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- Alright, so let me get this right, you say it's a motherfucker who come to your house...
- To your muthafucking house
- And he ain't be trying to rob you?
- Ah hell no, that's Santa Dawg, you ain't ever heard of Santa?
- Nuh uh
- Santa Claus, Saint Nick?
- Nah
- Kris Kringle?
- Man nah!
- You ain't ever heard of Kris Kringle?
- Man Hell nah!!
- Look (What?), he come down the chimney in some spots, but some people they ain't got no
chimney, so he just come in tha back dooor, he may have to kick it in though, depending
it what hood he in, cause some people be bolting they shit
- Who?
- You know like Kwee-Kwee and them down there on west 7 mile, you know, swinginh the herb
- Fool, I know who that is, who you talking about kicking in some DOORS?
- Santa, SANTA CLAUS!...Ho Ho Ho everybody's Jolly
- Oh, you mean the motherfucker who be ringing the bell down in front of Churches' Chicken
- Something like that, except he come and he be bringing gifts, it's like religious thing
or something
- Man, you acting like a sucker believing in that Fishtishish Bullshit!
- Man, I don't even like fish! so, LOOK!
- WHAT?
- He's looking at his list
- Right
- He's checking it twice
- Right, Right
- And he gonna know who's naughty or nice
- Man, hell nah, so what you saying, this motherfucker work for the FBI? he got a list,
what kind of list?
- I mean, it's kinda like that,it ain't really a list like that,I mean its Christmas list,
you know like gifts and stuff... remember when you was and you wanting Space Invaders
for the 5200 back in '86? (yea), and then nobody got it for you? (uh huh), cause you
wasn't right, Santa was like Fuck that, I ain't bringing him shit, I'mah gonna bring my
homie Lil Poot erythang.
- Well fuck SANTA, and fuck you
- Man fuck you man, you don't be dissing no Santa Claus, dawg
I don't be beliving in that shit, that shit ain't even real, man you acting like a
- little sucker beliving in some old Santa Claus shit
- Man, SANTA for life fool