IRC-Galleria

Kaikki maailmatkaan
Meitä ei vois koskaan
Erottaa toisistaan
Valovuodetkaan (koskaan)
Sä laulat mun korvaan
Pohjoistuuli kuiskuttaa
Mua seuraat päivin, öin
Enemmän sua ikävöin
Varjosi luoksein jäi

Vaikka olitkin vain hetken mun kanssain
Luonas sun mä oon vieläkin
Vaikka tämä välimatka onkin suuri
Lähelläin oot täälläkin
Vaikka olitkin vain hetken mun kanssain
Luonas sun mä oon vieläkin
Luokseni varjosi jäi
Nään sut mielessäin

Jos vielä voisin, sulle kertoo tahtoisin
Kuinka tärkee mulle on
Tää ystävyys loppumaton
Varjosi luoksein jäi
Varjosi luoksein jäi

Vaikka olitkin vain hetken mun kanssain
Luonas sun mä oon vieläkin
Tämä välimatka onkin suuri
Lähelläin oot täälläkin
Vaikka olitkin vain hetken mun kanssain
Luonas sun mä oon vieläkin
Luokseni varjosi jäi
Nään sut mielessäin

Osa susta säilyy täällä
Vaikka ootkin niin etäällä
Etsin sua ja suljen silmät kii
Ja siinä eessäin oot

Vaikka olitkin vain hetken mun kanssain
Luonas sun mä oon vieläkin
Tämä välimatka onkin suuri
Lähelläin oot täälläkin
Vaikka olitkin vain hetken mun kanssain
Luonas sun mä oon vieläkin
Luokseni varjosi jäi
Nään sut mielessäin

Vaikka olitkin vain hetken mun kanssain
Luonas sun mä oon vieläkin
Luokseni varjosi jäi
Nään sut mielessäin

Päädyimme seuraavanlaiseen arvioon

Testin mukaan sinulla saattaa olla lievää masennusta. Jos tunnistat itsessäsi masennuksen oireita, voit keskustella asiasta oman lääkärisi tai terveydenhoitajasi kanssa. Usein lievä masennus liittyy elämäntilanteeseen ja menee itsellään ohi. Masennuksesta löytyy artikkeli sivuiltamme. Pyri nauttimaan elämästäsi ja lepäämään tarpeeksi!

Sitä vaan ihmettelen että minkä takia elämä on antaa paskaa kasvoille tuutin täydeltä. Sitä toivoisi että saisi elää elämäänsä onnellisena,mutta aina uudestaan palautetaan maanpinnalle hattu täynnä sitä itseään. Kai sitä pitää vaan jaksaa ja yrittää, koska tässä elämässä lopulta kaikki toivottavasti päättyy hyvin.

taitaa tää ukko päräyttää huomenna pään täyteen:D

Erno Estoton

Taisin olla kuuden, kun isä kerran kysyi
"Poika, juotko jo viinaa?"
Aivan, kuuden vanha olin silloin kyllä, kun isä kysyi
"Poika, juotko jo viinaa?"
Ja mitä silloin pystyy vastaan sanomaan,
Kun kysyjä on mies, joka kaiken opettaa
Niin katson kuinka lasittunein silmin tuijottaa
Ja tivaa "Juotko jo viinaa?"

Kun piilosilla ollaan, isä laskee sovinnolla sataan
Kuuluvaan ääneen
Kun piilosilla ollaan, isä laskee sovinnolla sataan
Kuuluvaan ääneen
Vaan kun päästynä on kahteen tuhanteen
On silloin syytä pienten poikain mennä vuoteeseen
Niin katson verhon takaa, kuinka isä pöydän päällä makaa
Kuuluvaan ääneen

Kun äiti lähti, tuumattiin
"Kyllähän me miehet pärjätään"
Kun äiti lähti pois

Kaurapuuron päällä silmä voinen kiiltää jaksaa ainoastaan
Hetkisen aikaa
Kaurapuuron päällä silmä voinen kiiltää jaksaa ainoastaan
Hetkisen aikaa
Vaan tänä aamuna ei silmä pääse sulamaan
Ovat enkelit ne vieneet isän yöllä mukanaan
Niin kertoo kiltti setä sairaalasta,
Istuu viereen ainoastaan hetkeksi aikaa

Jos välität minusta, laita minulle "<3"
Ja jos et välitä nii laita "=("
Tarkoituksena on vain saada tietää, kuinka moni välittää.
Kopioi tämä päiväkirjaasi, niin näet ketkä kaikki välittävät sinusta.

kissa

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auta kissaa valloittaa irc-galleria
lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaan :D

10 KYSYMYSTÄ SINUSTA
Nimesi? : Mikko
Ikä? : 32
Kuinka pitkä olet? : 173,5
Mikä on lempivärisi? : musta,punainen,keltainen
Onkos ollut hyvä päivä? : no nyt ihan hyvin kaikki
Millainen mieliala on tällä hetkellä?: vaihteleva
Minkä väriset hiukset sinulla on nyt? :tummanruskeat
Onko sinulla oma TV? : on
Jos saisit yhden yliluonnollisen kyvyn, mikä se olisi? kryptonilaisen kyvyt:)
Näitkö unta viime yönä? Millaista?: en nukkunut juuri ollenkaan kuten en koko viikolla...

9 KYSYMYSTÄ IHMISSUHTEISTASI
Seurusteletko? : kyllä...naimisissa
Jos et, onko sinulla ihastusta? : ---
Omistatko paljon ystäviä? : en
Entä kavereita? : ? no joo
Onko sinulla hyvät välit vanhempiisi? : on
Onko sinua ikinä petetty (kaverisuhteessa tai seurustelusuhteessa)? : on
oletko itse pettänyt? : no olen
Mikä on pahin asia, mitä sinulle on koskaan sanottu? : no tähän en viitsi vastata

MITEN SANOT NÄMÄ 8 SANAA?
Koti? : koti
Tyttöystävä? : tyttöystävä
Savuke? : tupakka
Opettaja? : ope
Kissa? : kissa
Bussi? : linja-auto:)
Helsinki? : helsinki,kaatopaikka

7 OLETKO KOSKAAN…
…istunut katolla? : voi veikkonen
…nähnyt kuollutta? : muutaman kerran
…soittanut kitaraa? : no juu
…vilautellut? kyllä
…itkenyt itseäsi uneen? : en kai
…juonut pillimehua pussista? : no en
…istunut koneella 6h putkeen? : oon

6 KYSYMYSTÄ KUOLEMASTA
Pelkäätkö kuolemaa? : kyllä,juue,en
Onko kukaan läheisesi kuollut? : useita
Jos katseella voisi tappaa, moniko olisi jo kuollut? : yksi ainakin
Monenko ihmisen puolesta olisit itse valmis kuolemaan? : for family(laaja käsite)
Entä monenko ihmisen käsiin uskoisit henkesi? : oman vaimoni...vaikka riitoja onkin aina välistä
Ajatteletko usein kuolemaa? : kyllä

5 VALINTAA
Sininen vai punainen? : Punanen
Vanilja vai mansikka? : mansikka
Rock vai pop? : Rock
Tietokone vai TV? : Tietokone
Raha vai rakkaus? : Rakkaus


4 SEKALAISTA KYSYMYSTÄ
Omistatko autoa? Jos et, millaisen haluaisit? joo...kaksikin tai no perheen yhteisiä
Pidätkö enemmän Coca-Colasta vai Pepsistä? : coca-cola
Menetkö ensi kesänä festareille? : ei sitä tiedä
Haluaisitko jonkun lävistyksen? : en

3 TEKISIKÖ MIELESI…
…pizzaa? : kyllä
…mennä rannalle? : joo jos ois lämmin
…nukahtaa ikuiseen uneen? : ei

2 NIPPELITIETOKYSYMYSTÄ
Kuulet kavereidesi puhuvan ”thrashin neljästä suuresta”, osaatko kertoa mitkä bändit ovat kyseessä?: en
Tiedätkö mikä on suden latinankielinen nimi? : joo

1 VIIMEINEN KYSYMYS
Onko sinulla salaisuutta, jota et ole koskaan pystynyt kertomaan kenellekään? : aikalailla avaudutaan aina välistä:)

Millaista on nörtin seksisanasto?

Normaalitermi on vasemmalla ja oikealla on käsitteen nörttitermi, jos joku ei tajuu..

romantiikka = määrittely
esileikki = suunnittelu
penetraatio = tuotantoonsiirto
naiminen = tuotanto
uusinta = iteraatio

kondomi = virustorjunta
sukupuolitauti = bugi
siemensyöksy = uppaaminen, upload
suihinotto = imuttaminen, download
masturbaatio = pöytätestaus
ryhmäseksi = moniajo
mies = MS/DOS
nainen = puolalainen unix-variantti, ei dokumentaatiota
peräaukko = rinnakkaisportti
anaaliyhdyntä = liitetään rinnakkaisporttiin
erektio-ongelma = palvelimen kaatuminen, vanhemmat nörtit tuntevat myös termin lerppu
vanhempi partneri = korppu
päänsärky = softan kaatuminen
fritsu = cookie
erektio = hardware
vagina = emolevy
menettää neitsyys = pilotoida
aviomies/nainen = freeware
kaverille kans = shareware
pulska partneri = software
erogeeniset alueet = käyttöliittymä
kuukautiset = käyttökatko, palvelukatko
silikonirinnat = puskurin ylivuoto
rasvaimu = zipattu
kevyt meikkaus = patchi
iltameikki = päivitys
stay up -sukat, push up -liivit = demo
avioituminen = käyttölisenssi
avioehto = palvelukuvaus


Sekä vielä muutamia hyödyllisiä sanontoja:
pidetään valot päällä = haluan debugata
käännytäänkö toisin päin? = onko koodissa takaovea?
ei tämä voi mahtua = memory overflow
tuletko teelle? = sopisko tuotantoonsiirto tänään?