A white child is eating a bar of chocolate on a hot day. He smears it all over his face, approaches his mother, and states "Mommy, Mommy! Look, I'm black!"
His mother smacks him, tells him to never do it again and tells him to go show his father what he showed her.
So the boy goes to his father, and states "Daddy, Daddy! Look, I'm black!"
His father smacks him, tells him to never do it again and tells him to go show his grandfather what he showed him.
So the boy goes to his grandfather, and states "Grandpa, Grandpa! Look, I'm black!"
His grandfather smacks him, tells him to never do it again and tells him to go show his mother what he showed him.
The boy returns to his mother, who promtly asks "So, what did you learn?"
And the boy replied : "I learned that I've only been black for five minutes, and already I hate you white people."
His mother smacks him, tells him to never do it again and tells him to go show his father what he showed her.
So the boy goes to his father, and states "Daddy, Daddy! Look, I'm black!"
His father smacks him, tells him to never do it again and tells him to go show his grandfather what he showed him.
So the boy goes to his grandfather, and states "Grandpa, Grandpa! Look, I'm black!"
His grandfather smacks him, tells him to never do it again and tells him to go show his mother what he showed him.
The boy returns to his mother, who promtly asks "So, what did you learn?"
And the boy replied : "I learned that I've only been black for five minutes, and already I hate you white people."