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Terveisin

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"Hevosleikkiä"
Hakiessani maanantaina Joonaa tarhasta, totesi hoitotäti, että
teillä on viikonloppuna leikitty hevosleikkejä. Kummastelin asiaa
ja totesin ettei olla leikitty. Hoitotäti lisäsi, että Joona heit-
täytyi leikkitunnilla selälleen patjalle ja pyysi tyttöjä tulemaan
päälleen ratsastamaan, ja Joona siinä sitten hevosena hirnui ja
huusi että minä tulen. Kyllä äitiä siinä Joonan vierellä nolotti."

"Peli-ilta"
Olin Bussissa 11 v. poikani kanssa, ja ehdotin illaksi monopolin
peluuta ja vähän karkkia vain me kaksi. Poika hihkasi isoon ääneen
jooo, äiti, pidetään vaan kimppakivaa. Vain me kahdestaan. Kyllä oli
noloa siinä sitten selittää, että kimppakivalla on toinenkin merkitys,
selitin sen olevan aikuisten pussailujuttuja."

"Tarhassa"
Neljävuotias tyttäremme oli aloittanut uudessa tarhassa ja ekan viikon
jälkeen perjantaina hain häntä kotiin. Hoitaja kysyi tytöltä minun
odottaessa että hän pukeutuu: - Mitäs meinasitte tehdä viikonloppuna?
Fiksu tyttäreni vastasi tähän neljävuotiaan arvokkuudella ja viisaasti
kuin mikäkin: - En mä tiedä vielä. Äiti ja isi juo tänään ja huomenna
viinaa ja mä olen varmaan omassa huoneessa. Niin meillä on joka viikon-
loppu. Tytär jatkoi pukemista ja hoitaja katsoi minua siitä eteenpäin
jokseenkin pahalla silmällä. Kyse oli siitä, että meillä oli tapana
ottaa viikonloppuisin ruoan kanssa viiniä ja tyttäremme kutsui sitä
viinaksi."

"Orava"
Meillä mummi keräsi ensin sellaset pienet oravat tyttärilleni. Lapset
nimittivät niitä orkuiksi sitkeesti kielloistani huolimatta. Aloin
keräillä niitä hiton merkkejä tosissani koska halusin itselleni
sellaisen
ison oravan, kuuskyt merkkiikö siihen tarvittiin. No, kerran kaupassa
talouspaperiosastolla muksut hokas et siellähän ois merkkejä pilvin
pimein pusseissa. "Sais äiti vihdoin sen haluamansa ison orkun", kailotti
4-vuotias... ja arvatkaa oliko monta kuulijaa ja äiti punanen. Siinä
kaupassa ei kehdattu hetkeen käydä."

"Lapset pois parisängystä"
Kotona opetettiin muksuja nukkumaan omissa sängyissään, iskän ja äidin
sängyssä kun tahtoi olla ahdasta jos kolme muksua änkesi yöllä sinne
nukkumaan. Sopimuksesta pidettiin aika hyvin kiinni, paitsi silloin kun
iskä oli työmatkalla. Asiasta puhuttiin ja muistutettiin muksuja, että
jos nyt kuitenkin nukuttaisiin omassa sängyssä, vaikka isi olisikin yötä
poissa. Eräällä kauppareissulla, tuollaisen työmatkan jälkeen nuorin
tytöistä ilmoitti kovaan ääneen: "Isi, isi. Kukaan ei ollut nyt äidin
sängyssä kun sä olit poissa!"

"Kaljaa"
2-vuotias poikani huusi kerran kaupassa suureen ääneen, että "nää kaljat
on sitte meijän iskälle!"

"Lihatiskillä"
Poikani oli kuusivuotiaana isänsä kanssa kaupassa ja sanoi
lihatiskillä kovaan ääneen, että kato isä, tuossa on ihan samanlainen
jortikka
kuin sulla. Ympärillä ihmiset hiljenivät, ja isä helotti punaisena kun he
ensin katsoivat pojan osoittamaan suuntaan nähdäkseen, että millainen
"jortikka", ja sitten vaivihkaa vilkaisivat isää nähdäkseen että
millaisella miehellä.

"Vielä kun.."
Olin hakemassa poikaani (3 v) tarhasta kotiin. Kysyin hoitajilta,
että miten päivä oli mennyt. Lounaalla oli Jani todennut, että olipa hyvää
ruokaa ja samaan hengenvetoon todennut että vielä kun pillua sais.
Voitte kuvitella, että pikkaisen alkoi iskän poskia kuumottaa."

"Salaisuus"
Olimme lähikaupassa vaimoni ja tyttäremme, 4v kanssa. Kävimme siellä usein
ja tyttärellä oli tapana jutella kassatädin kanssa. No, tällä kertaa
hän sanoi kassalle, että hänellä on salaisuus. Kassa pyysi, että
kertoisitko minullekkin. Tyttöpä tietysti kertoi sellaisella
äänenvoimakkuudella,
että koko kauppa kuuli salaisuuden: "Minäpäs näin eilen illalla, kun äiti
pussasi isin pippeliä". Kävimme sitten vähän aikaa toisessa kaupassa."

"Tarhassa"
Joku tarhalainen sanoi hoitajalle: "isällä on taas ripuli." Hoitaja:
"mistä sinä sen tiedät?" "No kun yöllä kävelin vessasta omaan huoneeseen
ja
menin vanhempien huoneen vierestä, kuulin, kun äiti sanoi voi paska, se on
taas löysä."


:D

vastaa heti :))

Olemmeko tavanneet?

Kerro, miten ja missä me tapasimme ensimmäisen kerran!!!

sinä kuka luit tämän kopioi tämä sivullesi ja ylläty siitä kuinka moni sinut muistaa

Poika ajaa lujaa moottoripyörällä 180 km/h
Tyttö: Hidasta, mua pelottaa
Poika: Enkä, tää on hauskaa
Tyttö: Eikä ole. Oo kiltti, tää on liian pelottavaa
Poika: Sano mulle sitten, että sä rakastat mua
Tyttö: Hyvä on, mä rakastan sua. Jarruta !
Poika: Ja nyt halaa mua OIKEIN kovaa
*tyttö halaa poikaa*
Poika: Voitko ottaa pois mun kypärän ja laittaa sen sun päähäs? Mä kyllästyin siihen..

Sanomalehdessä seuraavana päivänä:
"Moottoripyörä törmäsi rakennusta vasten jarrujen vian seurauksena. Samalla hetkellä kyydissä oli kaksi henkilöä, joista vain yksi jäi eloon."
Totta puhuen, matkan puoli välissä poika huomasi jarrujen olevan rikki, mutta ei halunnut tytön tietävän asiasta. Sen sijaan hän pyysi tyttöä sanomaan että tämä rakastaa häntä ja halaamaan tätä viimeistä kertaa. Lisäksi hän käski tytön laittaakypärän päähän, jotta tyttö jäisi eloon vaikka tämä merkitsi pojalle kuolemaa.


Jos sinäkin rakastat jotakuta yhtä paljon - kopioi tämä päiväkirjaasi

KOREALAINEN NIMI:


A - KA
B - ZU
C - MI
D - TE
E - KU
F - LU
G - JI
H - RI
I - KI
J - ZU
K - ME
L - TA
M - RIN
N - TO
O - MO
P - NO
Q - KE
R - SHI
S - ARI
T - CHI
U - DO
V - RU
W -MEI
X - NA
Y - FU
Z - ZI


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auta kissaa valloittamaan irc-galleria
lisäämällä tämä sinunkin päiväkirjaasi :D

valitse kuukausi jolloin synnyit:

Tammikuu- Söin
Helmikuu- Löin
Maaliskuu- Nussin
Huhtikuu- Katsoin
Toukokuu- Runkkasin
Kesäkuu- Vedin turpaan
Heinäkuu- Nauratin
Elokuu- Puukotin
Syyskuu- Ampuin
Lokakuu- Rakastelin
Marraskuu- Haukuin
Joulukuu- Pidin kädessäni

Valitse päivä jolloin synnyit:

1. Huoraa
2. Poika/tyttöystävääsi
3. Naista jolla on HIV
4. Seksikästä tyttöä
5. Joulupukkia
6. Playboy-pupua
7. Naimisissa olevaa äitiä
8. Koppakuoriaista
9. Äitiäsi
10. Pääsiäispupua
11. Jalkapallo pelaajaa
12. Pirua
13. Aasialaista
14. Opettajaani
15. Kiveä
16. Elvistä
17. Pornotähteä
18. Puhelinta
19. Tietokonettani
20. Sinun taloa
21. Äitiä
22. Lammasta
23. Pappia
24. Siihteeriä
25. Mr.Oikeaa
26. Transua
27. Terotinta
28. Sinun kuumaa siskoa
29. George Bush:ia
30. CD-levyä
31. Tulostinta

Nimesi kolmas kirjain:

A- koska tykkään suklaasta
B- koska minulla oli tylsää
C- koska housuni olivat liian tiukat
D- koska hedelmä tykkää kärpäsestä
E- koska sydämeni on liian pieni
F- koska en saanut yhtään lahjaa jouluna
G- koska tykkään kananmunista
H- koska huomenna on maailmanloppu
I- koska viilsin ranteeni auki
J- koska minulla ei ole tyttö/poikaystävää
K- koska pidän jalkapallosta
L- koska olin pilvessä
M- koska olin sekaisin
N- koska äitini käski
O- koska olen homoseksuaali
P- koskan olen yksinäinen
Q- koska vanhempani riitelevät paljon
R- koska minua panettaa
S- koska haluan tehdä itsemurhan
T- koska inhoan koulua
U- koska minulla on tarve masturboida
V- koska tykkään juhlia
W- koska se kutsuu minua
X- koska tykkään tummista
Y- koska tykkään uida
Z- koska olin humalassa
Ã…- koska minun vasen kives on suurempi kuin toinen
Ä- koska vasen rintani on suurempi kuin toinen
Ö- koska minulla oli sormi anuksessa


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