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Lauttasaari!Perjantai 29.12.2006 23:07


Taidankin jaksaa takasin Valkeakoskelle joskus parin viikon päästä, heh. Oon jo muodostellu ohjelmaa lopuille välipäiville, jos toi kauniimpi osapuoli jaksaa niin voitaisiin käydä yhes kivas pikku raflas minkä löysin. Huomenna voitais kiduttaa Viliä jollain mua-alkaa-nukuttaa hömppä rakkausleffalla, liputkin olis jo. Uudet vuoden jälkeen lähetään ruotsin risteilylle pelaan bingoa!


When the weight of the world has got you down
And you want to end your life,
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
And problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the tow'l,
'Cuz there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away
At Flaming Moe's
When liquor in a mug
Can warm you like a hug
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away

Homer Jay!Torstai 28.12.2006 18:41

You're a hero, Homer Jay.
You're as crafty as a skunk.
They'll thank you in the morning,
For stealing Flanders junk.
Homer Jay; You're a double bacon geniusburger,
And just a little drunk!

Thousand Ways to Live Your Life FasterTorstai 28.12.2006 11:33

now playing: Funkadelic - The Electric Spanking of War Babies

Alright, paljon ehtiny taas tapahtua viime kerrasta kun jaksoin runoilla täällä. Ensinnäkin kaikkein oudointa on et kaks ihmistä tuli ihan livenä sanoon et ne lukee tätä, tai ainakin väittivät näin - melkosen jees!

Kylmää rinkiä ehdin seurata neljännelle tuotantokaudelle asti, ja nyt se sarja sit koukuttaa mua ihan kunnolla. Aloinkin jo muodostella uuden vuoden lupausta, ja yhtenä lupauksena yritän olla innostumasta enää yhdestäkään uudesta sarjasta, muiden perinteisten tänä-vuonna-alan-urheilla lupausten lisäks - yeah right.

now playing: Paris - Scarface Groove

| Paris is the name and I'm here to get sick
| I mean I'm stronger than a tiger and I'm down with the click
| While makin sure my song is deffer with an 808 kick
| And now you know it, I'm a poet, and I'm harder than a brick

Joulu meni yllättävän nopeesti itseasiassa, ei ees saatu Kallen kans perinteist Metal Knights (http://metalknights.com/) matsia loppuun asti sodittua. Ei kyl tekis mieli, mut pakko myöntää et Joulu herkutkin alko tehdä jo tiukkaa.

Sain aika buenoja lahjoja, esim viini-setin porukoilt, laiva matkan, kattilan (tai sellasen mis voi tehdä esim muhennosta ei-voi-tietää-nimeä, mut tarvitsin just sellasta), ja ties mitä kaikkee muuta epäilyttävää, luokkaa penis-makaronit ja -pillit by Minna serkku. Ja sit sain Homer boxerit wohoo!

now playing: 16B - De-Org Song

Oltiin sit Joosuan kanssa tekemässä ennätystä, ja tarkotus oli dokaa 18h putkeen. Alun into kostautu lopussa ja lopahdettiin 16h kohdalla ja meidän viis-litranen drinksukin jäi puoleen väliin vaikka aluks oli tarkotus juoda se viitentoist minuuttiin.

Viime yön sain nukkua just parhaan tytön vieressä, ja mikä parasta sain herätä sen vierestä äskön! Nyt se meni treenaan Tampereelle ja mä voin rauhassa heräillä seuraavat neljä tai viis tuntia :)

now playing: Tom Browne - Thighs High (Grib Your Hibs and Move)

KukkamyyjäSunnuntai 17.12.2006 13:36

Nyt kaikki ostamaan joulukuuset ja -kukat multa et saan maksettua vuokrat.

Blowfly - Rap DirtyMaanantai 11.12.2006 23:19

I know you're heard about superman
when he gets horny he uses his hand
is it a bird, is it a plane, is he gay or is he a man
Louis Lane with all her mind
trying to keep him from knowing that she is dyke
but I will tell you a one thing beyond doubt
one night with me and I'll straighten her out

Homer J. SimpsonMaanantai 11.12.2006 03:24

Everybody in the USA
Hates their stupid nabour
He's Flanders and his really really lame
Flanders try to wreck my song
His views on birth control are wrong
I hates his cuts and Flanders is his name
F-L-A-N-D-E-R-S his the man I hate best
I'd like to see his house up in flames

F-L-A his name is NED E-R-S
thats a stupid name
He's worse than Frankenstein or Doctor No
You cant upset him even slightly
He just smiles and nods politely
then goes home and worships nightly
His leftorium is imporium of wow

F-L-A dont yell at NED D-E-R
His wife is dead
Everybody hates that stupid jerk
Springfield's caught with Homer's joyous loathing!
Filling clubs, with angry valentinos.
You don't have to move your feet,
just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighbourino!
If you like polite left-handers then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
or his creepy little offspring Rod and Tod.
That's us. Hooray!
F-L-A His name is Ned! E-R-S
He is so white bread.
The smiling mustache geek who walks with G-d!

I Think She Knows - Justin TimberlakeTorstai 30.11.2006 12:04

Pelottavaa. Käynnistin winampin ja randomilla osuu tää kappale. Ja nyt on viel pakko myöntää et Justin tehny hyvän kappaleen. Ihme aamu, mut onneks on ihan kurkoa tää kiinalainen tee.


She's freaky and she knows it
She's freaky and I like it

Listen

She grabs the yellow bottle
She likes the way it hits her lips
She gets to the bottom
It sends her on a trip so right
She might be goin' home with me tonight

She looks like a model
Except she's got a little more ass
Don't even bother
Unless you've got that thing she likes
I hope she's goin' home with me tonight

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's bad and she knows
I think that she knows
She's freaky and she knows it
She's freaky, but I like it

She shuts the room down
The way she walks and causes a fuss
The baddest in town
She's flawless like some uncut ice
I hope she's goin' home with me tonight

And all she wants is to dance
That's why you'll find her on the floor
But you don't have a chance
Unless you move the way that she likes
That's why she's goin' home with me tonight

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's bad and she knows
I think that she knows

Those flashing lights seem to cause a glare
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned from everywhere
She's bad and she knows
I think that she knows

Now dance
Little girl
You're freaky, but I like it
Hot damn!
Let me put my funk on this one time

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's bad and she knows
I think that she knows

Those flashing lights seem to cause a glare
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned from everywhere
She's bad and she knows
I think that she knows

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
Man I swear she's bad and she knows
I think that she knows

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
She's got me love stoned
I think I'm love stoned
She's got me love stoned

I think that she knows, think that she knows, oh, oh
I think that she knows, think that she knows, oh, oh
I think that she knows, think that she knows, oh, oh

Those flashing lights come from everywhere
The way they hit her I just stop and stare
I'm love stoned from everywhere and she knows
I think that she knows
Think that she knows, oh, oh

And now I walk around without a care
She's got me hooked
It just ain't fair, but I...
I'm love stoned and I could swear
That she knows
Think that she knows, oh, oh
She knows, she knows, oh, oh

She Talks to Me With Her Body by BarkaysMaanantai 27.11.2006 15:15

Maanantai, ja matka Valkeakoskelle odottaa. Näist dösä kyydeist alkanu tulla paha tapa, mut onneks toi reilu pari tuntii alkaa menee jo rutiinilla. Ei kyl huvittais lähtee stadist taas mut minkäs teet. Onneks himassa odottaa uus seasoni The 4400 - sarjaa ja reilusti glögiä.

Eilen tuli käytyä kalassa Markuksen kanssa, mut ei ehditty kun hetki olla ja kalastuksen valvoja passitti kotiin. Ei kyl ees havaittu kun yks vanha monni ja ei sellasia viitti narraa. Uus Jamesi oli helkutin hyvä Bondiks, ja jakeli huomattavasti parempia letkautuksia kun wanhat Mooret ja kumppanit.

James: Vodkamartini (asiat menny päin v*ttua Jamesilla)
Bartender: Shaken or Stirren?
James: Do I look like I care a f*ck?

Homer to the MaxSunnuntai 26.11.2006 20:36

Homer: Whole town is laughting at me, even that cat down there. Bart, kill that cat!
Bart: Okey
Homer: And that big yellow flower!
Marge: Homer, your growing insanity is starting to worry me. Why dont you talk to the producers of the show.
Homer: Okey, but while I'm gone keep an eye on that weird looking kid down there.
Marge: Bart!?
Homer: Yeah, "Bart"

Lauttasaari, viikonloppu ja 30 dollaria hävitty pokeriin. Lisäks oon kiertäny 2 päivää shoppailemassa. Kauppojen pitäisi kehittää poikakaveri - parkki. Ei tarvittais kun fosters - tyttöjä, kaljaa, lätkää ja shoppailu olis inhimillistä. Onneks koht kattoon uutta Jamesia.

Huh, pikkujouluristeily ohi.Lauantai 25.11.2006 13:00

Aikamoista menoa oli. Pääsin nukkumaan jo seiskalta aamulla, viel kun olis tunnin sinnitelly hereillä oliskin voinu mennä aamupalalle.