IRC-Galleria

Once upon a time there was a one man, Jack with a parrot Jack 2. They were best friends. They sailed around the world. They haven't home because they lived in the ship. The ship was very huge. There was two floor. It was white and there was very big sail. Jack and Jack 2 lived very happily...
But one day then they were in Indian Ocean, happened an emergency. On board was a hole. This wasn't a little hole, that was big. The ship was about in one hour full water. Jack should do something. Jack send a fax in U.S. Navy but the fax doesn't work. Jack 2 send a distress rocket. They hope, somebody see a rocket. Jack 2 was seasick. Aagh! Time was almost end. Water was broke ship's windows. Radio was broke. What now? Jack and Jack 2 must jump. Sea was dangerous and water was very cold. Then was January. And parrots can't swim. Ouuu! In ship was two life-jackets. Luckily! They jumped. Plumps!
-Aagh! This is cold, Jack said.
-Same too, Jack 2 scream.
They swam and swam. They were very tired and cold... But then happened something amazing. Helicopter flew up.
-Jack, Jack, scream Jack 2. Jack didn't hear Jack 2. He was dead. Jack 2 best friend was dead!

-Jack, wake up!
-What? I'm alive! All this was a dream! But where is my parrot, Jack 2?
-What? You haven't a parrot. You are crazy.
-Oh, It's okay. I am alive and this is best.

Next day in newspaper: "Human alive, parrot dead!" -What?!?!?