- I don't have to be permanentle waxed and hair-free. If I fall asleep with my make-up on, I won't scare anybody in the morning.
- Being single means there is the possibility that flirting will lead to sex.
- I can watch Mean Girls as much as I want, without being made to feel like that my choice of film gives me the intelligence of a small woodland creature. I can also watch gossip girl, Dine with me and Location Location Location back to back without anybody moaning.
- I don't have to put up with man noise (it's sounds like this: wuroofrah) or man smell.