IRC-Galleria

Pieni poika kysyy isältään:
- Isä, meillä on ainekirjoitusta koulussa. Saanko kysyä jotain?
- Tietysti, poikani! Kysy pois.
- Mikä on politiikka?
- No jaa, politiikassa on viisi ryhmää:
1) kansa
2) hallitus
3) talousvalta
4) työläisluokka ja
5) maan tulevaisuus.
- Isä, en ymmärrä. Voitko selittää?
- OK, otetaan meidän kotimme esimerkiksi:
Minä tienaan rahat tähän meidän huusholliimme, joten minulla on taloudellinen valta. Sinun äitisi määrää ja käyttää rahat, joten hän on hallitus. Yhdessä me huolehdimme sinun tarpeistasi, sinä olet siis kansa. Pikkuveljesi on maan tulevaisuus ja hänen hoitajansa on työläisluokka. Ymmärrätkö nyt?
- Joten kuten ...

Yöllä poika heräsi siihen, että pikkuveli itki. Hän nousi katsomaan mikä oli, ja huomasi että veikalla oli kakat vaipassa. Hän meni vanhempien makuuhuoneeseen, missä äiti nukkui sikeästi, eikä herännyt pojan kuiskauksiin. Sitten hän meni lastenhoitajan huoneen ovelle ja näki avainreiästä, että isäkin oli siellä ... Kun he eivät vastanneet hänen koputuksiinsa meni hän takaisin nukkumaan.

Seuraavana aamuna poika sanoi isälleen:
- Isä, nyt minä taidan ymmärtää mitä politiikka on.
- Mainiota! sanoi isä. Selitä omin sanoin.
- Luulen että se on näin:
Hallitus nukkuu ja kuorsaa sillä aikaa kun taloudellinen valta panee työläisluokkaa p*rs**seen, kansaa ei noteerata millään lailla ja maan tulevaisuus on kaulaansa myöten paskassa.

http://www.hs.fi/viesti/sukupuolitestiKeskiviikko 17.12.2008 12:08

Olet 94-Prosenttisesti mies ja 6-Prosenttisesti nainen

Jee :D sepäs tulikin yllätyksenä että on pallit lahkees :D:D:D

tääkin on iha jees Sunnuntai 23.11.2008 14:48

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hauska :)Sunnuntai 23.11.2008 14:46

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menkää johki omaaaaan kuva-albumiin ja laittakaa toi osotteen tilalle.

=PKeskiviikko 03.09.2008 15:00

JOS SAISIT MINUT SINUN HUONEESEESI
LUKITTUNA 24 TUNNIKSI JA SAISIT TEHDÄ KANSSANI IHAN MITÄ VAIN, MITÄ TEKISIT?
jätä kommentti ja sitten kopioi tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi
ja katso mitä muut sanovat ,saatat yllättyä.
JOS ET VASTAA JA KOPIOI TÄTÄ , OLET VALITETTAVASTI PELKURI:P

[Ei aihetta]Lauantai 14.06.2008 08:21

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``````````````````````````````````Auta lordia valloittaa irc-galleria``````````````````

JhannushoroskooppiPerjantai 13.06.2008 22:00

RAPU juo juo ja juo, itkee, juo juo ja juo, muistelee menneitä ja itkee, juo, juo ja juo, nukahtaa keskelle pihaa. Seuraavana aamuna taas itkee koska ei muista nähneensä kokkoa. ::D:D:D:

Mitäköhän ne opettajat sanois? :DTorstai 15.05.2008 00:44

Äidinkieli..................... 6
Englanti...................... 10
Ruotsi......................... 4
Matematiikka.................. 10
Fysiikka ja kemia............. 10
Biologia ja maantieto......... 10
Historia ja yhteiskuntaoppi.... 7
Uskonto........................ 7
Liikunta ja terveystieto....... 6
Musiikki....................... 7
Kotitalous..................... 7
Käsityö: tekstiilityö......... 10
Kuvataide...................... 8
Käytös ja huolellisuus........ 10

Keskiarvo...................... 8

http://www2.hs.fi/extrat/hsfi/omaelama/peruskoulutesti/default.asp

Shillälailla :DMaanantai 17.03.2008 03:15

JOS ELÄMÄSTÄSI TEHTÄISIIN ELOKUVA, MILLAINEN SEN SOUNDTRACK OLISI?

Tässä kuinka se toimii:
Avaa musiikkikirjastosi (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, yms).
Laita se sekoitukselle ( Shuffle)
Paina Play.
Jokaiseen kysymykseen vastaa biisi joka soi.
Kun olet valmis siirry seuraavan kysymykseen ja klikkaa seuraava
Valmista?


Alkumusiikki: Klamydia - Harri :D:D

Herääminen: Skandaali - Ei pysty

Rakastuminen: Klamydia - Vatsahapposhow

Riitaantuminen: Ella ja Aleksi - Lepa Lepakko

Sovinto: Ilona - Kesäpano

Salainen rakkaus: Jukkapoika ja Jenkkarenkka - Rullaan

Elämä on okei: Bob Marley - No woman no cry

Pettymys: Hannibal & Soppa - Ennenku viikate heiluu

Ajaminen: Klamydia - Vanha holvikirkko

Muistot: Klamydia - Matka

Iloinen tanssi: Klamydia - Ne jää jotka jää

Unohtaminen: Anneli Mattila - Paljon kerrottavaa

Pitkä yö yksin: Irwin Goodman - Riemu ja ratto

Viimeinen taistelu: Yölintu - Kaupungin äänet <3

Kuolemakohtaus: Leijona - Pidä huoli sun omist asioistas

Lopputekstit: Popeda - Kalteriblues