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@ Jos dissaat mua, ni mun mummi haukkuu sut pystyy
@ Jos dissaat mua, ni mun mummi haukkuu sut pystyy
@ Jos dissaat mua, ni mun mummi haukkuu sut pystyy
@ Jos dissaat mua, ni mun mummi haukkuu sut pystyy
@ Jos dissaat mua, ni mun mummi haukkuu sut pystyy

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kaikki tonne

Hi!
Oringinal bad boy on the case cover your face
Came in the place blowed and sprayed Puffy with mace
I laced your weed with insect repellent better check the smellin'
Eminem starts with an E, better check the spellin' with a capital
Sombody grab me a snapple
I got an asthma capsule trapped in my adam's apple
Sombody dropped me on my head and I'm sure that my mother did it
But the bitch won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months
And said "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' these kicks cunt?"
The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell
I'll probably have to settle next to the furnace in hell
I'm sick of the sperm cells with syphalis germs
And I'm hotter than my dick is when I piss and it burns
I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach
And vomit so much blod that your clothes stick to you from it
Hit you in the head with a brick till you plummet
If ya'll don't like me you can suck my dick till you numb it
And all that gibberish that you were spittin' you need to kill it
And your style is like dying in my sleep, I don't feel it

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me?
Is fuckin' crazy (Hello? Hi) (2x)

My mic's grillin' you, staring you down with a grin to grin
I'm Eminem, you're a fag at a women's gym
I'm Slim, so Shady is really you're fake alias
To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens
A braniac with a cranium packed full of more uranium than a maniac Saudi Arabian
A highly cumbustible head, spasmatic strapped to a Craftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical condition
I flat lined, jumped up and ran for the mortician
High speed, IV full of Thai weed, lookin' Chinese
With my knees stuck together like siamese
Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians
Pins and needles hyperdermic needles and pins
I hope God forgives me for my sins
It probably all depends on if I keep on killin' my girlfriends

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me?
Is fuckin' crazy (Huh? Listen!) (2x)

Last night I OD'd on rush, mushrooms and dust
And got rushed to the hospoital to get my system flushed (shucks)
I'm an alcoholic, and that's all I can say
I call in to work cause all I do is frolick and play
I swallow grenades, take a bottle of water a day
A Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be
Gimme eleven Excedrin and my head'll spin
Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet engine
Scratch my balls till I shred the skin
"Doctor check this rash, look how red it's been"
"It's probably Aids", "forget it then"
I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
That don't even make sense, like dikes using dildos
So reach in your billfold for ten duckets
And pick up your Slim Shady shit is on rucus
Somethin' somethin' somethin', I get weeded
My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read it

Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
Is fuckin' crazy, you hear me?
Is fuckin' crazy (Huh? Hello?) (2x)

Hi! Something's not right, I'm sorry, I'm mentally retarded
Slim shady, I think that's my name
Rucus Records, fuckin' crazy
You hear us? We're fuckin' crazy!
All of us
Hi, Bye
Night, something

Sir yes sir!
You've gonna move your ass to my command
Sir yes sir!
Or do you wanna feel my hand?
Sir no sir!

kertosäe:
You soldiers love is muddy dirt (yes sir, yes sir)
'Til every bone and muscle hurt (no sir, no sir)
Move your ass to my command (yes sir, yes sir)
Or do you want to feel my hand (no sir, no sir)
This company wants to be the best (yes sir, yes sir)
Or are you less than all the rest (no sir, no sir)
I'm tuff but deal with all aspects (yes sir, yes sir)
But when we're through you'll get a rest (yo yo yes sir)

kertosäe2:
Ejo, zak zak zak - Captain Jack is coming back
Turn it up, turn it down - move it all all around
Pow wow, tak tak tak - come and fight for Captain Jack
You say yes, you say no - just say yes and start the show

kertosäe3:
Give me a hundred sit ups, fools (yes sir, yes sir)
You fuckers ain't that fucking cool (no sir, no sir)
For me you take off all your shirt (yes sir, yes sir)
Unless you want to eat some dirt (no sir, no sir)
All of you get on the floor (yes sir, yes sir)
Or should I kick your ass some more (no sir, no sir)
Scream and shout and call my name (Captain Jack, Captain Jack)
Or do you wanna feel the pain (yo yo yes sir)

kertosäe2

We gonna take, we gonna take, we gonna take that pain (2x)

kertosäe

kertosäe2

kertosäe3

Lonely I'm so lonely,
I have nobody,
To call my own
I'm so lonely, I'm mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
To call my own
I'm so lonely,

Yo this one here goes out to all my playas out there y'a know
got to have one good
girl who's always been there like y'a
Now took all the bullshit
then one day she can't take it no more
and decides to leave

I woke up in the middle of the night and
I noticed my girl wasn't by my side,
could'a sworn I was dreamin', for her I was
Feenin', so I had'ta take a little ride,
back tracking over these few years,
try'na figure out wat I do to make it go bad, 'cause
Ever since my girl left me, my whole life came crashin'

kertosäe:
I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl
(2x)

Can't belive I had a girl like you and
I just let you walk right out'a my life,
after all I put you through you still stuck
Around and stayed by my side,
what really hurt me is I broke your heart,
baby you were a good girl and I had no right, I
Really wanna make things right,
'cause without you in my life girl

kertosäe (2x)

Been all about the world ain't never met a girl
that can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up
and run and I would be out chasing you
Cause ain't nowhere in the globe I'd rather be,
ain't no-one in the globe I'd rather see
then the girl of my dreams that made me
Be so happy but now so lonely

So lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own)

kertosäe

Never thought that I'd be alone,
I didn't think you'd be gone this long,
I just want you to call my phone,
so stop playing girl and
Come on home (come on home),
baby girl I didn't mean to shout,
I want me and you to work it out,
I never wished I'd ever
Hurt my baby, and it's driving me crazy cuz...

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (to call my own)

kertosäe

Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, (so lonely),
Mr. Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, (so lonely), Mr. Lonely

Vanahana poekana kuolen

Hei jou,
Jos sä oot niinku sä
Tai jos mä oon niinku mä
Eli jannu joka diggaa olla himassa ja lungii vaan
Niin koht sit ahistaa
"hei, emmä tommoseen kumminkaan"
Joka vaan jumittaa eikä tee mitään duuniikaan
Sä kuuntelet aikas sit sä alat sumplimaan
Ja suunnittelemaan ja ideoimaan hommii
Sit kun kaikki natsaa ja syntyy jotain pommii
Ja on paljon töitä
Ja asioita joita pitää hoitaa
Nii sit ahistaa koskaa et koskaa oo kotona
Etkä ehkä se sama poika jonka kanssa se alko olemaan
Ja se luuli kokoajan
Että te molemmat piditte tät suhdetta niinku tärkeimpänä asiana
Nyt sun työ on sulle ykkönen ja vie sun kaiken ajan yada-yada-yada
Ja näin se jatkuu kai aina vaan
Jannut mä voin kertoo ettei kandee olla ainakaa
Kova tai pehmee
Tai laiha tai lihava
Tai tyly tai ihana tai raitis tai pihalla

kertosäe:
Kauan sitten tytöille jo vesi tuli kieleen
Mut äiti mulle neuvot takonunna oli mielee jotta
Naisia poikani väistä, se on joukkova hurja päistä
Vaikka tytöt kiinittyivät niinkuin takiaiset
Mulla kun on sitä mikä aina hurmoo naiset
Niin siitäpäs piän minä huolen jotta vanhana poikana kuolen.

Ku ootte iltakävelyllä, ja joku vie sen käsilaukun
Niin sä juokset sen jannun tietty kiinni ja joudut rauhottaa sen
"annas olla vika kerta ja vie takas se veska"
Mut mieti kaks kertaa koska tää saattaa merkkaa
Ett "se on väkivaltanen, mä pelkään sitä"
Yada-yada
Mut muista myös se et sit taas toisaalta
Jos et tee yhtään mitää
Ja vaan stondaat tumput suorina
Niin et oo mies tai mikään ku et puolusta sen kunniaa.
Yeah
Tai jotain vastaavaa
Se on radal ja soitat ja se sattuu vastaamaan
"niin miksi sä keskeytät tyttöjen illan
Oot mustis ja en anna omaa tilaa ja sillai"
Mut jos et oo sen kanssa minuutin välein luuris
Niin et rakasta et välitä ja sulla on joku muuki
Just tätähän se tarkottaa
Näin tuumas jo Esaki aikoinaan jotta:

kertosäe

Yeeh
Ja tytöt tietää et mutenia rakastaa teit kaikkii
Ja se on suoraa sydämest tähä maikkii
Jannut tietää et jos te jotenki pystysitte olee sellasii ku teiän pitäs olla
Nii ei salee toimis koska ei ois mitää mistä sanoo
Hei jou esa vielä kerran c'moon

kertosäe (2x)

I'm out of time and all I got is 4 minutes (4x)
Break down

Come on boy
I've been waiting for somebody
To pick up my stroll

Well don't waste time
Give me a sign
Tell me how you wanna roll

I want somebody to speed it up for me
Then take it down slow
There's enough room for both

Well, I can handle that
You just gotta show me where it's at
Are you ready to go
(Are you ready to go)

kertosäe:
If you want it
You already got it
If you thought it
It better be what you want
If you feel it
It must be real just
Say the word and I'm a give you what you want

kertosäe2:
Time is waiting
We only got 4 minutes to save the world
No hesitating
Grab a boy
Grab a girl
Time is waiting
We only got 4 minutes to save the world
No hesitating
We only got 4 minutes, 4 minutes

Keep it up
Madonna
You gotta get in line, hop
Tick tock tick tock tick tock
That's right, keep it up
Keep it up, don't stop
Madonna, uh
You gotta get in line, hop
Tick tock tick tock tick tock

Sometimes I think what I need is a human intervention, yeah

And you know I can tell that you like it
And that it's good, by the way that you move, ooh, hey hey

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, yeah

But if I die tonight
At least I can say I did what I wanted to do
Tell me, how about you?

kertosäe

kertosäe2

Madonna
You gotta get in line, hop
Tick tock tick tock tick tock
That's right, keep it up
Keep it up, don't stop
Madonna, uh
You gotta get in line, hop
Tick tock tick tock tick tock

I got a plan for you and I
Let's journey across the Venetian skies.
Can I have some of your cookies, can I have some of your pie
May I cut the first slice, so won't you

kertosäe:
Scream, at the top of your lungs, everybody's feeling right (4x)

Intoxicated with desire,
And you're the designated driver, yeah
I'm not afraid, 'cause I'm a rider, yeah
Ain't nothing wrong with feeling right, so won't you

kertosäe

I love it babe, got me here doing things I'd never do
Can hold me downs, why I'm here making sure, things are up for you (get it)
Like a getaway, for the lights go off, you turn on
I love this place, cause I can hear the echo when you make me ah

kertosäe

In the car, at the party
Got his hands, On your body
Don't fight it, Ooh
If you like it, Ooh

In your room, on the rooftop
Feels good, don't stop
Don't fight it, Ooh (Don't you fight it)
If you like it, Ooh (Why don't you)

kertosäe

If you love me girl
Why don't you
If it feels good why don't you (sing it)
Uh, if you love me girl, why don't you just
Cause when it feels good it (don't fight it)
If you like it

Yeah,
Don't fight it, ooh
Yeah,
If you like it, ooh

Don't you like that
It feels so good, don't it?
Grab my hand baby
Take a walk on the beach, clear your minds

Hold your string here
Don't you like that beat
You do?
What else you like?
Hmm

I can accommodate that
Oh you like my swagger?
You like how I changed it up?
I like it too baby
But for now,

Hey the beat is going a little bit too long

Oh you like it this long? Hmm
That means you like to make love long?
Yeah, I feel that
Ooh.

I like how you shaking your hips to it
It's about to end baby, but don't you stop
Keep it going (3x)
Bring it over here
Sit on my lap
Kiss me
No no no, right here
Yeah
Oh I like that
Ooh I like that
Ooh

I'mma stop bullshitting, ha ha.

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that phase.
Even your emotions had an echo
In so much space

And when you're out there
Without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much

Does that make me crazy (3x)
Probably

And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice, that's my only advice
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are,
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control

Well, I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me

My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
And all I remember is thinking, I want to be like them
Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun
And it's no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done

Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably