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Mitä tekist/sanoisit jos...

1. Kun tulisit kotiisi, sängylläsi istuisi kehitysvammainen lapsi!?
- joo moi! mitä kuuluu ? .. ala vetää!!!

2. Paikalle ilmestyisi äitisi joka sanoisi sinulle että " tässä on uusi sisaresi!" Selviäisi että vanhempasi ovat adoptoineet lapsen kysymättä sinun mielipidettäsi!
- joo moikka..!!

3. Aamulla kun heräisit sinulla olisi ylimääräinen sormi!
- onpa haskaa..!!

4. Näkisit parhaan ystäväsi suutelemassa Jari Sillanpäätä!
- niin ei tule tapahtumaan.! :)

5. Menisit vessaan ja pytystä kurkistaisi isäsi!
- täältä tulee.. XD

6. Tapaisit matkalla kotiin oudon tyypin, joka alkaisi seurata sinua. Se häviäisi kuitenkin kun käännyt mutkan taa, mutta kun avaisit kotiovesi, se olisi sinua vastassa!
- kiva ku tulit kylään ..!! haluatko teetä .. .. XD

7. Outo tyyppi paljastuisi mieheksi josta näit viime yönä unta.. ja se hyökkäisi suutelemaan sinua!
- hmm.. !.. :))

8. Menisit kampaajalle, ja pyytäisit vain latvojen tasoitusta. Kuitenkin kun katsoisit peiliin, sinulle olisikin tehty veren punaiset rastat!!
- katsottuaani peiliin olisin huutanu.. kuka helverin ruma ämmä tuo on !!! XD ei ny iha.. :)

9. Katsoisit aamulla peiliin, mutta et näkisikään siitä omaa kuvaasi?
- ÄITII!!!!! peili on vähän likainen!!!!!!!!!

10. Ja kun lähtisit ulos, vastaantulijat kyselisivät että "mitä tuo sininen mönjä on kasvoissasi?
- se on uus hoitoaine kasvojani varten! riks ookki magee..

11. Lakkaisit kynsiäsi punaisiksi, mutta kun lakka kuivuisi, väri muuttuisikin vihreäksi!
- joo no enpä tiiä..! en lakkaa kynteni punaisiksi..!! tuskin se nyt tapahtuisi.. :0)

12. Tapaisit ulkona koiran joka sanoisi sinulle että "suutele minua, niin muutun unelmiesi prinssiksi!"
- pus pus..<3

13. Tekisit työtä käskettyä, niin koira muuttuisikin tutuksi naapurin pojaksi!
- joo ei kiitos!

14. Sitten se kysyis että "mennääks meille vai teille?"
- teille!!! :)

15. Katselisit yöllä taivaalle, kun huomaisit että kuusta tippui jotain maahan! Menisit katsomaan mitä se oli, ja se paljastuisikin juustoksi!
- nam nam .. onpa hyvää.. !!! lisäääää..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15. Aamulla kun heräisit, kädessäsi olisi tatuointi jossa lukisi että " I learned a lot about living and a little about love"!
- ois khyl aika kiva.. :)

Kirjoita kommentti välittömästi !
1. Mitä teit eilen? kuuntelin musaaa ja olin tietsikalla..

2. Kenen sängyssä nukuit viime yön? kenenköhän.. :)

3. Minkä värinen paita sulla on päällä nyt? mitäs jos ei oo..!!! XD

4. Lempi elokuva? eeenhän mää muista.. :) niit nii paljon.!!

5. Sano yksi asia jota teet joka päivä? kuuntelen musa!!! <3<3<3

6. Minkä väriset ovat huoneesi seinät? Valkoset <-- tietenkin,minkä muun väriset ne muka pitäisi olla.. ?? tyhmä kysymys miia !!!

7. Paljonko sulla on rahaa tällä hetkellä? 50.. <3

8. Lempi urheilulaji? uinti... tanssi.. :)

9. En jaksa odottaa että...? hukun.. ois aika hyvä juttu.. :)

10. Millon viimeksi näit äitiäsi? sekuntti sitten.. (se meni vessaa) :))

11. Kuka sai sinut rekisteröitymään galleriaan? simka.. <33 kiits..!!

12. Mitä söit eilen illalla? jugurtteja.!!! maistelin niitä..!! mut ne loppu.. XD

13. Katso vasemmalle. hups se olikin oikea.. XD

14. Minkä vaatteen lainasit viimeksi joltain? en mä muista.!

15. Millä sivulla datailet useimmiten? niiit aika monta.. :)

16. Onko sulla kasveja huoneessas? tietysti.. :)

17. Sattuuko sua mihinkään tällä hetkellä? ei .. valitettavati .. :)

18. Milloin viimeksi liikuit taksilla? 20.02 päivä.. silloin oli mun synttärit ja tilattii taksii et päästäis kapee.. :) oli hauskaa!!!!!! <3

19. Milloin viimeksi olit tosi järkyttynyt? Yöllä .. huh huh..:D

20. Haittaisiko sinua jos ystäväsi rupeaisi seurustelemaan ex-tyttö/poikaystäväsi kanssa?
Ei, paljoo ;D

VIIMEISIN

21. Henkilö jonka näit? elluska <3

22. Henkilö jonka kanssa puhuit puhelimessa? blääh.. anastasia..!!

23. Henkilö jota halasit? en mä muista sen nimeä..!! :)

24. Henkilö jonka kanssa tekstailit? kristaa.. <3

25. Kappale jonka kuuntelit? panic at the disco.. joku biisi.. :)

TÄNÄÄN

26. Mitä teet nyt? hengitän..
z z z z
27. Mitä teet myöhemmin? meen .. z z z z z .. <33

28. Mitä olet tehnyt tänään? hengaillu nastjan kaa.. ! paistsi ei sen kaa oo paljoo hengailtavaakaan... :))

29. Mitä sulla on päällä? vaatteita..

30. Mitä olet syönyt tänään?kaikkea mahollista..!!! nam! <3

HUOMENNA

31. Millainen päivä huomenna? nähää sitten..:)

32. Mitä suunnitelmia huomiseksi? no kai sitten on erillaisia menoja..!! joku kuitenkin soitta mulle ja sanoo "voitko olla? " <-- niinhän tää tais ollakkin .. :)

33. Tavoite? Onnistua välttelemään mummeliini..

34. Mistä et pidä huomisessa? en mä tiiää.. :)

35. Onko sulla töitä? riippuu mistä puhut ..XD

no okei.. moikka!!!! kiitti miia et kopioit tään mulle tähän.. !!!! miten oikein jaksoit kirjoittaakaaan tään....!!! kamalaa..!!!!! no okei,nähää sitte joskus !!! soittele.. <3<3<3

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Kuka on häkä ?

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No joku tumma gigolo varmaankin

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Kuka on ariina ?


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Ulkopuolinen, mahtava olento jota pelätään maailmankaikkeuden jokaisella laidalla

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Kuka on jaakko ?

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Naapurin Erkki

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Kuka on anna ?

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Salaisen hallituksen ylin virkamies, jonka palkkaluokkka on A31.

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Kuka on ella ?

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Sitä ei tiedä kukaan.

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Kuka on krista ?

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Yks saatanan tunari, vaikka itsekin epäilin asiaa kunnes otin siitä selvän.

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Kuka on petra?

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No se viidesluokan söpö lyhyt jätkä!! Se jolla on vähä erikoiset hiukset, ja ihana naama.

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Kuka on mirja?

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Itsekeskeinen nirppanokka, joka ei ajattele muita!

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Sinä kysyit:
kuka on sanna?

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Sinun pahin painajaisesi

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kuka on suvi?

joku typerä jankuttaja, joka oli täällä.

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Kuka on ilona?

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Nokian insinööri

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Kuka minä olen?

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Olet selvästikin se, josta äiti minua varoitti! Millon nähään?

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Kuka on janika ?

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Se tyttö Anttilan alusvaatemainoksesta

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Kuka on clarissa ?


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Naapurin vanha täti, jonka kissa sattui kuolemaan SINUN takiasi.

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Kuka on Essi ?

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Vanha mummo kulmakaupasta

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Kuka on sima ?

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Eräs, jonka tapasit entisessä elämässäsi.

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Kuka on nastja ?

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Joku tosi törkeä tyyppi

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Kuka on kristiina ?


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Arvaisin, että Islannin presidentti

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A = seksikäs
B = yllätyksellinen
C = asioitaan jakava ihminen
D = varma
E = kekseliäs
F = cool
G = hauska
H = kaunis
I = enkeli
J = on aina siellä
K = saa aina kaiken sen mitä hän haluaa
L = itsepäinen
M = pahis
N = fantisoiva
O = suojelee kavereitaan
P = pehmeä
Q = ei valehtele melkein koskaan
R = saa tarpeekseen pojista/tytöistä
S = ylläpitää yhteyden hyvin
T = hassu
U = mukava
V = ei valehtele koskaan
W = paljon kärsvällisyyttä
X = kiusallinen
Y = äänekäs
Z = hyvä kuuntelemaan
Ã… = kohtelias
Ä = ei mene selän taakke
Ö = kiva
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a: seksikäs
r: saa tarpeekseen pojista/tytöistä
i: enkeli
n: fantisoiva
a: seksikäs


a: seksikäs
r: saa tarpeekseen pojista/tytöistä
i: enkeli
s: ylläpitää yhteyden hyvin
h:kaunis
a:seksikäs


h: kaunis
o: suojelee kavereitaan
n: fantisoiva
k: saa aina kaiken sen mitä hän haluaa
a: seksikäs
t: hassu
u: mukava
k: saa aina kaiken sen mitä hän haluaa
i: enkeli
a: seksikäs


EI KYL TOSIAANKAAN PIDÄ PAIKKANSA...EI SELVÄSTIKKÄÄ...MIRA MITÄ SÄ OOT HÖPISSY TÄNNE OIKEE.. :) XD

[Intro:]
[Beyonce:] Bass
[Jay-Z:] Uh
[Beyonce:] Hi hat
[Jay-Z:] Uh
[Beyonce:] 808
[Jay-Z:] Uh
[Beyonce:] Jay
[Jay-Z:] Uh-huh
Ready?
Uh-huh
[Beyonce:] Let's go get 'em
[Jay-Z:] Uh-huh
C'mon

[Jay-Z Rap]
I used to run base like Juan Pierre
Now I run the bass hi hat and the snare
I used to bag girls like Birkin Bags
Now I bag B ([Beyonce:] Boy you hurtin' that)
Brooklyn Bay where they birthed me at
Now I be everywhere, the nerve of rap
The audacity to have me whipping curtains back
Me and B, she about to sting
Stand back

[Verse 1]
Baby seems like everywhere I go
I see you, from your eyes, your smile
It's like I breathe you, helplessly I reminisce
Don't want to compare nobody to you

[Pre-Hook]
Boy, I try to catch myself
But I'm out of control
Your sexiness is so appealing
I can't let it go
Oh

[Hook]
Know that I can't get over you
'Cause everything I see is you
And I don't want no substitute
Baby I swear it's Deja Vu
Know that I can't get over you
'Cause everything I see is you
And I don't want no substitute
Baby I swear it's Deja Vu

[Verse 2]
Seeing things that I know can't be
Am I dreaming? When I saw you walking past me
Almost called your name
Got a better glimpse and then I looked away
It's like I'm losing it

[Pre-hook]
Boy, I try to catch myself
But I'm out of control
Your sexiness is so appealing
I can't let it go, oh

[Hook]
Know that I can't get over you
'Cause everything I see is you
And I don't want no substitute
Baby I swear it's Deja Vu
Know that I can't get over you
'Cause everything I see is you
And I don't want no substitute
Baby I swear it's Deja Vu

[Jay-Z Rap 2]
Yes! Hova's flow so unusual
Baby, girl you should already know
It's H-O, light up the dro'
'Cause you gon' need help tryna study my bounce, flow, blow
What's the difference?
One, you take in vein while the other you sniffin'
It's still dough, po-po try to convict him
That's a no-go
My dough keep the scales tipping like 4-4's
Like I'm from the H-O-U-S-T-O-N
Blow, wind so Chicago of him
Is he the best ever, that's the argu-a-ment
I don't make the list, don't be mad at me
I just make the hits, like a factory
I'm just one-to-one, nothin' after me
No Deja Vu, just me and my, Oh

[Bridge]
Baby I can't go anywhere
Without thinking that you're there
Seems like you're everywhere, it's true
Gotta be having Deja Vu
'Cause in my mind I want you here
Get on the next plane, I don't care
Is it because I'm missing you
That I'm having Deja Vu

[Pre-hook]
Boy, I try to catch myself
But I'm out of control
Your sexiness is so appealing
I can't let it go
Whoo...

[Hook]
Know that I can't get over you
'Cause everything I see is you
And I don't want no substitute
Baby I swear it's Deja Vu
Know that I can't get over you
'Cause everything I see is you
And I don't want no substitute
Baby I swear it's Deja Vu

Know that I can't get over you
'Cause everything I see is you
And I don't want no substitute
Baby I swear it's Deja Vu
Know that I can't get over you
'Cause everything I see is you
And I don't want no substitute
Baby I swear it's Deja Vu

[Jazze Phae:]
Ladies and gentlemen!
Ciara

[Verse 1:]
He said
'Hi, my name is so and so
Baby can you tell me yours?
You look like you came to do
One thing (Set it off)'
I started on the left
And I had to take him to the right
He was out of breath
But he kept on dancin' all night

[Pre-hook:]
You trying, admit it
But you just can fight the feeling inside
You know it
And I can see it in your eyes
You want me
You smooth as a mother
You're so undercover
By the way that you was watchin' me

[Hook:]
Ooh! uh
The way you look at me
I'm feelin' you, uh
I just can't help it
Tryin' to keep it cool, uh
I can feel it in the beat, uh
When you do those things to me, uh
Don't let nothin' stop you
M-ooo-ve, ring the alarm
The club is jumpin' now
So get up!

[Verse 2:]
I said 'Ciara's on your radio,
Everybody turn it up'
Spicy just like hot sauce
Careful, you might burn it up
You can do the pop lock
Rag-top, don't stop
That's the way you gotta get
Get it, make ya body rock

[Pre-hook:]
You trying, admit it
But you just can beat the feeling inside
You know it
Cuz I can see it in your eyes
You want me
You smooth as a mother
You're so undercover
By the way that you was watchin' me

[Hook:]
Ooh! uh
The way you look at me
I'm feelin' you, uh
I just can't help it
Tryin' to keep it cool, uh
I can feel it in the beat, uh
When you do those things to me, uh
Don't let nothin' stop you
M-ooo-ve, ring the alarm
The club is jumpin' now
So get up!

[Bridge:]
Ooh, I love the way you vibe with me
Dance with me forever
We can have a good time, follow me
To the beat together
You and me, one on one
Breakin' it down
You can't walk away now
We got to turn this place out

[Chamillionaire Rap:]
It's the kid that stay ridin' big
The one the police tried to catch ridin' dirty
In the club before eleven o'clock
Like I'm trying to catch a dime kinda early
Lookin' thick her hair brown and curly
She love the way my ride shining pearly
City boys say she fine a pretty
In the country boys say she fine and 'purrty'
My pockets thick as green, it's curvy
And the ladies know soon as they see my jewelry
If bein' fresh to death is a crime
I think it's time for me to see the jury

[Chamillionaire:]
They know Chamillionaire stay on the grind
A hustla like me is hard to find
I ain't really impressed, yes
Unless it's about some dollar signs
Ain't really no need to call you fine
I know you be hearin' that all the time
I'm watchin' you do ya step, do ya step
Yep it's going down

[Hook:]
Ooh! uh
The way you look at me
I'm feelin' you, uh
I just can't help it
Tryin' to keep it cool, uh
I can feel it in the beat, uh
When you do those things to me, uh
Don't let nothin' stop you
M-ooo-ve, ring the alarm
The club is jumpin' now
So get up!

Ooh! uh
The way you look at me
I'm feelin' you, uh
I just can't help it
Tryin' to keep it cool, uh
I can feel it in the beat, uh
When you do those things to me, uh
Don't let nothin' stop you
M-ooo-ve, somebody ring the alarm
The club is jumpin' now
So get up!

I got to have you baby
Uh, I feel it
I got to have you baby
I got to have you baby
Uh, I feel it
I got to have you baby

Do your thang honey!

I could feel it from the start,
Couldn't stand to be apart.
Something about you caught my eye,
Something moved me deep inside!
Don't know what you did boy but
You had it and I've been hooked ever since.
I told my mother, my brother, my sister and my friend
I told the others, my lovers, from past and present tense.
Everytime I see you everything starts making sense.

Do your thang honey!

Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
(what you do).
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
You got soul, you got class.
You got style with your bad ass - oh yeah!
Ain't no other man its true - all right -
Ain't no other man but you.

Do your thang honey!

Never thought I'd be all right. No, no, no!
Till you came and changed my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah!
What was cloudy now is clear! Yeah, yeah!
You're the light that I needed.
You got what I want boy, and I want it!
So keep on givin' it up!

Tell your mother, your brother, your sister, and your friend.
And the others, your lovers, better not be present tense.
Cause I want everyone to know that you are mine and no one else's!

Oooooooo, oh!

Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
(what you do).
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
You got soul, you got class.
You got style your bad ass - oh yeah!
Ain't no other man it's true - all right -
Ain't no other man but you.

Break it down now!

Ain't no other, ain't, ain't no other! (other)
Ain't no other, ain't, ain't no other LOVER!
Ain't no other, I, I, I need no other!
Ain't no other man but you!

Ohhhh!

You are there when I'm a mess
Talk me down from every ledge
Give me strength, boy you're the best
You're the only one who's ever passed every test

Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
(what you do).
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
(You're the kinda guy, a girl finds oooo yeahh)
You got soul, you got class.
You got style your bad ass - oh yeah!
Ain't no other man it's true - all right -
Ain't no other man but you.

And now I'm tellin' you, so ain't no other man but you.

Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
(what you do).
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
You got soul, you got class.
You got style your bad ass - oh yeah!
Ain't no other man it's true - all right -
Ain't no other man but you.

Story of my life
Searching for the right
But it keeps avoiding me
Sorrow in my soul
Cause it seems that wrong
Really loves my company

He's more than a man
And this is more than love
The reason that the sky is blue
The clouds are rolling in
Because I'm gone again
And to him I just can't be true

And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying

I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer

I feel it in the air
As I'm doing my hair
Preparing for another date
A kiss upon my cheek
As he reluctantly
Asks if I'm gonna be out late
I say I won't be long
Just hanging with the girls
A lie I didn't have to tell
Because we both know
Where I'm about to go
And we know it very well

Cause I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying

I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer

Our love, his trust
I might as well take a gun and put it to his head
Get it over with
I don't wanna do this
Anymore
Uh
Anymore (anymore)

I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
And everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
And I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer (a murderer)

No no no no

Yeah yeah yeah

Today I'm gonna ride away
And feel the sun throughout my hair
Finally free to be who I wanna be
Who that is I don't really care

'Cuz I've got friends who love me
Blue skies are above me
My blonde hair is everywhere

[Chorus:]
Sweet sixteen
Gonna spread my wings
Sweet sixteen
It's my chance to shine
Sweet sixteen
Discovering
Sweet sixteen
So much more to life
Sweet sixteen

Drivin' down to the club where we go to dance
Radio is blastin' and the top is down

There ain't nothin' in my way
'Cept the traffic of L.A.

And I've got friends who love me
Bright stars shine above me
My blonde hair is everywhere

[Chorus]

Mamma loves me and a sister who shows me, and a daddy's always there

[Chorus]

I wanna know what it feels like
I need to see it from the inside
I can taste a bit of what I will find
So much more to life
Sweet sixteen

[Repeat]

When I'm in a crowd
Or on an island by myself
Silent or too loud
Wishing I was somewhere else
And I can't believe
You hit me fast and hard
When you turn to me and say
Never change the way you are

Trying to catch your eye
Things will never look the same
Now I can't deny
You're the moth and I'm the flame
There I go again
I should walk before I run
How can I explain
I can't stop what you've begun

[CHORUS:]
I'm falling through the door
Flying 'cross the floor
When you look at me suddenly it's clear

You're burning up my dreams
Crazy as it seems
I don't wanna be anywhere but here
Anywhere but here

What goes on inside
Is a mystery no doubt
A roller coaster ride
I may never work it out
Here's the brand new me
Skates around and floats on air
I'm a sight to see
Rainbow colors in my hair
You have set me free
The one who gets me there

[CHORUS]

Here is the place where
My head is spinning
Time is beginning
To race away
You come to throw me
Knock me off my feet
You give me wings to fly
The world goes crashing by again

[CHORUS 2X]

Let's go back
Back to the beginning
Back to when the earth, the sun, the stars all aligned

'Cause perfect didn't feel so perfect
Trying to fit a square into a circle
Was no life
I defy

[Chorus:]
Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams
Let it wash away
My sanity
'Cause I wanna feel the thunder
I wanna scream
Let the rain fall down
I'm coming clean, I'm coming clean

I'm shedding
Shedding every color
Trying to find a pigment of truth
Beneath my skin

'Cause different
Doesn't feel so different
And going out is better
Then always staying in
Feel the wind

[Chorus]

I'm coming clean
Let the rain fall
Let the rain fall
I'm coming...

[Chorus x2]

Let's go back
Back to the beginning