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3 блондинки приходят работать в милицию!
Полковник решил сделать им мини экзамен, показал фото преступника в профиль и попросил рассказать особые приметы ...
1-ая блондинка - У него один глаз !
2-ая блондинка- у него одно ухо
3-ая блондинка- Он носит контактные линзы...

Полковник подумал ух ты, откуда это она знает, заглянул в досье... и вправду, преступник носит контактные линзы! Вообщем спрашивает её, как Вы догадались про контактные линзы ?
Блондинка отвечает - Ну если у него один глаз и одно ухо как он будет носить очки ?
muhaha





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stop turning into a computer slave and turn it off...
easy to say...
go to sleep:) jee...
talking to myself???????????????





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Alice said, "Would you please tell me which way to go from here?"

The Cat said, "That depends on where you want to get."

- "I don't much care where"

- "Then it doesn't matter which way you go..."





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i love love



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London After MIdnight
Carry on... Screaming (Ruins)

I've knelt at your alter
I've cut out my heart
I've lived in your Ruins
my pain is your art
my wrists are bound tight so as not to bleed
my eyes were so dark so as not to see
the memories of the past are fading like a bad dream...

I've never been so alone than with you,
I've never been scared to dream until now,
I can't close my eyes,
I'll carry on, screaming

your words are like ice
they melt in the heat
the cold and the pain which you seem to breed
have become what you are and left your ruins empty...

i love this song




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my favourite weather today - rain... it makes me happy and sleepy:D

missing everyone who is not around me today, but at least missing people make u evaluate them and see your attutide towards them

anyway i feel happy

permanently happy:D

vanilla vanilla vanilla



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the first day at school finallyyyyyyyyyyyyy

waking up at 6.15 to go to Kemi
brrrrrrrrrrrr
now sleepy but have to do some strange things that i cant understand
maybe one day i finally become a super-genius in all this IT stuff but its not going to start now:S:S:S

messssssssssssssssss




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i made friends with cool dogs!!!
great
My Sweet Prince <3



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one of the most weird days in my whole life........

accidents happen, but such stuff like today....never before:D............



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mooooorning

does anyone hide keys inside the shoes?
i did
today
:D

three days in a raw sleeping for 3-5 hours
going to get sick
but its worth it



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