothy Trost dit :
do it
special j dit :
i told one guy i couldn't see him because there was a girl in my life
Timothy Trost dit :
nice
special j dit :
he was like
special j dit :
"oh..."
special j dit :
"oh..well if you ever need anything, let me know...."
Timothy Trost dit :
hahaha

Timothy Trost dit :
well is a girl putting you down for another girl better or worse than a girl ditching you for another guy?
special j dit :
a lot better
Timothy Trost dit :
really?
Timothy Trost dit :
shouldn't it be the same?
special j dit :
then i could really say "it's not you....you're a great guy,staudi."
Timothy Trost dit :
ahh
special j dit :
"it's just the way god made me."
Timothy Trost dit :
hahaha
Timothy Trost dit :
this is true

Timothy Trost dit :
well, you could do that.... or you could just hang out with him for an hour and then go home?
special j dit :
that'd probably be more simple
Timothy Trost dit :
but less amusing

L / dit :
tehdään tulevaisuudensuunnitelmia ja sit kun ne kaikki kusee niin häivytään

sia - breathe me