-Excuse me, waitor! Can you taste this soupe?
-Is there something wrong with that?
-No, can you just taste this soupe?
-If there's something wrong you can tell me..
-No no! Can just taste the freaking soupe?!
-OK OK!! I'll taste the soupe! Where's the spoon?
-A-hahaa! *heristää etusormea*
(c) Going to America