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Only in AmericaPerjantai 10.03.2006 14:38

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screencalls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

ChildrenKeskiviikko 01.03.2006 14:40

Children, lets pretend we can see everything,

"But we can."

I can make you the pian go away,

""No, you cant"

peplr may think that you're different,

"But i am"

Emotional abuse hurts a lot,

"but we know"

Growing is hating, while hating is growing,

(the children in unison):

We can feel it.

- Serj Tankian, Cool Gardens

TukholmaMaanantai 16.01.2006 17:25

Mie lähen Tukholmaan ensi viikolla. Kivaa. Ruotsin taitoni on sitä ja tätä joten mielenkiintoinen matka se ainakin tulee olemaan. Mut mikä ei tapa vahvistaa.
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