IRC-Galleria

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favourite Harry Potter characters:
1. George Weasley
2. Draco Malfoy
3. Remus Lupin
4. Hermione Granger
5. Nymphadora Tonks
6. Harry Potter
7. Minerva McGonagall
8. Luna Lovegood
9. Ron Weasley
10. Fred Weasley
11. Neville Longbottom
12. Severus Snape

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Harry/Neville... No I havenÂ’t, but I remember seeing some. However, IÂ’m not going to read them, ever...

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Well, I wouldnÂ’t say Hermione is hot, but sheÂ’s nice enough.

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Snape got Luna pregnant... No way! But if Snape was totally pissed... I donÂ’t know, IÂ’m not Slytherin enough to think what Snape might do about the situation.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
I have read one oneshot about Ron (and Harry), and that was my first ever HP fanfic I read. I canÂ’t recall the name of the fic and didnÂ’t like it that much...

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple
Draco and Harry? Are you kidding me? Why, of course they make a damn perfect couple! I refuse to read anything else. Oh, Merlin... IÂ’m so obsessed...

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Tonks/Ron or Tonks/Fred? Eh... If I really have to choose, IÂ’m going for the latter...

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Minerva walked in on Draco and Snape having sex? Oh dear God... I very much hope she will save poor little Draco and give Snape detention for molesting students.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Remus/Fred... that is just so wrong...
Alright, I really suck at these kind of things so IÂ’m not event trying. LetÂ’s just say that lots of alcohol is involved.

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
George/Luna... possibly, but I donÂ’t recall seeing any. IÂ’m not even a little bit interesting ever finding one.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
McGonagall/Snape! Oh, dear...
Again I really suck, but what about something very very booring like... Oh no, my brains really doesnÂ’t work today... I canÂ’t think of anything!

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Hermione/George... hmm... I must admit I have no clue what de-flower means... Sorry.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
McGonagall slash?! I surely hope not, IÂ’m gonna have nightmares...

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Remus het? As far as I know my friends doesnÂ’t read fanfiction (some of them has never even heard of fanfiction!!!), but they donÂ’t know I read them either... so I have no clue.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Probably not, but you never can tell. I donÂ’t think Neville woukld be someone they would write or draw...

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Draco/Hermione/Tonks... no, no, no... I really donÂ’t wanna know... ewwww...

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Fred would be laughing like mad.

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Luna... Is there a song for someone like her? CanÂ’t think of any...

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
George/ Harry/Snape
Warning(s): Alcohol Use, Language, Threesome, and major OOC... something like that.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Fred/Draco... Now this is interesting, though I think anything Fred might say causes Draco to run away screaming (and not in a good way for Fred).

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
About Tonks? I never have and never will.

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Harry's super-secret kink? Well, chocolate all over Draco, of course!

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Neville shag Ron... maybe, but Ron needs to be really, really terribly pissed for that to ever happen.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Remus/McGonagall! Ewwww... I don't want to answer that...

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

George and Ron are in a happy relationship until Ron suddenly runs off with Hermione. George, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Neville and a brief unhappy affair with Snape, then follows the wise advice of Tonks and finds true love with Remus.

It is very disturbing to think George and Ron together... *shudders*
The title... As I have informed earlier, I have no creativity so the next words I’ll hear listening a song currently playing will be the title. Here we go: ”The World Is Spinning”
I have no idea who would read it or write it... I definitely wouldnÂ’t do either.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
McGonagall/Luna?! I would scream of terror, and if IÂ’m lucky, faint.